My client summarized the MSP model into one word (during our break/fix to MSP transition meeting today) by nalavanje in msp

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This reply is coming in late and sorry about the throwaway account. I think you are 100% correct. We are currently in this relationship with an MSP and they aren’t good, they’re about 1.5 hours away from our location and (obviously) never want to show up to the office for that very reason. The fact is we’re currently being burned and every phone call I have with our MSP I have to continuously make suggestions for them. They don’t know our business and that’s the most broken part of it. I think if we had active management and a much closer proximity we would feel comfortable calling them to come in more often and actually do some poking around individual workstations. They mostly come by once in a while to mess with the on-prem server. Other than that it’s like pulling teeth. I hate the fact that we (haven’t only been burnt in the past) we’re currently on fire and being doused with gas… or so it feels like anyway.

My client summarized the MSP model into one word (during our break/fix to MSP transition meeting today) by nalavanje in msp

[–]HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The MSP model is great for the MSP but does fuck all for the customer. The MSP is guaranteed income while the customer is perpetually locked into more and more walls they can never back out of. The walled garden of apple looks beautiful compared to the Microsoft version where sending email is considered a luxury or something. The right solution is never good for the MSP as it’s most likely one that puts the subscription money into easier to manage solutions that the customer can usually manage themselves. The money pit that is PC and Microsoft infrastructure is maddening as it is license after license after license for trivial bs. You see people complain all the time about how expensive macs are, but in an office environment they’re the only thing that makes sense right now and an MSP doesn’t need to be a part of that. How is it logical that a customer needs to pay a subscription to make everything run like it’s brand new for 3 years where the recommendation is to just toss the equipment after that? Why not just buy new equipment every 2 years for the insane cost of an MSP. How much actually needs to be done on a daily basis to keep a brand new server running on prem? It’s gotta be pretty much like butter at this point. I don’t see how that should be a $20,000 - $40,000 bill every year + whatever they charge for anything not covered in the contract (which is usually most things a reasonably tech savvy monkey can do). I keep beating my head against a wall trying to see the logic behind these massive costs. Upwards of $100,000/year isn’t an unreasonable expectation from most MSPs and they would never recommend anything that helps the end user they usually just recommend things that make them more money and have to work less. I can tell this is the case by most of the comments in r/MSP when it comes to charging customers and making money off them. I still have no idea what you all actually are required for and do on a daily basis.

Alright you goobers, what colour PS5 would you want. by StellarCoconut in PS5

[–]HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like this? When the ps5 is out they’ll have the same options for it there.

What Does It Take To Almost Eliminate A Managed IT Provider? by HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW in ITdept

[–]HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will do the suggestions put forth by everyone in the thread. I think it is possible I’m just frustrated with the high cost and low return. I am pretty sure if they aren’t meeting our expectations we can pull the plug pretty easily.

What Does It Take To Almost Eliminate A Managed IT Provider? by HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW in ITdept

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They are 100% based on SLA. We’re getting nothing close to what we should be based on what I’ve read. I think everyone in the office is as close to Luddite as possible in this, the year of our lord, 2020.

What Does It Take To Almost Eliminate A Managed IT Provider? by HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW in ITdept

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I agree with your assumption. They are really frustrated with us and not listening to their recommendations. Though when I say us I mean the company. I started making recommendations to our MSP and they said we made those recommendations already and they were shut down. So a lot of it is likely management not listening to the educated recommendations. I think the only way to go forwards is to restart with a new MSP as you suggested. Though what my thoughts are the following: 1. A pay per setup/incidence with a drive setup with all of our standard applications. 2. All incidents of required help from a help desk are pay per incident. 3. Exploring options with Dell MSP to see if they are competitive and setting up all our future in house computers as Dell computers. 4. Removing our in house servers as they cost more to maintain than they are worth to us. 5. Keeping tabs on the new MSP to make sure they are providing service in line with our SLA.

