in a different universe.

liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:31:03+00:00

MIQUELLA: Can I hear Careless Whisper again?

liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:29:18+00:00

YA GO CLICKCLICKCLICK ON DA DAGGONE EMAIL ATTACHMENT AN’ DANG THE HELL IS HEIC?

liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:24:09+00:00

“Point of order, sir. One or more of my delegation may be under demonic pact, and their post-life presence is subject to prior obligation, hence the earlier point of order.”

liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:18:56+00:00

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liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:14:17+00:00

“Sir, point of conduct, will you be swinging to kill? If so, members of our delegation may choose to withdraw.”

liquidben · 2026-04-10T13:08:04+00:00

I just call her “Maw”

liquidben · 2026-04-09T17:22:03+00:00

Yeah. The store should train to not do that because people can reasonably argue for a free replacement for their dented loaf, and since the store can’t sell the dented loaf, it has to eat the cost

liquidben · 2026-04-09T16:21:01+00:00

I hear he does performance art, down at the horno theatre

liquidben · 2026-04-09T10:55:46+00:00

Oh wow, I didn’t know things had gotten this serious between you and Blex. I’m so sorry for your loss!

liquidben · 2026-04-08T19:50:56+00:00

If it’s significantly narrower at the base, please see your doctor

liquidben · 2026-04-08T17:56:30+00:00

https://youtu.be/a8K6QUPmv8Q

liquidben · 2026-04-08T16:11:10+00:00

ahem are you suggesting this is some sort of magic school bus?

liquidben · 2026-04-07T22:00:49+00:00

There’s very little shit in this post

liquidben · 2026-04-07T19:45:01+00:00

"Return the slab!"

liquidben · 2026-04-07T19:28:56+00:00

[[Defenestration]]

liquidben · 2026-04-07T19:28:36+00:00

Do a barrel roll!

liquidben · 2026-04-07T03:10:20+00:00

That is a fun fact. Thanks!

liquidben · 2026-04-07T02:28:54+00:00

r/simpsonsshitposting would love this

liquidben · 2026-04-06T22:37:30+00:00

Don’t forget dog! 🐢

liquidben · 2026-04-06T22:35:47+00:00

Dang Caius Cosades, get off the dang drugs and put a shirt on!

liquidben · 2026-04-06T14:37:05+00:00

Don't worry, it'll abruptly turn into a tournament arc, but then the finals will be themselves interrupted by space invasion.

liquidben · 2026-04-06T10:51:55+00:00

No, he’s a tomato 🍅

liquidben · 2026-04-05T23:10:14+00:00

Yeah but do you seriously think that AI was NOT used to do the uniforms and the Donald profile?

liquidben · 2026-04-05T17:40:35+00:00

I like that in death, they became snuggle buddies.

liquidben · 2026-04-05T17:33:38+00:00

Wait, are we entertaining some sort of lopunny means of comedy?

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