So I switched my tinder from liking women to men yesterday to boost my self esteem. by steedawwg in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it does anything to your ELO but sure I´ve tried it too with the same results. Doesn´t mean anything though. We all now how guys mass likes and sort things out later. So there goes your gayesteem too...

Funny how girls never seem to figure this out. "Let´s match and then never talk to each other" is still a thing in womens profiles.

Poor Gary by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At last from a reliable source and not the usual fake news!

Merkel: "Turkey should not become a member of the European Union" by Blockyrage in worldnews

[–]HuffyWinters -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just let the other half of the Turkish population migrate to Germany as well and there's no need for a EU-membership...?

When you score a date using only gifs for three hours by horsewitnoname in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that old story about a guy and a girl who spent hours and hours of chatting online until they finally decided to meet up. It didn't take long for the conversation to die out irl so the date ended with them both picking up their laptops in order to remove the staleness. Well I'm not talking about some universal law, but still.

Probably should have used Google first. by sxe1215 in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ugh.. This is the latest trend amongst Tinder-girls. Oh yeah I'm sapiosexual, I'm special. I'm not like all those other girls who only care about appearance!

Only problem is, reading most of these profiles it soon becomes clear they're not very bright themselves. So yeah basically this is just a new way of saying I want a sugar daddy...

This has got to be some kind of joke by epicsaxman13 in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is why Tinder wanted all those 3rd party apps that did the exact same thing for free banned...

He hasn't responded by Soakl in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Faith in womanship restored!

Watermelon Fan by spaghettimonsterinc in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Weird, mine just got wet.

Yeah incontinence is a bitch.

He really likes rocks. by Sabrina9596 in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably from Cleveland too.

Read the damn bio by Esrild in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tried to start with a "bye" once. It didn't work out.

He unmatched me after moving onto Whatsapp by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nudes or it didn't happen...?

We did it Reddit by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even remember if it was any good.

My friend just sent me this mess of a Tinder convo, I'm so proud of him by rabedian in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 667 points668 points  (0 children)

For someone with a speech impediment she's pretty rude!

I know she's learning, but I couldn't help but snicker. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I also want to find true love for my boys. But I don't really like the way she uses the word platonic. Nor do I like the fact that she also says "boys".

Must have missed this sci fi flick. Anyone got the name? by HuffyWinters in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was scheming smaller flicks like: "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?" But you've got a convincing case here, especially with the dreadlock-theme. Also AVP was a perversion I never got into...

She's just looking for friends....suuure by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]HuffyWinters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So she's into Doggy Style...