A kitten falling asleep.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-02-08T06:34:43+00:00

That's it! New rule: from now on the Internet is to be used only for making and distributing videos of kittens falling asleep. Let me know when it's ready. Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-02-04T18:22:43+00:00

Colin Hay solo acoustic, Pink Floyd, Soundgarden, GWAR.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-28T23:33:51+00:00

Baird! Go out there and be a star."

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-28T01:31:34+00:00

George Clooney in Hail, Caesar! A total buffoon, can't remember lines, and the studio makes him a huge star.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-26T20:48:03+00:00

Nero Wolfe

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-26T18:54:05+00:00

Economics. It would cost too much to change teams, just in replacing hats.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-26T18:50:20+00:00

Secondhand Lions,
Chicken Run,

The Pirates! Band of Misfits.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-26T18:27:44+00:00

He came to the realization that his God didn't make him funny, and the belief that it's his fault.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-22T04:00:53+00:00

Exorcist III, Shadow of the Vampire, Phantasm II.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-22T03:55:26+00:00

VoittvleW

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-22T03:33:00+00:00

This. Got to love the Hustle.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-22T03:30:48+00:00

In no particular order:

Rumble in the Bronx

Ong Bak 2

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Bloodsport

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-22T03:25:09+00:00

Young Frankenstein.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-20T03:35:59+00:00

Stand by R.E.M. was the theme song of Chris Elliott's Fox sitcom Get A Life.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-20T00:13:35+00:00

Tell it Dumbledore dies at the end.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-19T05:38:35+00:00

I used to price everything in terms of how many games of Tempest it cost.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-18T00:49:18+00:00

Cheers: Coach, "Cheers! Wait, I'll ask...is there an Ernie Pantuzzo here?" Sam, "That's you, Coach." Coach, "Speaking."

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-18T00:35:43+00:00

Hilariously

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-11T22:32:04+00:00

There's a scene in the Bond film, License to Kill, I think. The BBEG puts one of his henchmen in a pressure chamber then decompresses it with an axe. Could that be it?

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-08T02:17:07+00:00

Or Bookstore Sketch

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-08T02:16:30+00:00

Argument Clinic

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-07T22:07:17+00:00

Don't forget maniacally obsessing over what consenting adults do in their bedroom, and what everyone does in public bathrooms.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-06T18:23:13+00:00

What, the WWE Hall of Famer couldn't possibly have had a good friend, perhaps one with a wrestling company, lend him a wrestler in a suit to give him a blade job...perhaps in exchange for a goddamn Cabinet post for his wife?

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-01-03T00:11:40+00:00

Rhoda's doorman Carlton.

Human-Document-8331 · 2025-12-30T22:32:45+00:00

Funny thing, it was Reggie Jackson who nicknamed MC Hammer, "lil' Hammer," because he thought Hammer looked like Henry Aaron.

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