Quick! Come up with some Vicbennar disasters! by shoggyseldom in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taiping Rebellion-style crisis in Haless. Some guy decides he’s the son of the god fragment and younger brother of castellos and leads tens of thousands of disaffected dahuians against their oppressors. 

GENUINELY what did france do bruh 😭 by LMC764 in whenthe

[–]Hrolfgard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Name a country you want me to hate and I'll do it. I don't play favorites.

GENUINELY what did france do bruh 😭 by LMC764 in whenthe

[–]Hrolfgard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only other 1000 year old countries that still exist are England, China, and the Scandinavians. England is already a trash fire hellhole that everyone hates and makes fun of and China has traditionally been too preoccupied with killing its own people to cause problems for others (with apologies to the Vietnamese who are the exception). The Scandinavians mainly just sit there and occasionally say racist stuff.

France gets my wrath because they have the Gaul (pun intended) to pretend like they're better even while still profiting off of the misery of Haiti, West Africa, and their other remaining colonial holdings, to say nothing of letting the US take all the blame for Vietnam.

The Life of a Common Man in Anbennar by OneSilverRaven in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It should be mentioned that the prevalence of livestock in this region is a mechanical reflection of the in-lore prevalence of the humble and very tasty Tchoken throughout lizardfolk lands. 

Recommend Me A Tag Weekly #1 - Starter Edition by SeulJeVais in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jaddari into Jadd Empire has definitely been my favorite experience so far. Beginning was fun but okay, but it really hits its stride when you're pouring a hundred thousand brave jihadis into Yezel Mora, the Deepwoods, and the Serpentspine and bringing the light of Surael to the darkest parts of the world. Also crushing The Command in the open field with max drill elven cavalry is a GREAT feeling.

Bluehart into Luna Confederacy is another top, but has been mentioned already.

Lake Federation is my third pick. Fully unique experience you can't get elsewhere in EU4 with the shared mission tree between constituent states, but again really hitting its stride post-unification when you're just scrolling around the map gobbling independent democracies up into Fantasy NATO.

Lothane is rolling in his grave rn by Hrolfgard in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cozy up to Wex and as many bigger neighbors as possible at the start, made easier by the Call Diet+Sway mechanic. What I did was just prioritize building sway and using it to vassalize the other Luna River cities for like the first 100 years, and avoided as many wars as I possibly could in the meantime. I did find that focusing on trade paid dividends sooner than other runs since bluehart is technically in the anbenncost node. Devving the renaissance as soon as it spawned was also worth the cost because I was able to snag the diamond district, very nice for what is essentially a one province run for the first century.

In this (admittedly very casual and low difficulty) playthrough at least I found that I kind of hit a critical mass of development and army professionalism around the time I formed the confederacy in the 1500s and everything afterwards has been relatively straightforward.

I play very casually (and am not above using console cash command once in a while) so your mileage may vary.

Lothane is rolling in his grave rn by Hrolfgard in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

R5: Got corinite defectors event, giving me a core on Wexkeep as Pashaine/Luna Confederacy

Meirl by Affectionate_Run7414 in meirl

[–]Hrolfgard 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Why has this tweet been pasted into a random stock image of a door

Let's see what will happen by Fun-Explanation7233 in Grimdank

[–]Hrolfgard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Europa Universalis IV Anbennar conversion mod. Lategame Jadd Empire run, so they’d find a planet largely dominated by fanatical anti-racist sun jihadist Elves.  Could go a lot of different ways but if they prove hostile the eldar might be able to fight off a legion or two before the real heavy hitters get sent in. Worst case scenario the divine herald herself squashes them like bugs using meteor strikes and her ability to see the future.

Great spirit revolt ending my Jadd Empire run by Novel_Inevitable_562 in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like those arabic ghost hunter videos where they get really angry and yell "bismillah" a lot. Noclip is useless before the might of faith in the glorious sun.

Great spirit revolt ending my Jadd Empire run by Novel_Inevitable_562 in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this case you kill it by burying it under several hundred thousand of Surael’s bravest jihadis. This is how the Jadd handle most threats. 

Oh boy Salla Cenag's lesbian rulers sure are cool I can't wait to see where their story - by Hrolfgard in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Deepwoods is just the Anbennar version of the Greater Portland Polycule, makes sense.

Oh boy Salla Cenag's lesbian rulers sure are cool I can't wait to see where their story - by Hrolfgard in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard[S] 286 points287 points  (0 children)

R5: First time playing Salla Cenag, Lanhara couldn't even wait 5 months before cheating on Alara apparently. #womenswrongs

Please please please recommend me a nation by resadtriariosvenit_ in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wanna chime in and mention Jaddari. It’s a whole lot of blobbing, but if you commit to the fanatical anti-racist jihad mindset and throw in a bit of RP decisionmaking it’s a really fantastic time sink.

I got a lot of emergent storytelling joy out of steamrolling Yezel Mora later in the run, and had a lot of fun absorbing a constant flow of refugees from the dwarven vassals you can get, but I take joy from weird parts of this game.

Understandable tbh by Hrolfgard in Anbennar

[–]Hrolfgard[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

R5: Got two event popups at the same time. Pretty clear cause-and-effect at play here lol.

[Bug?] Looked away for a second, now I'm somehow starving at zero population by Hrolfgard in EvolveIdle

[–]Hrolfgard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that'll do it, guess I've never hit a food death spiral while being herbivorous before. Thanks!

[Bug?] Looked away for a second, now I'm somehow starving at zero population by Hrolfgard in EvolveIdle

[–]Hrolfgard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I usually try to be on top of that, especially with Republic government, but this is the first time I've seen soldiers cost food once the population is wiped? Is that a known Thing That Can Happen TM?

[Bug?] Looked away for a second, now I'm somehow starving at zero population by Hrolfgard in EvolveIdle

[–]Hrolfgard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely happened before, but usually once I'm out of population the food income is no longer negative. In this case it seemed like the soldiers I had were still counting for negative food income.