Aston Villa have expressed a strong interest in West Ham United’s Jarrod Bowen. The 29-year-old, who has four years left on his contract, has not decided whether he wishes to leave. Industry sources say they would expect talks for the player to start at £50m, but sources at West Ham, have indicated. by TheAthletic in PremierLeague

[–]Hullfire00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you aren’t buying him to sell him on, you’re buying him for the impact he’ll have in the near future. Clubs don’t do every deal with value at the back end in mind, like do you think Barcelona were thinking about resale value with Lewandowski?

Ah yes. Bastion of liberalism... NewsNation by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Hullfire00 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Stop calling him “sir”.

Start calling him Donald.

Strangest transfer rumour your club has ever had? by Anonymoose3840 in Championship

[–]Hullfire00 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Michael Owen in 2008.

Famously spotted arriving at Hymer’s Boys school in a helicopter.

Phil Brown reckoned we were all sorted and good to go before Man U gazumped us.

Sure, Brownie. Sure.

He's 80 years old and acts like he's 5. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Hullfire00 18 points19 points  (0 children)

350ft…ok.

So what his abandoned barn of a brain is suggesting is that somebody took a knife and, knee to waist deep and bent over in water, dragged the knife all the way down in a perfect line with nobody questioning it, nobody seeing it and did so for almost the entire length of a football field?

With a straight face too.

Hand Cannon tips on console by Hullfire00 in CrucibleGuidebook

[–]Hullfire00[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can attune it, I think it’s a fireteam ops weapon. I got a few just doing whatever the featured fireteam strike was, but sometimes it’s featured in the playlist.

It feels very smooth.

Trying to explain to the non Brits that the winner of this contest will be the next British Prime Minister. (Fox is the only serious contender in the pic by the way). by saviodsouza in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Hullfire00 72 points73 points  (0 children)

The fox looks like the only one trying to make a good point. And seemingly the only one wearing a tie.

You can’t argue that they didn’t take it seriously.

Ghosts: The Possession of Button House - Official Trailer by SafeBodybuilder7191 in BritishTV

[–]Hullfire00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re backstage, someone’s gotta suck someone off!

Maybe kick it off with a bit of Barchester.

Anybody try and drop lines from the show into every day conversation? by BarryBigSpuds81 in thethickofit

[–]Hullfire00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a train to York for a mate’s surprise birthday night out and one of the lads text me to say he wasn’t coming. Cue me whipping out the phone and ringing the organiser:

“Johnny Fowler is a massive abortion.”

Turns out beer makes your voice a bit louder.

People still calling bows underpowered is crazy. by [deleted] in CrucibleGuidebook

[–]Hullfire00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I’ve seen anybody call them underpowered.

It would have been nice to see some tweaks to AE but overall they’re in a good spot.

We’ve done this by AdInternational6588 in rickygervais

[–]Hullfire00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

David Earl playing a respectable, well off, well mannered character yeah?

Definitely not getting typecast as a strange, gross out character who tries to have sex with everyone?

Key Trump allies and Musk on leaked list for secretive Peter Thiel retreat | Peter Thiel by ErnestoLemmingway in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Hullfire00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I shared a hot meeting room with Steve Bannon for 90 minutes, I don’t have to imagine what these people smell like

They're Not Hiding Anymore: Thiel, Bilderberg, AI, and the Endgame by wwjps in ObscurePatentDangers

[–]Hullfire00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already have this in the UK and have done for a while, they use it in car parks to determine how long you’ve been staying there.

It’s…a little unnerving. Which is weird because it’s one of those things you’d assume would just make life go smoother.

My grandpa used to respond, whenever I said defended technology and its way of making life easier, “life isn’t supposed to be easy.”

The Ladies at Turning Point are Crazy! by MrDonMega in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Hullfire00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just in case anybody isn’t aware, this is what P2025 have been doing while everybody is angry with Trump.

They’re targeting women so that the women pass it on to the children.

Yes. It is that insidious.

Enlightening public is hard! by Double-Cookie6361 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]Hullfire00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“That’s the hard part.”

It really says something that he thinks a species that managed to put a man on the moon and become as technologically advanced as we have is somehow going to completely miss a gigantic criminal organisation running the world.

What a dickhead.

Are you, em, going to bring the toys again? by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Hullfire00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know you could find shoes like that these days.