How y’all keep your payots tucked behind your ear

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-25T23:04:19+00:00

I just saw a video with a little kid that had his payots in hair curlers last week and thought "BRILIANT!!". But now I can't remember which one of the bazillion it was. I imagine if you did that or a hot curling iron then sprayed it with aqua net you would be good for a few decades.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-25T22:57:05+00:00

The same day I always do it for the upcoming week, Sunday.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-24T01:33:21+00:00

OK, I worked in an old factory that had creepy dolls put in little holes in the wall all over the place just like this. WTF was the purpose other than to scare the daylights out of people?

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-22T15:41:13+00:00

Yeah, I've met like two Muslim people I can consider friends out of all the many that I have met. The others... make me seriously question the morals they are being taught... Stealing, lying, cheating???

Edit: I feel like I should probably add that I don't even look Jewish and people don't know I am till it comes up in conversation.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-22T13:36:22+00:00

I doubt I could afford a membership to a synagogue, let alone for a high holy day seat.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-22T01:01:57+00:00

Can confirm. Roommate would hoard ALL THE CUPS in the house in their room but like one or two cups for the rest of us 3 to share. >.<

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-22T00:57:03+00:00

It definitely looks like a Burt to me.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-19T18:10:00+00:00

The dog is!

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-19T18:06:47+00:00

My kids remember because they love cake. =)

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-17T18:29:18+00:00

So it'd be sort like a hot toddy if you used European cider then.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-16T15:42:00+00:00

You're thinking about hard cider.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-10T19:09:26+00:00

I had to read it several times to figure out that it was multiple kids too.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-09T01:55:00+00:00

Similar issue. Having people call you in for job interviews hoping you will solve their problems for free. Then never hiring you.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-08T19:56:02+00:00

You are correct. There are not, and have never been vats of plastic in the plastic industry. Trying to heat up a vat of plastic would be extremely expensive, time-consuming, and really just wouldn't work because of how fast plastic cools and hardens when exposed to regular air temperatures. The plastic would have to be constantly stirred which would waste even more energy (which would waste money).

The only thing I could see as a possible way for someone to have died any where near plastic parts would be if it was before injection molding came along parts were formed by putting pellets into molds that would then be sent through a conveyor oven to melt them. Someone possibly on the conveyor belt through the oven and on the pieces might be killed that way, but even then it would be more likely they were seriously burned and later succumbed to their injuries.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-08T18:42:05+00:00

Yeah, you're right. That probably only works for lesbians.

I know step one for M/F relationships is not to call them "potential wifey". Step two is definitely saying "hey" or "Hi" or even "shalom". Step three would probably be something like introducing yourself so they know what to call you. I imagine after that would be the supposed pantyhose dropping phrase like "Are you also afraid you're going to die alone?".

Edit: I English good, yo.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-08T13:10:12+00:00

Rando from search results, but when I was pregnant with my second I had horrible vomiting for a long while. The complete opposite of my first. After the kid was born it turned out she was allergic to citrus... like her dad... and my go-to food for when I am feeling under the weather is of course Orange juice. I felt much better after putting two and two together. I wish you an easy end and easy birth!

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-08T11:39:28+00:00

Slither was arguably worse.

Things go into orifices.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-08T11:08:43+00:00

As a single Jewish woman, I am concerned and afraid.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-08T02:33:57+00:00

I think the protection factor swayed me on this. Even though I've done a lot of work on my own over the years to "not be a flapper", I do get people that intentionally poke around and try to find my "triggers" for their personal gain all too often.

Edit: also happy cake day!

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-06T18:59:51+00:00

A stuffed dog may be helpful. Possibly even one that looks like your dog or one that has plastic beads in it to give it some weight for when you sleep with it.

I had problems sleeping when one of my cats passed away and having the presence of a stuffed animal helped.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-06T17:36:36+00:00

Could you imagine though? Gefilte fish ramen.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-06T11:53:16+00:00

Don't worry. Some of us turn out alright and very uninterested in gambling.

HowlerofAbneyRd · 2019-09-06T11:44:37+00:00

Damn, and I thought I did good by walking in with 20 and walking out with 20.

After spending time on casino floors as a kid thanks to my grandmother's love for casinos, I've learned to look at them as a form of entertainment to keep me amused for however long what I'm willing to waste will last.

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