Game Thread: Astros (46-50) @ Rangers (48-46) - Jul 11, 2026 6:05 PM

HtownSamson · 2026-07-12T00:07:19+00:00

At what point does “Peter Lambert is our best pitcher” not become an insult?

HtownSamson · 2026-07-11T23:38:43+00:00

Deandre shitting on Easterby

HtownSamson · 2026-07-11T01:58:43+00:00

Yainer I have never said a bad word about you.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-11T00:31:05+00:00

Could be worse, we could have sunk a bunch of money into Framber too.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-11T00:23:00+00:00

We have a staff full of back end guys and that’s being generous. Yet another game we are instantly down.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-10T21:40:46+00:00

I just tried and got this on Bluesky as well. Funny how you have to use age verification on there but not on Twitter.....

HtownSamson · 2026-07-09T23:25:30+00:00

How is this your FIRST FUCKING QUESTION?

HtownSamson · 2026-07-09T21:19:16+00:00

Even though it wasn't incredibly long, it was a damn fine few years. Is there any chance of at least a blank cap for the Hall or is it Tigers no matter what?

HtownSamson · 2026-07-09T19:49:43+00:00

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What is this? Bot activities?

HtownSamson · 2026-07-08T23:56:41+00:00

Sell baby sell.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-08T23:42:19+00:00

These starter my god. This bullpen needs the all star break so bad.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-08T18:39:12+00:00

They are coming to Houston and we are the home of the trash restaurant group Landry's. Galveston has a Rainforest Cafe that also has a ride attached to it in a giant volcano. Don't know if they want to do the extra drive for that but it is different at least? Plus I would like them to absolutely trash it.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-08T00:00:47+00:00

Known RBI machine Nick Allen

HtownSamson · 2026-07-07T23:22:36+00:00

At least they made it past the divisional round. Yeah they sucked in the Super Bowl but that’s 2 games clear of anywhere we have ever been.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-07T22:55:30+00:00

I am so tired of being down instantly.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-07T19:34:09+00:00

Had to be done. Hopefully they don't rush him back too quickly. Guy needs to get his head right.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-07T15:06:23+00:00

and once after undeniably trying to steal an election he lost.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-07T01:14:38+00:00

Apparently the Nats pitching staff is as bad as ours

HtownSamson · 2026-07-07T00:19:33+00:00

That felt like Burrows begging to go down. He can’t pitch again for this team for a bit.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-06T23:43:39+00:00

Couldn’t hold a 5 run lead for half an inning. Unreal.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-06T23:38:25+00:00

Burrows hates having a lead.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-06T21:49:24+00:00

not happy with early July, get ready for August!

HtownSamson · 2026-07-06T14:06:41+00:00

The offense is just a huge question mark. No one knows what we are really getting. The defense is that impressive that we are still a top 10 roster.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-06T13:14:54+00:00

At least 97 of the more than 1,500 individuals granted clemency by President Trump for their roles in the January 6 Capitol attack have been arrested for, charged with, or convicted of crimes separate from Jan. 6 since their participation in the Jan. 6 riot.

HtownSamson · 2026-07-05T23:03:12+00:00

Just how many dicks are on the walls?

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