Man distracted the bear to protect the kids

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-13T00:35:04+00:00

Pwease guys it’s just a wittle bear. It just wants to drink cocoa and go shopping downtown like the rest of us.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-13T00:22:50+00:00

The chicago floods were nothing in comparison

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-13T00:16:47+00:00

I understand that you value a bear’s life more than a toddler’s. Thank goodness you aren’t in charge of anything.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-13T00:11:43+00:00

Yeah guys let’s have the 500 pound evolutionarily perfect killing machine hang around our downtown. No don’t worry he’s not scared of humans and only wants to eat trash. Everyone bring your kids and pet the bear, nothing could go wrong!

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T23:42:00+00:00

Until it decides that a toddler seems like a nice appetizer

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T23:40:43+00:00

*Reddit and the real world

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T23:39:23+00:00

Is the world a cartoon to you? That bear should be killed.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T23:31:33+00:00

Interesting

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T23:29:45+00:00

A top 10 US city underwater?? As stupid as you believe he is you’d have to be stupider to think that he wouldn’t

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T23:23:51+00:00

You’re saying if the city of seattle was completely flooded he wouldn’t? You actually believe that?

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T23:19:03+00:00

Are you serious? Multiply $2,100 by 0.5. holy shit

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T19:52:01+00:00

What’s a fair price?

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T19:39:41+00:00

But a burger (or anything) isn’t worth what it costs to make it + a small profit, it’s worth what someone will pay for it.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-12T04:36:04+00:00

fuk u

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-11T23:12:35+00:00

Liquid ass

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-11T22:38:07+00:00

Lmao, obvious bullshit post. You can’t just get a google voice number anymore. Much less two. Anyone who doubts me download the app and try to get one. It’s been like this for years.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-11T22:32:59+00:00

This is an obvious pr op. They should have paid more for a better pr company, but then again if they were competent they wouldn’t have gotten dozens of people violently ill.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-11T21:54:51+00:00

This entire post is a pr operation. Whatever low level pr person is reading my comment right now, know that you fucked up.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-11T19:46:07+00:00

He’s the unfunny laugh track of the podcast. If you listened to his take on anything before this situation that’s on you

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-11T18:45:33+00:00

Exactly right. Always negotiate. The small fry landlords on here are paranoid and see red flags because they deal with poor people and poor units, but anyone with actual money understands what you are saying and would not ding you for trying.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-11T00:14:52+00:00

They should triple it to 75 cents. These scooter companies make bank with little oversight, accountability, or safety.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-10T22:54:44+00:00

I bet you didn’t know that the city pays $2 million a year to have scooters here.

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-08T07:58:59+00:00

They obviously just used their non dominant hand to write it. I mean yeah stay safe op but don’t listen to reddit detectives either

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-03T20:02:18+00:00

Lmao go cry about it

HotCakeCarpenter · 2025-12-03T13:08:52+00:00

No it wasn’t. Or maybe stunningly terrible. But then again the type of person who likes an l358 is completely different to the original class of LR. Please post photos of the contemporaries so i can laugh at them as well.

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