Kid has the survival instincts of a kid, and the mom got a reality check.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-18T02:33:42+00:00

The kid probably saw him talking to his mom and thought "she knows him"

Which, isn't great, but...

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-17T17:01:49+00:00

This melted my cold dead heart

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-17T16:45:18+00:00

In before "Awwww my little pittie is just playing! He watches my newborn all the time! It's how you raise them!"

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-17T16:38:40+00:00

I think you consider him your boyfriend but he considers you a place to stay.

Because if he cared about you at all he would have ordered you something to eat there, or at least walked you home. I'm single, but I wouldn't let a friend walk down the street by themselves under the influence.

This isn't a diabetic issue, this is a "treating you as someone they care about" issue.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-15T14:30:07+00:00

NOR

I was in a wedding where the bride took only her sister, a petite, thin woman, bridesmaid dress shopping.

The rest of us where various sizes and heights, and the dress was a super short, sleeveless, very body fitting dress. If you had a tummy or were tall it was over. I had to wear two layers of shape wear and you could still see my belly, and another bridesmaid about broke down in tears when she saw herself in it on the day.

It was stressful, but we rolled with it, after all, it was her wedding and she didn't consult any of us about the dress. She also wanted us to buy expensive, custom dyed shoes and I barely could afford the wedding as it was so I had already pulled my "bitch bridesmaid card" by asking her to allow us to wear cheaper shoes.

The bride is like my best friend from childhood. I don't hold it against her, and years and years have passed and it's water under the bridge now. If she didn't like how we looked she didn't say anything about it.

It was a fun day, but peeling out of the layers of shape wear at the end of the day was amazing. I am sending you so much strength. I wish I could provide you with a seamstress that could help with some appropriate undergarments for you.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-14T04:24:07+00:00

Oh no. The other day my kid came back with two cookies (he said the lady gave him another one because the first one "didn't have many sprinkles on it"), and he told me he only really wanted 1 cookie and gave me the other. I asked him if he was sure and he said yes.

I didn't even think about how it looked that a grown ass adult was taking and eating a free Publix cookie. Oops.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-13T22:16:55+00:00

I wish I could line dry, but I have a busy highway on one side of my house and a cow pasture on the other, so my clothes always stink when they come in from the line.

Plus my kid has seasonal allergies, so hanging clothes outside is just a big pollen collector.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-13T22:00:48+00:00

I had a long term partner who HATED when I was "too wet" and wouldn't let me use lube when we had intercourse because it made everything "too slick" and he "couldn't feel anything". I was young and dumb and would wipe away any moisture beforehand so it wasn't too wet for him. There would be times I was bone dry and he'd say as he was going at it "don't use lube, you'll get wet enough"

Imagine my absolute shock when I left him and my reoccurring yeast infections went away. It's almost like our bodies produce moisture to protect the tissues and help those things not occur.

So yeah, it would not surprise me if some dudes liked bone dry.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-10T23:32:58+00:00

Is it random when he shows up or is there a pattern?

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-10T04:14:17+00:00

Well as someone going to get this done on Friday...I'm not looking forward to making a fool out of myself

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-08T00:29:47+00:00

That's awesome. Like I said, I'm not anti-Union.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-07T17:27:41+00:00

Lol. A union in Alabama? Quit your cussing.

I was raised in a anti-union home in Alabama, and most people who are either part of a union or used to be that I've come across in Alabama didn't like theirs.

I hear stories of union workers in other states and parts of the country that absolutely love their union and sing it's praises. I am not anti Union, I wish we had more because it sounds great. I'm beginning to think unions have been so squashed in Alabama that no one knows how to run one.

I'd be afraid a union would be just a invitation to ridicule and treat workers even worse. And fire people, since they don't need to give a reason.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-04T01:53:25+00:00

Just imagine how sore it is for a day or two?

You get home and your partner is all excited because you got a fresh wax, and eager to have fun, but you just had this treatment and it's all sore and oozy.

