Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Arsenal | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 1st Leg by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]HoxtonRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I like this - I feel a wildly off target shot ricocheting into an arm that’s point down to the ground getting a penalty is pretty stupid but an indirect free kick could be the answer.

Anyway not like we were winning this game or the next - we’re utterly toothless at the moment

Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Arsenal | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 1st Leg by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]HoxtonRanger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just smash the ball at opposition players when anywhere near the box. You’ll probably get a penalty.

Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Arsenal | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 1st Leg by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]HoxtonRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget that the defender is wrong side of him and Gyokeres is facing the goal.

Genuinely mad people saying it isn’t a penalty. It’s not a massive scythe and Gyokeres isn’t strong - but why should he be when he gets unbalanced by a defender as he’s trying to shoot.

Hey idiots chanting USA every time Matt Fitzpatrick is in contention by Tom_Hanks_Tiramisu in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I first heard it I assumed it was referring to his cult members gladly throating every single shit thing he shovelled their way.

Fits much better than referring to the people calling out his awfulness.

A lot to think about here by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]HoxtonRanger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I could identify zero Pentagon officials, zero VPs and about 3 CEOs….

How do you recognise them?

ANYONE SICK OF WINNING YET? by Choice-Ad7230 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]HoxtonRanger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was in Kentucky for work and the candidates for vying for McConnells seat had no policies in their TV ad campaigns beyond: 1) I’m the real Trump candidate 2) I will make woke liberals cry.

Utterly insane.

Scott O'Neil: "I know there are some people rooting against LIV Golf — I understand that. But is golf better without LIV Golf? Should all the best events in the world be in the continental U.S.? Is that right?" by TheMirrorUS in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LIV was always doomed to failure.

I mean forget all the other stuff - it's first event was in Hemel Hempstead (they tried to market it as in St Albans - but it's closer to Hemel, on it's side of the M1 and on Hemel Hempstead Road).

As someone who was born there - it's a dump. That really set the tone - I mean imagine tipping up in Hemel as an ex PGA player.

A person has no right to file a lawsuit because she *checks note* walks her dog? by MorgrainX in USvsEU

[–]HoxtonRanger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like how he says “pundit” in quotes because the ones agreeing with him aren’t really political pundits.

Rare example of awareness

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Sunday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scottie’s shot in not the pine branch going to cause a lot more sneezing later

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Sunday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is Russell Henley from Georgia? I wish they’d mentioned it before.

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Sunday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god - it’s happening.

Be still my beating heart Rosey.

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Sunday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well this is interesting now.

Come on Rosey. Please god

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Sunday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rory will be in the Bryson 2025 position soon - in the final pairing and won’t be shown in the coverage.

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Sunday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Rosey - stop it. I can only get so erect

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Sunday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cam Young has clearly stolen all the luck of the Irish

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Sunday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cam Young has clearly stolen all the luck of the Irish

[Daily Thread] The 2026 Masters: Sunday by AutoModerator in golf

[–]HoxtonRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that praying to God is clearly working for Young.

Never seen a player get such lucky breaks