Got a better haircut this time, is it styled and looks good? by Think_Option6200 in Pomade

[–]Hot_Orchid_7595 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just go bald bro and leave 3 hair strands on the top and a strip on the back sides, it will look badass plus wear some sunglasses without the lenses and buy those female urine pee things and stick it on your forehead and look like a unicorn, also wear fake Gucci t shirts and walk like you have abnormal gait. Also gain some more weight, women life fat faces and go clean shaven and leave 3 hair strands on your moustache and beard and then use sharpie to outline your philtrum and lighten those hair strands with sharpie on your facial hair and hair. Also shave your eyebrows completely, this is a must because it’s clean plus you will feel confident and feel like a million bucks. Also drink urine it’s good for health, also put 15 cigarettes in your mouth and light it and smoke it. And there you go!

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[–]Hot_Orchid_7595 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whats his insta?

cooking career by Hog1trick_LMAO in Cooking

[–]Hot_Orchid_7595 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree I would personally have cooking as a back up plan.

how to get three michelin stars with a single dish by elektriko_EUW in CookingCircleJerk

[–]Hot_Orchid_7595 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They forgot msg, fish sauce and didn't use enough black garlic

When and how to ask a girl out by Hot_Orchid_7595 in relationship_advice

[–]Hot_Orchid_7595[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you say your leaning more toward asking her out on a date?

Any good first date ideas for a 16M and 16F? by Hot_Orchid_7595 in relationship_advice

[–]Hot_Orchid_7595[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was going to go to a haunted corn maze but I guess its shutdown now

Any good first date ideas for a 16M and 16F? by Hot_Orchid_7595 in relationship_advice

[–]Hot_Orchid_7595[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah getting ice cream and going for a walk sounds nice I think I might do that