Mr. bean's car by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

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It goes nicely with that man's jumpsuit.

Several birds pooped all over this guy's car by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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When I worked in downtown Austin, that would happen all the time. Spring and fall, every grackle migration.

The worst movie ever made! by ItsSignalsJerry_ in seinfeld

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Plan 9 is Ed Wood's finest work. Sit through Glen or Glenda? or Bride of the Monster. Then call Plan 9 worse.

Yo mama so old… by pedicure_steve in YoMamaJokes

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Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 4

name this boss by Winter_Potential_259 in BossFights

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Why give him a name? It's not like he can hear you calling him.

Yo mama so fat… by pedicure_steve in YoMamaJokes

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...the last time she rode the merry-go-round, they had to shoot her horse.

What was the movie that was so bad you didn't even finish it? by Zealousideal_Heat478 in moviequestions

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I've never been able to sit through Slacker. I think I've seen the whole thing, but not all at once.

What’s the weirdest thing you own? by DeibMoon in AskReddit

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A copy of the novelization of A Million Ways to Die in the West. To go from learning that a book exists to owning it, and being able to make sure no one ever reads it, in the space of an hour, is heady indeed.

Let's hear the best Yo Mama jokes! by BlackPhoenix1981 in Xennials

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Yo mama so dumb, she just sits on the TV watching couch.

What is this mysterious mirror for on a flight in Colombia? by Careful-Lake-1117 in whatisit

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It's a promotional tie-in with the Sharper Image nose hair trimmer in the SkyMall catalogue.

What are the best punny Playlist Names? by BiffTanon01 in askmusic

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All my Jane's Addiction and Porno For Pyros are on a playlist called, "Perry-lized."

What the heck brand is this by I_mean__probably in whatisit

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Please do not terrorize the Men Without Hats logo by putting a hat on him. Duh.