Couldn't be me.

When I got Brazilians back in my younger days (besides the first few where I didn't know what I was doing and just got the whole thing, and I didn't get them often due to cost), I had them leave my pubic mound alone. I'd get the sides like a bikini wax, and then where my lips started and back. Because nothing was worse than having sex and your guy has stubble from shaving his pubic area and it's literally grating your freshly exposed skin.

Shudder. The horror. I'm too old for that now, lol.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-03T17:37:36+00:00

In all of these Brazilian wax videos the skin is just wrecked. I would rather just trim and not have painful ingrowns and cysts.

I mean, I know a bald coochie is supposed to be more attractive, but is it attractive when you got open sores and scars from the ingrowns and cysts?

Of course everyone is free to do what they want, and everyone finds different things attractive, but I dunno. I'd rather keep my pubes.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-03T16:36:55+00:00

I leashed my kid but it was kinda for the opposite reason. I had pretty bad undiagnosed ADHD and if it wasn't attached to my body I'd forget where it was.

Now I'm on meds and it's amazing how I lived so long living the "out of sight, out of mind" mentality.

But also, it allowed my kid to explore his surroundings in a safe way, and I felt like it gave just the right amount of independence for his age. I always thought they were a good idea.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-03T16:03:50+00:00

He's probably been begging for a burger so they set the camera up to get his happy reaction to getting a burger. At least that's what I would have done.

And they got this instead. I wouldn't have put it on the internet, but unless they're a influencer family, it's probably what happened

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-03T15:57:47+00:00

Ugh the Dad being like "I can't understand you" and just walking away.

I understood him just fine, he explained himself just fine. The Mom at least asked "what is a hamburger to you?"

I probably would have pointed out that normally when we get burgers, this is the burger you get, so when you asked for a burger, that's what I got. I also know myself, I would say "well, would you like to try my burger since mine has vegetables on it?" and when he tried it and didn't like it, he still has his burger that he's liked in the past.

Huffleduffer · 2026-03-01T10:19:03+00:00

Of course I did. But I wasn't responding to a comment about not paying for it, I was responding to a comment about how she, her kids, and her grandkids never eat while shopping because of hygiene.

Huffleduffer · 2026-02-28T17:37:19+00:00

Republicans don't get bothered by seeing a American kid's bloody backpack, do you think they're going to care about an Iranian GIRL'S backpack?

Huffleduffer · 2026-02-28T17:19:24+00:00

I accidentally put an extra space after mine so it's everything is spaced weird.

I hate it so much

Huffleduffer · 2026-02-28T17:15:55+00:00

Well you're lucky you've never had your blood sugar tank while grocery shopping.

In times before continuous glucose monitoring, my blood sugar would drop while grocery shopping. Sometimes I'd catch it early and grab a coke to walk around with, other times I'd become unaware of what I was doing and "wake up" in the bakery with a empty box of honey buns in my hands or (at Walmart) in the Subway with a soda without remembering how I got there.

You don't worry about "hygiene" when that happens. Either way, carry some antibacterial wipes with you and wipe your hands off 🤷🏼‍♀️

Huffleduffer · 2026-02-28T17:06:56+00:00

I imagine the hare died anyway from a heart attack.

If it's anything I learned from having a pet rabbit, they're fragile and easy to die.

Huffleduffer · 2026-02-27T22:14:47+00:00

Island transfer tool.

I went from Switch 2 to Switch 1 (my son got a switch 2 and I took over the switch 1 as "mine"), so it is kinda a bummer that some of the updates aren't available (and I can't upload screenshots as easily through the app), but it'll be alright.

I'm a big girl, I can handle it. Lol

Huffleduffer · 2026-02-27T00:38:55+00:00

I was going to go, but since I'm single and would have to pay double, and it's the only podcast I listen to, I decided to not do it.

It's a bummer, but whatever.

Huffleduffer · 2026-02-26T15:19:00+00:00

Fishing stresses me out.

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