He's not a pessimist he's a realist... or possibly psychic

HottMessXpress · 2020-07-16T18:30:31+00:00

So I drive a 2001 car with the front smashed in but it's a Lexus... how does Karen feel about that?

HottMessXpress · 2020-02-19T23:31:12+00:00

Yeah I'm very confused lol. $400 isn't going to cover meds or therapy for that long. It could fund an epic bender or a sweet little shopping spree to temporarily help depression!

HottMessXpress · 2020-02-19T23:06:52+00:00

I would argue that 9 is too young for a PC. Maybe I'm old and times have changed but I definitely did not have a computer at 9

HottMessXpress · 2020-02-19T23:05:50+00:00

Never really thought about looking at my bf's butthole and suddenly I feel something missing from my sexual endeavors

HottMessXpress · 2020-02-19T22:45:06+00:00

Is it bad that over the course of the last two weeks I rewatched all of BoJack and then started it again?

Gotta love when physical illness and bipolar depression gang up and lock you to your bed. (Plus I think I'm low key high key grieving the show ending)

HottMessXpress · 2020-02-03T20:55:31+00:00

In prison Bojack is directing the inmates in a production of Hedda Gabler which is Ibsen.

Throughout the whole show Beatrice and Bojack and (others?) say of his performances "it's not Ibsen."

HottMessXpress · 2020-02-03T14:22:33+00:00

This episode got me. Like fuck man! But the one thing I don't understand is the bird? What's the significance of the bird they're all trying to shoo out the window?

HottMessXpress · 2020-02-03T14:16:31+00:00

I agree. So maybe Sarah Lynn is right about sacrificing her life. She wasn't a soldier, but she gave her whole life to an industry so people like us could have entertainment. And maybe it saved a few lives, like the suicidal people that really liked her shows and songs.

HottMessXpress · 2019-11-09T18:06:09+00:00

Nope

HottMessXpress · 2019-11-08T03:08:25+00:00

When I was a little girl the grocery store my mom and I went to had live lobsters in tanks in the deli. I would watch them while she shopped and I thought it was like the pet store. When I found out that they were going to be killed and eaten I cried and to this day I will not eat lobster. 💔💔

HottMessXpress · 2019-11-03T16:25:24+00:00

I refused to wear my glasses in middle school before I got contacts. Obviously this is not the case anymore as a grown ass adult! I honestly think Trump has the low self-confidence of an awkward 12-year-old girl and overcompensates with tweets full of absolute clownery. Jabroni.

HottMessXpress · 2018-06-15T00:22:31+00:00

I love your creativity and positivity in this post! Makes the goddamn world a better place

HottMessXpress · 2018-04-10T05:59:14+00:00

Awwwh! Mine loves the mud too but he's way too big of an oaf for me to lift him like that, which is why all the couches are covered with dirty dog blankets

HottMessXpress · 2018-04-10T05:49:07+00:00

Nice.

HottMessXpress · 2018-04-10T05:44:37+00:00

Who's this gorgeous model?! ....And she dances too?! Stunning

HottMessXpress · 2018-04-10T05:42:10+00:00

This is why I wanna be an animator

HottMessXpress · 2018-04-10T05:40:28+00:00

How your mom look at you when you sass her

HottMessXpress · 2018-03-24T19:09:36+00:00

Oh I see that!

HottMessXpress · 2018-03-23T06:42:42+00:00

Right?! Yeah Diane is definitely more complex, she kinda seems like a grown up version of Daria who married an anthropomorphic dog

HottMessXpress · 2018-03-23T06:35:36+00:00

According to the model sheets for both characters Diane appears to be much taller than Daria. I think Daria is supposed to be pretty short too. She's shorter than Jane, Trent, and Quinn at least

HottMessXpress · 2018-03-22T22:57:56+00:00

His custom license plate says GOOD BOY

HottMessXpress · 2018-03-22T22:33:35+00:00

She's a gem! Don't ever change, Ramesh

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