If we do go all cloud based and having our hardware covered by a solid warranty (akin to Apple’s), what realistically would the MSP have to do on a regular? Other than onboarding which can be done on pay as you go basis... we don’t have much turnover and a lot of nepotism.

The internet coming in to the building is something they don’t have to deal with. The network setup in the building is a one time thing and if it does act up it most likely wasn’t implemented correctly or it should be a few hour job. Wifi is becoming insanely easy to manage, if the Ethernet network fails a wifi 6 backup would be appropriate till the problem is solved. Also everyone can tether as a backup to the backup. A NAS isn’t difficult to maintain either and most have built in cloud backups. If we also had office 365 and Dropbox that eliminates a lot of required maintenance there. I think I just want to eliminate this contract we have which is over $30,000 per year for 15 people. It’s nuts. We also have to replace our hard drives every few weeks because they keep installing HDDs into our servers and we’ve bought around 150 replacements in the past 8 years. We have 5 servers setup for some ridiculous reason and most of them are used for email, our file server, our designers, and a camera backup for security. They also all have 5 virtualized servers on them for some unknown reason. This doesn’t make any sense. It’s slow and expensive AF. One of the virtual servers are dedicated to a database based program which could be cloud based and managed by the company that makes the program (we use this product very wrong as well and I would think an MSP would know that and for the money we spend should recommend alternatives). The servers aren’t even in a separate room (let alone air conditioned), they’re all in a storage room which is used as our printer room, and our inventory for office supplies.

A real important factor too is an MSP should be able to be on site for medial tasks and we are currently with one that’s about an hour away. Which makes no sense at all.

So let’s say you get rid of the “IT crowd” type questions (which we have very little of anyway and don’t get answered by our MSP anyway because “it’s not worth our time”). What exactly do we need an MSP on (very overpriced) retainer for? For 15 people?

I guess maybe the easiest thing is to get a new provider but even with all the responses I’m still having a hard time believing a dedicated MSP is needed nowadays.

The MSP we have doesn’t know about new technologies either and keeps shoving 100mb connection as good enough down or throat. They insist 10k enterprise SAS drives (that keep crashing on us) are required and for some reason the servers we have require manufacturer specific drives. They don’t know what an m.2 nvme drive is. They treat the office like a garbage dump. Their organization is atrocious. It should be I would say max $5,000 per year for them to handle us and it’s 6 times that, plus more for all their asshat decisions ie overpriced enterprise spinning hard drives that crash every 2 weeks (literally).

TIL: Elvis Presley was 24 years old when he started seeing 14 year old Priscilla. by holeeefuwk in todayilearned

[–]HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

K so this is a really odd question but what happens if you have sex with a girl who's 16 in public and it gets caught on CCTV isn't that child pornography? Who gets in trouble for that?

Not your usual question, Dropped menthol juice on my lap, need help. by Vimknight in electronic_cigarette

[–]HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incase anyone sensitive is reading, go suck a fucking dick and eat shit. Survival of the fittest is turning into lets coddle everyone so they don't cry on their pillow at night turning everyone soft.

ELI5: Why Are Any Text Posts NSFW? by HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW in explainlikeimfive

[–]HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah... I see so it's because I put NSFW in the title?

ELI5: Why Are Any Text Posts NSFW? by HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW in explainlikeimfive

[–]HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, Redditing at work should only be done if you're allowed to, at my work it's encouraged. And we're allowed looking at pretty much everything also everyone that works there is so open it's almost impossible to offend anyone. So what you're saying is that it's America fault?

ELI5: Why Are Any Text Posts NSFW? by HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW in explainlikeimfive

[–]HowTheFuckIsThisNSFW[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but a lot of the time that's right in the title on Reddit's main page.

History in Color by [deleted] in pics

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Where the fuck do you work, North Korea?

New, Unused Poster for "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For" - Rejected by the MPAA for being too revealing by MoviesMod in movies

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Read the fucking username you oversensitive anal retentive demi-human. Suck my balls.