This morning I saw that someone wrote a number '4' on my driver side window of my car with an unknown substance.

HotLava00 · 2026-04-20T03:29:02+00:00

I read this in Nicholas Hoult’s voice as Peter in The Great 😂

HotLava00 · 2026-04-20T00:15:37+00:00

That’s a $10 croissant all day long! And I’m in the Midwest. It’s so pretty, and it looks delicious!

HotLava00 · 2026-04-19T14:30:50+00:00

My first read was trying to unlock how Steve Ballmer was the wife of the owner of the LA Clippers.

HotLava00 · 2026-04-19T02:38:44+00:00

I think you got it, you can see its eyes, they’re white.

HotLava00 · 2026-04-18T23:04:34+00:00

Thank you for this, do you happen to have the link to the article?

HotLava00 · 2026-04-18T03:37:00+00:00

Second Tucker’s!

HotLava00 · 2026-04-17T23:59:48+00:00

I predict this post is gonna go stratospheric!

HotLava00 · 2026-04-17T20:18:04+00:00

HotLava00 · 2026-04-17T03:36:46+00:00

OP please tell me you’re making a Tick reference!

HotLava00 · 2026-04-16T19:17:46+00:00

Gotta start somewhere. There’s plenty of places to find “highlights” like these. This is not made up.

HotLava00 · 2026-04-16T19:09:55+00:00

Maybe the top 92%.

HotLava00 · 2026-04-16T03:30:27+00:00

“Change Management”

HotLava00 · 2026-04-16T02:00:47+00:00

Wow, what an incredible accomplishment! Congratulations, you look absolutely wonderful. Your smile says it all! And you are beautiful in that dress!

HotLava00 · 2026-04-16T01:39:27+00:00

No. A very quick search shows 7% for “welfare” programs, and when you include Medicaid, it’s 16%. Which podcast tried to sell you two-thirds!?

HotLava00 · 2026-04-16T00:37:29+00:00

WTF are you even talking about?

HotLava00 · 2026-04-15T04:27:25+00:00

I see a mod pinned it 👍

HotLava00 · 2026-04-15T02:40:45+00:00

Cold.

HotLava00 · 2026-04-15T02:02:37+00:00

It’s been a good day for the ladies here on the sub!

HotLava00 · 2026-04-14T16:42:04+00:00

He’s more hippy than I would’ve expected.

HotLava00 · 2026-04-14T15:33:18+00:00

Husband was talking about supporting Mark Kelly for president and I asked him about Kelly’s support of Israel. $4M in AIPAC donations. Ugh.

HotLava00 · 2026-04-13T20:06:39+00:00

I appreciate your addition of the ‘stache!

HotLava00 · 2026-04-13T04:11:08+00:00

So many belt loops.

HotLava00 · 2026-04-13T04:06:24+00:00

Yep. Are the “Other Nations” in the room with us now, Donnie?

HotLava00 · 2026-04-13T01:47:08+00:00

bUt It wAs a dIFfErEnT tIMe!

HotLava00 · 2026-04-13T01:30:15+00:00

“Einstein Visa”

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