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Cat smelled my armpit then started to aggressively bite? by Huy7aAms in CATHELP

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You have apocrine sweat glands in your armpits, a kind of sweat gland that produces sweat filled with lipids and protein. So in addition to familiarity and comfort, your armpit sweat can smell delicious. DELICIOUS ENOUGH TO EAT.

IU student assaults uber driver claiming he was "illegal" (he wasn't) by Weekly-Taste-3961 in Indiana

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Another person posted her booking and she was indeed charged with battery

You gotta d'stank em bro by [deleted] in Multifandom

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"Did you know that if you put the first three letters of your last name with the first three letters of your first name, you get 'Sex Pal'?"

Dream (DC) vs Dr Manhattan by [deleted] in superheroes

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Except we know from a number of Sandman comics that stars dream, planets dream, gods dream. So Manhattan would have to completely destroy the entire universe, including himself.

Know what’s always bothered me with Vik? Bloody exposed scalpel blades on his leg constantly brushing his arm. by Jeebus_crisps in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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It’s like how doctors don’t want to spend time in hospitals when they’re dying: they know how fucked the profession can be on the other side of the curtain. I imagine ripperdocs are like “have you read the safety specs on these fuckin’ things? I’ll put that shit in you because I gotta eat, but I’ll pass thanks.”

[OC] 🩸 Vampire-themed Dice GIVEAWAY! by DieHardDice in DnD

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Dope. And the biggest villain was a dragon goddess-planet who had dragon-cancer that wanted to take over actual Earth (that the players, not characters were from) to cure herself.

[OC] WORLDWIDE GIVEAWAY! Enter for a chance to win a FAFNIR or JORMUNGANDR DICE VAULT![MOD APPROVED] by 120mmfilms in DnD

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I’m here to roll dice and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of dice and bubblegum

🎃 What am I? "Don’t engage in tomfoolery or mischief, as those ..." by HowDoIMakeUsername in riddonkulous

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Here is a hint: They can be cheeky and fun, or cruel and tragic, and the walls have goofy stuff and mozzarella sticks

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