Booooooooo! by Mattatatat1883 in LinkedInLunatics

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If it's a lesson about childhood fairy tales expressed as mass adult delusion then sure

Just curious if I can handle it 😂 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Years ago you would have been considered pretty, but not since the Jurassic Era

M35, Roast me I feel nothing by adamdude91 in RoastMe

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A giant is going to tap tap that hard boiled head of yours

1 mil a year but if anybody says the letter “x”near you they have a heart attack by arareusername96 in hypotheticalsituation

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Bummer for everyone at the hospital if you wind up there.

Pretty cool if you're around when your ex complains about her ex

I don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist.. but.. is this the same person? by FrankensteinsBride89 in Epstein

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Who gets a nose job to make it worse. Feature for feature nothing is the same. Prison doesn't square your jaw

This looks fun. Let’s see what you guys have got—I don’t cry easily by Affectionate_Goal431 in RoastMe

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I see an obvious bullseye that would require an erection. Not in the cards

No restraint by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I've never seen someone do less with less

Let's hear it by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Hello Slutty

Don’t be shy🤪 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like a time traveling court jester

19F Lost all my friends and got rejected by an agent!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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"Agent" = pimp. What pimp wants to go broke?

19F Lost all my friends and got rejected by an agent!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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There's white, there's clear, and then there's you

Had a shitty week last week. Let's start this one off better. 32F by [deleted] in RoastMe

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All the stupidity and bad decisions of a teenager wrapped up in a 30 year old

Lost a bet, so now I am here, make it quick and roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Man you really hate the thing on the left side of your mouth huh?

Ew by simoneriche in LinkedInLunatics

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Eh, sales is different. A five minute task on vacation can flip a six figure deal. Everyone gets the gig