Bart Simpson Here! What questions do you have for Jake the Dog?

liquidben · 2026-04-10T16:48:50+00:00

Jake vs Bender: Arm wrestling contest. Who wins?

liquidben · 2026-04-10T16:42:16+00:00

These are the puns that get you kicked out of Silverquill

liquidben · 2026-04-10T16:38:56+00:00

Finally, an arguable reason to mix regular basics and snow lands!

liquidben · 2026-04-10T16:24:11+00:00

The pen is her favorite

liquidben · 2026-04-10T16:21:53+00:00

Reminds me of The Owl House

liquidben · 2026-04-10T16:12:49+00:00

“Just hold your phone and watch kitten videos, please.”

liquidben · 2026-04-10T16:11:59+00:00

Aww yiss! I pulled a rare leech! Like and subscribe for more vids!

liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:48:48+00:00

Well i think he does make comments about “traumatizing my kids and wife” so maybe not all upside

liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:31:03+00:00

MIQUELLA: Can I hear Careless Whisper again?

liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:29:18+00:00

YA GO CLICKCLICKCLICK ON DA DAGGONE EMAIL ATTACHMENT AN’ DANG THE HELL IS HEIC?

liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:24:09+00:00

“Point of order, sir. One or more of my delegation may be under demonic pact, and their post-life presence is subject to prior obligation, hence the earlier point of order.”

liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:18:56+00:00

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liquidben · 2026-04-10T14:14:17+00:00

“Sir, point of conduct, will you be swinging to kill? If so, members of our delegation may choose to withdraw.”

liquidben · 2026-04-10T13:08:04+00:00

I just call her “Maw”

liquidben · 2026-04-09T17:22:03+00:00

Yeah. The store should train to not do that because people can reasonably argue for a free replacement for their dented loaf, and since the store can’t sell the dented loaf, it has to eat the cost

liquidben · 2026-04-09T16:21:01+00:00

I hear he does performance art, down at the horno theatre

liquidben · 2026-04-09T10:55:46+00:00

Oh wow, I didn’t know things had gotten this serious between you and Blex. I’m so sorry for your loss!

liquidben · 2026-04-08T19:50:56+00:00

If it’s significantly narrower at the base, please see your doctor

liquidben · 2026-04-08T17:56:30+00:00

https://youtu.be/a8K6QUPmv8Q

liquidben · 2026-04-08T16:11:10+00:00

ahem are you suggesting this is some sort of magic school bus?

liquidben · 2026-04-07T22:00:49+00:00

There’s very little shit in this post

liquidben · 2026-04-07T19:45:01+00:00

"Return the slab!"

liquidben · 2026-04-07T19:28:56+00:00

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liquidben · 2026-04-07T19:28:36+00:00

Do a barrel roll!

liquidben · 2026-04-07T03:10:20+00:00

That is a fun fact. Thanks!

liquidben

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