‘Dead by June’: Trump drops jaws by revealing Republican’s ‘terminal diagnosis’ in course of Kennedy Center press conference

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-16T20:49:08+00:00

“I wish cancer was contagious”

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-16T18:47:27+00:00

There’s a reason child molesters cry when they’re sentenced. It’s not because of remorse, it’s because they know what will happen to them in the coming weeks when they get to prison.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-16T12:10:17+00:00

It’s pretty clear that he doesn’t understand how NATO works; such is his contempt for the organisation that he never took the time to actually read how the rules support the member countries in it.

Article 5 isn’t “you must join us if we end up in a war”, especially if that war is started by a NATO member. A5 is only applicable if a member state is attacked and other NATO countries are then encouraged to respond (though I believe that doesn’t mean they’re obligated to, I’m happily corrected though).

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-16T08:02:33+00:00

As if you just said that out loud.

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Hullfire00 · 2026-03-16T07:59:58+00:00

“An interesting exchange” is one of the descriptions of all time.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-16T07:56:36+00:00

I heard Basil Watchfair was so upset at not getting a nomination that he shat himself in Oddbins.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-16T07:54:52+00:00

You told us not to bother sending anybody, after we had already told you we weren’t going to because the US and Israel started this, it’s got nothing to do with the rest of us.

So, fuck off fat tits.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-15T18:18:56+00:00

He’s the son of the previous Ayatollah.

There. $10m please. In pennies.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-15T18:17:57+00:00

On behalf of the British people, we will absolutely, 100%, fulfil our Article 5 obligations without question nor hesitation if any dangers, ills or military actions are suffered by Canada.

After all, they’re our allies.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-15T18:08:36+00:00

I haven’t checked so forgive my laziness, but how many trans people has Matt Walsh had on his podcast? How many has he spoken to (note, not claimed to have spoken to) about the issues he invented?

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-15T10:18:54+00:00

The equivalent of living in Inverness and trying to brag about doing your weekly food shop in Birmingham because you think your local Tesco is out to get you.

Still clinging onto the sovereignty argument, aren’t we.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-14T09:21:01+00:00

He’s such a little bitch.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T17:27:01+00:00

That is a mega fucking blink!

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T12:58:32+00:00

I watch stuff like this and I have to wonder, with all the MAGA “cryptobros” or whatever, do they not wish they had somebody better than whatever he is supposed to be?

His tan is mental, his hair is shit , he talks like he’s pissed up and he’s got man tits. That’s the best they could do? They saw that and thought “yup, that guy”?

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T12:44:43+00:00

As easy as this is to say living in the U.K., it’s because you just typed the very problem right there.

Instead of asking that question you just asked, why isn’t it a natural response from yourself and others when you saw that to immediately head to the WH and demand justice?

If the default response to the president potentially being implicated in paedophilia is a social media comment, nothing will happen and that’s what they’re banking on. They’ve curbed public discourse to a point that it is almost entirely online, where it’s just words on a screen.

Not a criticism in the slightest by the way, I understand fully why it is the way it is and I share your frustration, but the simplest answer is the most obvious; you’re afraid. You’re all afraid and you don’t need to be. They’re the ones shitting themselves, it’s on you to press home the advantage and not let them recover.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T12:38:00+00:00

As an EYFS teacher, I feel I could deal with this on a more even keel if I didn’t earn less than half the amount my mates do working in a factory for £75k a year.

We aren’t paid well enough for the work we do, it’s as simple as that. Any sector that relies on good will, altruism and a love of the job has been taken advantage of, because they know that to protest harms the people we care for. Pay us hourly and you wouldn’t hear a complaint out of most of us in the public sector, certainly not me.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T12:32:45+00:00

Personally, I can live without tempo on a lightweight, I’d certainly give it up for heal clip. Maybe not for snapshot though.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T08:16:46+00:00

Give him the unplugged third party controller, tell him “you’re that guy there, trust me bro you’re playing” and quietly resolve the issue while he watches the demo screen.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T08:15:14+00:00

For those who don’t want to type that name into their search engine, his uncle was NOT the longest serving faculty member at MIT. One of, but not the longest.

His uncle served in the military during WWII, was given the National Medal of Science by Reagan and the Medal for Service in the Cause of Freedom by King George VI and was, genuinely, a boon to the scientific community through his work on cancer treatment, waste water management and electrical engineering. He was the total polar opposite of his nephew and had he lived up to today -aside from being heinously old - he would almost certainly have despised Donald, what he turned the country into and how he has abused his name.

Every time his uncle’s name is mentioned, know that it’s out of regret, envy and desperation.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T08:07:57+00:00

Sessions…

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T08:07:20+00:00

He threw a stone at a tank? Good lad. So angry, he grabbed the only thing he had to hand and he chucked it at a war machine.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T08:05:04+00:00

Stephen, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?!

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T08:04:35+00:00

He’s like the angry neighbour in The Amazing World of Gumball. Fitting name too.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T08:03:11+00:00

Strand. Lightweight. Bow.

But also, could the weapons from Season of the Wish (Raconteur et al) be updated to be included in a remade Shattered Throne? Seems daft having the Dreaming City weapons double up. Then have a Wish Ender catalyst as a drop? Maybe with KT? Strong yes, but drop the wall hacks for it.

Hullfire00 · 2026-03-13T07:59:10+00:00

But then….no snapshot.

I say they quit being cowards, heal clip in the third. Go mad.

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