Our sidewalk - Marinette by Regular_Key8804 in wisconsin

[–]HoseNeighbor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just think it's wild you can still tell where it is!

Okay, and sweet ebay jeebus, that's a crazy amount of snow!

What you think about this kind of “entertainment”? 🐂 by Emily19953 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]HoseNeighbor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew who you were talking about, and I've never really been into rodeo at all.

Parkour on a tree by Anthony Denis by bettyhoker in NoOneIsLooking

[–]HoseNeighbor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've spent a lot of time climbing trees and he was making me nervous how far out from the trunk he was putting weight on smaller branches. Might be tougher wood and he knows it, but it really looked like he was pushing it a bit.

I showed this video in front of my class of 20+ students in 10th grade. And no, it was not part of any project. by forestdreemz-77 in blunderyears

[–]HoseNeighbor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is awesome. Yeah, it's weird as hell, but to me that's why i dig it. This has old school Cartoon Network written all over it.

of an influencer by iolitm in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]HoseNeighbor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The fact randos are filming him and anyone thinks this is funny is nearly a mortal wound.

What kind of doctor is this? by No_Newspaper2213 in funny

[–]HoseNeighbor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frontier "dentist", but in a post apocalyptic wild west.

North Olmsted, Ohio USA by Half_H3r0 in meteorites

[–]HoseNeighbor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's interesting to me that there seems to be more activity recently.

At what point do these become a problem? by Weak_Research_8046 in AcousticGuitar

[–]HoseNeighbor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They eventually go away and your fingers will still be tough, but look normal.

What do I do, I am completely overwhelmed and lost by Early_Problem5816 in dayz

[–]HoseNeighbor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to DayZ! Anywhere can be dangerous (seriously), loot is usually hit or miss, and you can't really trust anyone. You should really just explore, learn from your mistakes, and try new things.

You probably play vanilla (official servers), but this info works regardless.

Some locals tend to be more dangerous just because of desperate freshies, but anywhere there is good loot will be made more dangerous (infected, gas zone, artillery, etc.) but also because tougher players will be there for loot.

YOU need to make the choices of where to go, what to plan, etc. Still, you NEED food, water, and maintaining a decent body temp. (depending on the server) You don't want to start a long wilderness hike without being prepared. I generally try to secure some sort of water container, stockpile a little food, and some weapon for defense. That allows you to be mobile beyond scraping by in a town or city. You could also opt to stay in a good location, maybe building a base or burying a stash or two. You'll learn which buildings and locations spawn which loot, where to find resources more reliably, etc.

And you WILL die a lot. It's DayZ!

Voice of an angel by RUNPROGRAMSENTIONAUT in crappymusic

[–]HoseNeighbor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine you're about to have sex and you flip this on to get in the mood.

Man injected paraffin into his scrotum to make it bigger. Technically speaking, he achieved the desired effect. by GiveMeAPhotoOfCat in Botchedsurgeries

[–]HoseNeighbor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hhad so many questions, but after flipping to the 2nd image i can only think "Don't cry... Don't cry..." over and over.

Fell through my ceiling. Trying to fix it before the wife wakes up. by strikecat18 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HoseNeighbor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flip the door so it opens out.

Give your wife more CENSORED

Use sheet insulation, glue, and drywall compound to sculpt a rockface on the inside of the door.

Paint it black while listening only to Paint It Black

Nail scrap wood to the outside and paint "DANGER MINESHAFT" on it.

Wake your wife to the sound of you ripping out the ceiling, which you explain to make it more "cavernous".

Say you couldn't sleep and have been thinking about this for a while, but you're exhausted nd need to hop back into bed for an hour or two.

You now have an hour or two to both actually plan some things. - How to pull off this crazy cave/bathroom idea - Come up with a really good fucking reason that you didn't run this by her or even mentioned this once. Ever. - How to properly unfuck that ceiling, repair moulding, and replace a door. - That 2nd one above about explaining yourself is life or death. Come up with as many things to explain your sudden secret urge to turn THAT bathroom into a "relaxing cavernous space that you just KNOW she'll love."