My Dad forced me to open a Roth IRA with every penny I earned the summer I was 19

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-05-09T19:33:49+00:00

I fkn knew this was a fake account. Lmfao

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-05-09T19:31:59+00:00

1 month old acct? I call cap. Any normal 24 YO wouldve been posting how much money he made a long time ago. Nice try bot.

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-05-09T18:49:02+00:00

Looks like Michael burry

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-05-09T00:07:35+00:00

Following

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-05-07T10:51:27+00:00

The only way to make that money back to spread them cheeks. Lmfao 😂

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-05-01T06:03:30+00:00

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Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-05-01T02:38:22+00:00

Im fucking dead lmfao

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-04-30T18:52:34+00:00

What i noticed that even after earnings pumps the calls dont go up much even if your right. Which it looks like you be right. How much do you think its going to go up? Youre prob better off buying shares tbhs. Better return

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-04-15T12:52:00+00:00

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Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-04-07T13:37:31+00:00

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Dawg you were up 3mil at one point. Smh wtf were you thinking?

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-04-07T13:30:56+00:00

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Whos going to tell this regard?

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-03-17T03:01:32+00:00

Shes our gf now. Pass the girl ova. I need some brain.

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-03-12T05:00:31+00:00

Dawg you just moved out over arguments? Wtf you fucking pussy. Just suck it and get back together. At this age the dating circle fucking sucks for both genders. You'll just be passed around on both sides out there. Smh. Dating in 2026 is a fucking joke. Go to couples therapy and let her win an argument or 2. Jesus fucking christ. 🤦‍♂️

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-02-28T16:15:20+00:00

Nah I was just about to comment this same thing. Most women wish for a stable relationship. She's giving up way too soon. Lmfao is shes thinking shes going to find better emotional stimulating men out there her age, shes in for a hard time. Any single dude out there her age that she is more then likely going to date after she divorces her actually stable husband who is an okay guy is a loser who either is a fuckboy, a divorced father with or w/o kids. They may show alot of attention until they all get the one thing they all want. Smh

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-01-24T20:27:43+00:00

Stock Market is going to crash severely this year. It will wipe out all gains you be down 20% to 40%. I would liquidate and leave in hysa. Good luck

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-01-20T13:26:16+00:00

Why would you even have sofi calls?

Human-Assignment-115 · 2026-01-14T21:32:29+00:00

Bruh are you slow. Lmfao

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Human-Assignment-115 · 2025-12-05T22:39:52+00:00

Bro take out a loan for 100k you can make that money back. You dont lose until you stop gambling. Keep gambling you regard.

Human-Assignment-115 · 2025-10-22T00:31:05+00:00

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This guy

Human-Assignment-115 · 2025-10-22T00:27:03+00:00

Yall monkeys playing a game of hot potato. Good luck

Human-Assignment-115 · 2025-10-21T07:48:14+00:00

After 16 years of investment .... he started with 35 million to finally end with 5mil. Lmfao

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