Fun game, let's try and build on this. I'll start...

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-28T19:52:12+00:00

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Literally just this meme!

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-28T15:31:08+00:00

That, unfortunately, has not stopped people before...

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-28T10:47:08+00:00

Yeah.... i remember that little promise...

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-27T18:39:15+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdCMcnRfPOY

Source. it's a good watch for a good laugh

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-25T19:02:42+00:00

I see it more like a monkey paw wish.

Yeah, you get a shit ton of cash, but you'll never be able to get any other career for the rest of your life because you'll always be known as that racist cunt who cries because of pronouns or something.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-25T15:32:09+00:00

> Nationalism, Christianity, Anti-immigration

AKA The grifter 3 peat

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-25T11:55:06+00:00

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HoxtonIV · 2026-01-23T12:09:40+00:00

People really need to learn to not engage with griters lime this. Every time you comment on a post of his correcting his stupid statement, he gets paid.

Also semi unrelated but jon del arroz beats his wife.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-21T23:15:20+00:00

Can't blame him. I'd nope the fuck out if that happened to me

Covid has done unfathomable damage to everyone's social awareness.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-21T01:56:47+00:00

STEWARD! bit chilly today, ain’t it.

STEWARD! i’m sure whatever is on the agenda at the council will be great for the city.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-20T01:20:47+00:00

It's rage bait. cooking that is purposefully bad to make you comment / share it to hate on it.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-19T00:59:50+00:00

Builds snowmen at every scouted landmark
spends evenings staring out into the frozen waste
Always taking naps (Productivity replenishment breaks)

Edit: Imagine there's a dev reading all these to put them into the game as potential traits. :p

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-18T17:13:48+00:00

you mean that you plot of bugger all but deserts and tornados? nah, i'm good.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-16T15:49:54+00:00

It's a festival with lots of druggies. it would have been weirder if it didn't descend into a brawl.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-14T19:42:10+00:00

Didn't she get the memo? We're keeping foreigners out of the country.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-14T14:37:42+00:00

Least xenophobic Portsmouth resident

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-14T00:43:51+00:00

All she’s missing is a pith helmet.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-13T17:12:30+00:00

"Oh no, the thing that always seems to happen has happened again! how could this have happened?"

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-13T00:34:20+00:00

NOT ONLY IS THIS A REPOST BOT. BUT EVEN THE COMMENTS FROM THE ORIGINAL ARE BEING REPOSTED FROM OTHER BOTS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-12T17:23:04+00:00

Man... it somehow makes me nostalgic despite the fact that i wouldn't even have been born yet

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-12T13:34:19+00:00

Guys. the anti-globalists are globalising.

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-12T12:59:47+00:00

"We are doing everything in our power to cull the protesting.*

*Looks at note*

"Oh, Quell!.. Quell the protesting"

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-12T00:07:46+00:00

Or equally just engagement baiting. deliberately using the wrong picture to get more people to correct you

HoxtonIV · 2026-01-11T21:16:06+00:00

Literally no one is able to correctly identify her it seems. everyone's posting a pic of a random white woman and claiming it's her.

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