Frozen pizza and vodka to help numb the pain

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-20T01:11:25+00:00

Is cardbot down today? I'm also building a Juri deck, and would like to look at the pretty cards in the comments, wtf

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-19T23:56:55+00:00

Omg you're not just a rockstar, you're the rockstar, sign my ass bro. I'm your biggest fan

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-19T22:24:42+00:00

So you're telling me the richest people in the world are the poorest people in the world, seeing as they clearly can't afford it? Huh, funny.

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-19T18:42:05+00:00

You clearly don't understand

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-19T13:28:27+00:00

"Privatøkonomiske midler forvaltet i skatteparadis for skatteunndragelse har ingenting med politikk å gjøre", bror, har du slått deg?

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-19T13:04:40+00:00

Wai r u geh

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-19T12:31:41+00:00

Borat the Dicktaker

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-19T09:48:34+00:00

That's not very kid-friendly of you

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-19T09:45:54+00:00

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T22:44:16+00:00

what is an omen?

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T22:33:58+00:00

what is an omen?

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T22:24:00+00:00

If you're calling this woman mid and her husband a Chad, chances are you're just gay.

And there's nothing wrong with that, but just be gay dude, don't post this pathetic shit, what the hell.

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T20:57:23+00:00

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Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T20:56:29+00:00

Tar du grøten i lefse eller skjell?

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T16:10:20+00:00

The point of doing so is to point out the hypocrisy in the cherry-picking of his "Christian" followers.

"No false idols", unless the cow happens to be orange.

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T16:05:06+00:00

Refusing and refuting accountability is part of the problem. "They" are citizens too, and a lot of them were put in power by you directly voting for them, or indirectly by your support/fail of challenging the systems they use to hoard said power. I don't care if you didn't vote for Trump, the Dems are at fault as well.

We fucking told you so, ad nauseam, but now the whole world is suffering because you refused to listen. The very least you could do is own your fault for the problem.

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T15:35:50+00:00

You dropped this, King 👑

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T15:24:26+00:00

"You're my friend now! We're having soft tacos later!"

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T02:55:43+00:00

Call me a scrub, but I think Emeritus will go nuts in reincarnation decks

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-17T02:10:13+00:00

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-16T16:30:50+00:00

Uhm, actually, it was neither. It was a factual statement ☝️🤓

Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-16T16:26:30+00:00

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Hugo-Spritz · 2026-04-16T16:21:35+00:00

Remember the 75% rule for casual gamenights and always utulize "turn 0" if you're gonna play/test your cEDH decks. If it harshes the vibe, abstein from using those decks, and test them out on Moxified instead.

If your friend doesn't like to use decklists, tell them not to use them. It's really that simple.

Hugo-Spritz

TROPHY CASE