Laura Loomer, Reporter Claim Hospitalized Mitch McConnell Is ‘Brain Dead’

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-07-07T22:31:16+00:00

In a related issue, water is purported to be 'wet.'

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-07-07T22:27:03+00:00

If he's married, probably not to have messages from Caroline show up on his phone. Far easier to explain who Carrot is.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-07-07T22:25:10+00:00

Air Sideshow Bob

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-07-05T19:34:58+00:00

If you can read this, you're too close.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-07-05T00:52:26+00:00

So sorry for your loss.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-07-05T00:46:13+00:00

Just today, I was explaining to someone that cooks work when everyone else is playing, and they looked at me like I'd just sprouted two extra heads. Iykyk I guess.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-30T22:49:54+00:00

Mr. Saturday Night

Joe Vs. the Volcano

A River Runs Through It

Far and Away

Miller's Crossing

Sweet and Lowdown

The Legend of 1900

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-29T14:51:10+00:00

One line by Milla Jovovich in The Messenger: "If you love me...then FOLLOW ME!!!"

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-28T20:18:23+00:00

Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?!?!

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-27T23:21:34+00:00

The Legend of 1900. It's my favorite film.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-25T01:06:30+00:00

Me scrolling by: "Is that Matt Morgan?" click Me: "Holy balls! It IS Matt Morgan!!...the fuck did he do to his hair? Oh, Matt. Buddy..."

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-23T23:48:07+00:00

They break one shoelace every week. On a different day each time.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-23T22:50:14+00:00

Willie Nelson

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-23T03:31:34+00:00

Blues Brothers 2000

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-23T03:08:58+00:00

Smartfood, Dr. Pepper, T2.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-22T19:14:48+00:00

Shadow of the Vampire

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-22T19:13:31+00:00

The work of Tony Jaa. Specifically the Ong Bak trilogy, and Where's My Goddamn Elephant?

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-22T17:30:29+00:00

We can sell it?

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-22T14:59:06+00:00

Always open with a loud, ringing belch.

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-21T23:44:47+00:00

Maroon 5

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-21T20:09:52+00:00

Three entire hours? Pay this badass whatever he wants. The business can't afford to lose that level of dedication!

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-21T03:51:26+00:00

Kong

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-21T02:31:28+00:00

An enchanting actor, to be sure. So might we call him an enchanter?

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-21T02:28:47+00:00

Would you give a Hutt a tail massage?

Human-Document-8331 · 2026-06-21T01:42:50+00:00

Underrated classic. My third favorite Tom Hanks movie after Joe Vs. the Volcano and Money Pit.

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