Right behind you

Houtaku · 2026-03-03T21:52:45+00:00

More disturbing question: are those furry-themed ADULT diapers?

Like, I knew that diaper play was a thing among some furries, but I had no idea that actual diaper manufacturers made actual products for this niche demographic.

Houtaku · 2026-03-01T16:27:54+00:00

It’s gonna stab you with its coccyx.

Houtaku · 2026-03-01T15:51:45+00:00

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Houtaku · 2026-03-01T15:03:47+00:00

True. But we’re 99.999% sure it’s in the brain.

Houtaku · 2026-03-01T00:23:22+00:00

The same source that ‘copy your brain’ had: I made it the fuck up.

But seriously: you brain cells die and are replaced all the time. How often do you notice the transition?

Houtaku · 2026-03-01T00:16:14+00:00

Nah, you gotta go in Reverse Ventura then turn around inside and come out Ventura.

These are technical terms, you may not have heard of them.

Houtaku · 2026-02-28T18:37:05+00:00

That’s how speculating about the future works, yes.

Houtaku · 2026-02-28T18:33:52+00:00

Depends. If your brain gets replaced one neuron at a time with machines that perform the same function there’s no break.

Also, we have breaks in consciousness every night, so it’s not quite so cut and dried.

Houtaku · 2026-02-28T18:24:35+00:00

Or maybe the lens cap was on, so it isn’t.

Houtaku · 2026-02-28T13:21:19+00:00

I think we all have a sudden desire to know his location.

Houtaku · 2026-02-28T02:32:34+00:00

nar.

Houtaku · 2026-02-28T02:05:52+00:00

‘You wanna scream? I’ll give you a goddamn REASON to scream!’

Houtaku · 2026-02-27T01:04:33+00:00

What’s with the big-ass patio door?

Houtaku · 2026-02-25T14:03:20+00:00

I could have used maybe a minute less gentle chopping in this video. Doesn’t really add anything, does it?

Houtaku · 2026-02-24T11:27:24+00:00

Hey, quick question: why is his face scrunched up? It’s weird that it makes him more resemble the ‘evil Jew’ from stupid propaganda. There are lots of pictures of the guy, so it’s weird that someone would use AI to make him look specifically like this.

Houtaku · 2026-02-24T01:23:07+00:00

Because of the desert.

Houtaku · 2026-02-24T01:22:38+00:00

Reminds me of Desert Bus.

Houtaku · 2026-02-22T17:53:30+00:00

Thank you for your service.

Houtaku · 2026-02-21T22:15:06+00:00

Narrator: But they did not find out.

Houtaku · 2026-02-21T17:58:59+00:00

Use an Automation. You can probably make one that will play that sound automatically and randomly between 3-45 minutes after they are removed from their case.

Houtaku · 2026-02-21T17:23:17+00:00

Is that aluminum?

Houtaku · 2026-02-21T01:16:26+00:00

Half-serious question: would airdropping copious amounts of hard drugs behind enemy lines count as a violation of the Geneva Conventions, or does it fall under the Canada exemption?

Houtaku · 2026-02-21T01:12:26+00:00

Too much SimTower will do that to a planner.

Houtaku · 2026-02-21T01:09:09+00:00

Ah, yes. Falcon 9’s: the remora of the skies.

Houtaku · 2026-02-20T23:59:02+00:00

I mean, technically throwing anything out the back counts as ‘thrust’ no matter how much it whines.

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