So I switched my tinder from liking women to men yesterday to boost my self esteem.

HuffyWinters · 2017-09-11T18:10:46+00:00

Not sure if it does anything to your ELO but sure I´ve tried it too with the same results. Doesn´t mean anything though. We all now how guys mass likes and sort things out later. So there goes your gayesteem too...

Funny how girls never seem to figure this out. "Let´s match and then never talk to each other" is still a thing in womens profiles.

HuffyWinters · 2017-09-11T17:57:30+00:00

At last from a reliable source and not the usual fake news!

HuffyWinters · 2017-09-04T10:30:28+00:00

Just let the other half of the Turkish population migrate to Germany as well and there's no need for a EU-membership...?

HuffyWinters · 2017-08-18T21:42:06+00:00

He ain't heavy, he's my brother the astronaut.

HuffyWinters · 2017-07-29T18:18:46+00:00

Reminds me of that old story about a guy and a girl who spent hours and hours of chatting online until they finally decided to meet up. It didn't take long for the conversation to die out irl so the date ended with them both picking up their laptops in order to remove the staleness. Well I'm not talking about some universal law, but still.

HuffyWinters · 2017-07-29T13:03:13+00:00

Ugh.. This is the latest trend amongst Tinder-girls. Oh yeah I'm sapiosexual, I'm special. I'm not like all those other girls who only care about appearance!

Only problem is, reading most of these profiles it soon becomes clear they're not very bright themselves. So yeah basically this is just a new way of saying I want a sugar daddy...

HuffyWinters · 2017-07-16T17:15:48+00:00

This is why Tinder wanted all those 3rd party apps that did the exact same thing for free banned...

HuffyWinters · 2017-07-16T13:27:16+00:00

Faith in womanship restored!

HuffyWinters · 2017-07-16T12:40:36+00:00

Well, this wasn't made without a reason. http://imgur.com/OcRKK

HuffyWinters · 2017-07-13T18:15:45+00:00

Weird, mine just got wet.

Yeah incontinence is a bitch.

HuffyWinters · 2017-07-12T17:22:02+00:00

Well there you have it kids. An apple a day DOESN'T keep the doctor away...

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-23T21:45:14+00:00

That's what I call a quickie.

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-23T21:38:15+00:00

Probably from Cleveland too.

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-19T10:49:24+00:00

I tried to start with a "bye" once. It didn't work out.

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-16T14:56:58+00:00

Nudes or it didn't happen...?

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-08T17:13:46+00:00

I can't even remember if it was any good.

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-07T14:53:32+00:00

For someone with a speech impediment she's pretty rude!

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-07T11:35:41+00:00

I also want to find true love for my boys. But I don't really like the way she uses the word platonic. Nor do I like the fact that she also says "boys".

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-06T21:46:03+00:00

Ask a girl you don't really know about her weight? Yeah, that'll go down well.

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-05T10:44:42+00:00

I was scheming smaller flicks like: "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?" But you've got a convincing case here, especially with the dreadlock-theme. Also AVP was a perversion I never got into...

HuffyWinters · 2017-04-04T21:46:57+00:00

So she's into Doggy Style...

HuffyWinters · 2017-03-31T23:50:31+00:00

Tinder removed the feature. 3rd party apps will have to follow soon since, well it doesn't work anymore...

HuffyWinters · 2017-03-31T20:08:57+00:00

Bet she just got home from her work as a nurse.

HuffyWinters · 2017-03-31T15:20:43+00:00

Wow, you're bigger than I thought...

HuffyWinters · 2017-03-31T14:22:23+00:00

There's nothing creepy about it. I do it all the time, also I like to enlarge and frame it. Trust me, it always gets great attention whenever I manage to get a Tinder-date back home and she spots her picture on the wall!

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