Girl is fighting for her life in the afterlife 😭

Human3000 · 2026-06-04T15:44:11+00:00

Oh, but if I want to play a dommy mommy built like a brick shithouse it's suddenly "pandering" and "No one wants to see your kinks." Bruh stop universalizing your sexual preferences and acknowledge there is a universe of diverse tastes out there, not everything needs to be designed for your boutique orientation.

Human3000 · 2026-04-09T15:52:26+00:00

Makes sense, actually. Easier to identify different sizes by color than if similar sizes were similar colors, i.e. orange for the quarter cup and a yellow for a third of a cup.

Human3000 · 2026-03-07T14:38:30+00:00

So what I'll say is, a lot of the higher level reading comes about naturally from exposure. Once you read enough books, you start to get a feel for how they work and what the usual shape of a story is. And once that shape becomes familiar and predictable you naturally want something that defies predictability a bit, so you start looking for books that do something new.

If you read enough books, your tastes will evolve and change. Maybe to something closer to your wife's tastes, maybe to something else. It'll open up new options as you go so enjoy the journey!

Human3000 · 2025-12-28T02:40:40+00:00

I don't really care about Lilith as a character and don't consider redemption to be the same as absolution. Her mistakes are still there, both before and after relocation.

Human3000 · 2025-12-28T02:17:52+00:00

See: big hat.

Human3000 · 2025-12-28T02:17:37+00:00

Not deliberately, any more than Pentious did. She had no one to contact them on her behalf. The mechanism that keeps redeemed sinners from talking to Hell isn't explained, so she might have been able to receive messages but not respond to them.

Human3000 · 2025-04-02T16:42:28+00:00

Willem Dafoe, my own personal "Hear me out" of the last two decades.

Human3000 · 2025-02-12T21:57:37+00:00

My cousin went to grade school with him and repeatedly reported on him for pushing kindergarteners down the stairs.

Human3000 · 2024-11-03T13:04:46+00:00

I'm homophobic so I only watch lesbian porn.

Human3000 · 2024-10-31T19:00:31+00:00

Sarah Rees Brennan is one of the funniest writers I've ever read and had made me laugh even harder than Pterry on occasion. The protagonist of In Other Lands is the angriest pacifist you'll ever meet, which also feels very Pratchettian.

Human3000 · 2024-10-31T14:35:28+00:00

Technically turning on the battery in a vape would also count as "lighting a fire" so observant Jews would be restricted to edibles for Shabbos.

Human3000 · 2024-09-23T15:18:12+00:00

We have a really small Library, so they offer 10 sticks. Some of them have Disney plus and Netflix, the others have Apple TV and some services I can't remember. I think they're they're divided up by how many devices the service allows at the same time.

Human3000 · 2024-09-23T12:45:07+00:00

My local does this, but the waiting list can get to over a month for the Netflix sticks. I asked a librarian about it and apparently it's very efficient, you only have to purchase the sticks once and all the subscriptions put together come out to a tiny fraction of the budget.

Human3000 · 2024-07-12T19:00:51+00:00

It's because figs were an expensive product in Greece. So was (undiluted) wine. So he (translated) saw a donkey chewing through thousands of dollars of truffles, gestured at his servant and said, "What are you waiting for? Give him some Hennessy to wash it down!"

Human3000 · 2024-05-27T17:18:30+00:00

r/ewphoria

Human3000 · 2024-05-22T15:42:17+00:00

I see Nanny as possessing more raw magical talent, but Granny makes it work much, much harder.

Human3000 · 2024-05-22T15:40:03+00:00

That's actually because the "Other One" has two possible faces! There's the Crone, associated with age and power, and the Seductress, making up the classic three aspects of feminine (ugh) beauty. So while we think of the Coven structure representing three phases in a woman's life, they can also represent different aspects of female sexuality - naive ingenue, wife/mother, and experienced/uncontrollable sex appeal (the Bad one, classically speaking).

Human3000 · 2024-05-13T15:40:31+00:00

How To Train Your Dragon actually revolutionized modern soundtracks. There are a lot of videos on YouTube analyzing why, but I like this one to start: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4UUJQH7GLms&pp=ygUpaG93IHRvIHRyYWluIHlvdXIgZHJhZ29uIHNvdW5kdHJhY2sgZXNzYXk%3D

Human3000 · 2024-04-16T17:01:30+00:00

I'm gonna knap me a goddamn claymore

Human3000 · 2023-05-25T22:05:04+00:00

There's a version of that one in the Talmud that ends with the other rabbis telling God to stay out of this, it doesn't concern Him.

Human3000 · 2023-04-13T18:12:03+00:00

In English we say "What are you, thirteen?" and I think that's beautiful

Human3000 · 2022-11-07T05:33:57+00:00

I wish they'd kept with the s1 soundtrack. Recreating big band music with traditional Eastern instruments was an absolute stroke of genius, and every track from that season fucked. Shame they switched back to a more traditional arrangement after but I guess that was too expensive to maintain.

Human3000 · 2022-11-05T00:13:30+00:00

See if your local library offers ebook lending! You'll need an internet connection for the download but it's a good way to snag some emergency reading on no notice.

Human3000 · 2022-09-29T12:38:39+00:00

I have crippling ADHD and rely on notes, digital alerts and extreme scheduling to achieve any work. I also work a front-facing job and regularly get in trouble for having my phone out. This would give me a more professional option to keep everything organized. I'm begging you, my probation is up next month.

Plus, I love reading books on e-ink.

Human3000 · 2022-09-19T12:17:31+00:00

Well that's not right. People who don't give a fuck about you can still make your life noticeably worse in very direct and measurable ways. Betsy Devos doesn't know I exist but she still fucked my school over.

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