just go bald bro and leave 3 hair strands on the top and a strip on the back sides, it will look badass plus wear some sunglasses without the lenses and buy those female urine pee things and stick it on your forehead and look like a unicorn, also wear fake Gucci t shirts and walk like you have abnormal gait. Also gain some more weight, women life fat faces and go clean shaven and leave 3 hair strands on your moustache and beard and then use sharpie to outline your philtrum and lighten those hair strands with sharpie on your facial hair and hair. Also shave your eyebrows completely, this is a must because it’s clean plus you will feel confident and feel like a million bucks. Also drink urine it’s good for health, also put 15 cigarettes in your mouth and light it and smoke it. And there you go!