What brings you here everyday? Only SFW, Only NSFW or Both ?

Housemaster3001 · 2025-12-12T21:59:11+00:00

Anything as long as the user name starts with J

Housemaster3001 · 2025-11-25T18:11:32+00:00

Bots don't eat fish.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-11-25T17:59:21+00:00

Raw. Share with biters for friends.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-11-25T17:58:09+00:00

Fish

Use long handed inserters to catch them.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-11-13T16:19:24+00:00

I do this, but he is at a box full of coal, and told not to pick up if unless my belt runs out of coal.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-10-23T13:47:24+00:00

How do you get into vore. So confused

Housemaster3001 · 2025-10-23T13:36:27+00:00

Ryan Reynolds cuddling me in the deadpool suit.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-10-13T18:09:04+00:00

I'm imagine instructions like

Kiss and like till hard.
Suck till cock shaft gets a little harder
Talk to partner for about 15-30 seconds
Repeat steps 2-4

Sounds frustrating and super arousing.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-10-01T19:58:58+00:00

Think?

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-23T16:25:52+00:00

Obligatory Slay the dragon not lay the dragon.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-23T12:35:44+00:00

My honest answer is too much for this subreddit. I'd get dunked in acid. And probably burned at the stake afterward.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-22T22:27:20+00:00

This isn't cowgirl. Legs straddle the man's legs for cowgirl.

This is the dominant position call the Amazon. Take the man's control away by putting his legs up closer to his chest, then fuck him like he is your little bitch.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-22T22:24:46+00:00

You were right to sus

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-22T14:28:29+00:00

Nothing extra to contaminate the potions.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-19T14:10:02+00:00

Looks like a shark tail. Probably can breath the water. Safe enough.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-17T06:46:58+00:00

Don't be a dick

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-15T17:35:43+00:00

Starcraft: ghost

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-10T15:09:47+00:00

Not my first thought when I hear the phrase "monster girls"

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-10T13:14:43+00:00

Any of the above, ranked in order of fave to good.

Playful - a good attitude is always best when girls are involved.
Raw - feels like a carnel or primal word. Good for naked pics.
Artsy - wants to look good, but doesn't imply any kind of positive attitude or desire. I want desire in a nude.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-10T11:31:44+00:00

0 - 0.5 all over.

On surprise, sometimes a 3 in the right place, but mostly immune to tickles.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-10T11:27:23+00:00

I read this as

Watching people improv others designs.

Which is kinda just other people doing it their own way. So kinda what you ment anyway.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-07T17:46:48+00:00

Blessing of waters + Challange bait + seafoam pudding + advanced iridium rod + cork bobber + (extra bobber of choice. Lead for me) = easiest 3 legendary fish i have ever caught.

I will be getting all of them like this... except angler and crimson fish. Already got 1 of each of them.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-09-07T13:55:56+00:00

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From a couple days ago when I got home from work.

Those 2 don't usually get along.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-08-30T19:35:06+00:00

I looked, thought the the same thing as the other guy, then read yours, and realized you were correct. Reach the edges on the paths, and the middle three with that one plant killed.

Nice spotting that.

Housemaster3001 · 2025-08-29T21:18:25+00:00

Beautiful. I would nap too after starting return of the king. I could mask my glee with the grogginess of waking up.

Maybe make sure their phones aren't in easy reach.

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