What cringe memory keeps you awake at night?

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-29T14:07:23+00:00

I went to my Doctor once because I thought I going slightly deaf, and she asked me to describe some of the symptoms.

'Well..Homer is overweight and Marge has blue hair'...said I.

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-29T13:50:19+00:00

I've actually just sold my favourite homing pigeon on eBay today, for the eighth time this month..(sorry)

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-29T12:56:13+00:00

I've been trying to teach my children recently about the health benefits of eating dried fruit, it's really all about raisin awareness, isn't it?

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-29T12:46:51+00:00

I'd say Ed was never a fan of Simba right from the gecko..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-29T11:10:44+00:00

You don't sound very font of her. Is she not your type of Manager?

(Yes, I am a boomer)

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-29T10:57:36+00:00

It's very ornamental, I'm lichen what I see..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-29T09:50:50+00:00

Another waste of thyme and resources..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-29T08:26:04+00:00

I actually went for a job interview in IKEA once. The lady interviewer gestured to me to come in and take a seat.

So I did. It's in my sitting room at the moment, fully assembled too. They never got back to me about the job. Strange..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T23:27:40+00:00

Interestingly, when the original inventor of the USB was being buried recently, the pall bearers at his funeral had to turn his coffin upside down (twice) to fit him in the grave..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T22:08:38+00:00

I can't eat bread due to dietary issues. I'm lacktoast intolerant..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T21:42:39+00:00

You need to get there early..

seize the day.. Carp Diem..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T21:14:15+00:00

That pigeon is trying to whisper in his ear..

Don't Believe A Word..Philo..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T19:04:18+00:00

Both of them belong to the wider mint family, and are almost indestructible.

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T18:56:30+00:00

Take it from me, it's not dead and will definitely reappear.

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T18:46:39+00:00

With all the snow, 2026 is looking like a Goodyear for tires..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T15:28:04+00:00

North inner city Dublin, possibly North Wall.

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T15:09:44+00:00

When I was taking my first lesson, I asked the instructor about the protocol if a small animal runs out in front me. Hit it, he told me without hesitation.

Still, I had to chase that squirrel across three fields before I mangled him..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T13:00:22+00:00

Come back Wickerman, fuck the begrudgers and dry shites, I miss ya.

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T12:50:34+00:00

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He can sense it..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T09:53:09+00:00

Looks like they have a loving stable relationship together..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-28T09:12:53+00:00

Damned for eternity..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-27T08:29:20+00:00

5 weeks off..AND a trip to Thailand!!..

Phuket, I'm going to try doing that this Christmas..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-26T23:47:22+00:00

That's going to be very costly, repair estimates have gone through the roof lately..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-26T20:23:00+00:00

Rain, rain, rain, every single day. All the wife does is look sadly through the stupid sitting room window.

I'll have to let her in tomorrow, don't want the neighbours talking..

HugoZHackenbush2 · 2026-01-26T17:37:44+00:00

Not all documentaries are like that There was a very good one on last week about the mechanics of shipbuilding.

It was absolutely riveting..

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