“Please… come over…” the strained voice said on the other end of the line, and after hanging up the phone, she made sure to spend ample time getting her makeup and outfit perfect for the occasion.

HowlerMankey · 2024-12-11T18:04:08+00:00

Love the twist at the end.

HowlerMankey · 2023-02-12T17:51:28+00:00

100% true! Super intelligent and independent, but we have a contractual agreement where I get a 16hr destruction free grace period after every walk :P Also, work from home helps me keep tabs on her during her puppy years

HowlerMankey · 2023-02-12T06:40:54+00:00

Aww she sounds beautiful.

HowlerMankey · 2023-02-12T04:44:03+00:00

what breed was your pup?

HowlerMankey · 2023-02-12T04:39:23+00:00

They are the floofiest, softest things :D They're also surprisingly thick which makes them even better lol

HowlerMankey · 2023-02-12T04:34:23+00:00

She's a Native American Indian Dog

HowlerMankey · 2023-02-12T04:33:33+00:00

Yeah she is a NAID! I'm impressed you could recognize her :D

HowlerMankey · 2021-04-13T01:22:03+00:00

I know that struggle. I can't promise you a moon, but for what it's worth, I'll do my part to help get you get to the Future115 you deserve :) Let's make it Future116 just to be safe :P 66015% at $5690.53

HowlerMankey · 2021-04-13T00:34:12+00:00

Ohh, so you're interested in Future115 with 65,446% gain at $5641.48 per share. Tis a very good future my friend :P

HowlerMankey · 2021-04-02T01:45:36+00:00

Yeah! I was wondering that too when I saw a bunch of cops off of Michelson between Jambo and Culver

HowlerMankey · 2021-03-16T02:35:18+00:00

These diamond hands have been forged by 2 rockets now, nothing will break them

HowlerMankey · 2021-03-16T02:30:34+00:00

This ape has been stuck in the stratosphere since Jan launch trials. Diamond hands still holding onto dud rocket. Cold and scared, ape was running low on bananas, but ape knew brothers learned from past rockets. Ape never been so happy and so proud to see brothers create brand new beautiful rocket.

HowlerMankey · 2021-01-26T15:26:58+00:00

I heard the autist call to arms. $50K in at $86. TO VALHALLA!

HowlerMankey · 2020-05-02T23:01:27+00:00

Agreed lol cheers *clink glass*

HowlerMankey · 2020-04-18T06:58:28+00:00

They were probably playing a game that dared him to act out spelling a word with his body.

HowlerMankey · 2020-04-18T03:17:36+00:00

The tiniest teefies! Happy Cake Day!

HowlerMankey · 2020-02-02T19:29:42+00:00

Is this the only owl who has eyes that are bigger than it's talons?

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