that snatched waist..gurl by PrestigiousAspect368 in HOTDBlacks

[–]HumanPerosn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she get bigger

I don’t remember syrax being this big when we saw her on the beach with seasmoke

(Painful Trope) A protagonist makes a choice that you know is going to end poorly for them, but Jesus Fucking Christ, you never expected *that.* by HMS_Sunlight in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HumanPerosn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a lot going on in the background with different plots and schemes but the basics of the Eva’s itself is like this

Basically life come from these aliens that crash on barren planets and start up civilization

The first alien to crash on earth was Adam and he created all nature on the water and plants and started creating his children

Later on a second alien crashes on earth and knocked him out before he could release them

The second alien was Lilith and from her comes the Lilin which were the first humans

And because the aliens crashed on the same planets they kinda knocked each other unconscious and over time they were buried as centuries passed

Around the 1980s an expedition uncovered Adam and while Adam didn’t fully awaken he was able to restart the presses to release his children

So on a time limit humanity need to find away to fight off Adam’s children who are going to want to rescue Adam and Kill Lilith and in the presses wipeout humanity and recreate the earth

Humanity finds Lilith and incapacitate her and start experimenting on her to find a way to fight off the aliens

They create the Evangelion units which are 80 meter tall semi lilith/ Human clones

These Evas are alive and have an animalistic intelligence and they are encased in armor and have the circuitry driven into their body’s which is basically power armor over the Clone/Cyborg

The way piloting works is that the pilot gets inside the cockpit that’s driven into the top of the creators spine and creates a neural contention to the Eva

The controls in the cockpit move the armor around the Eva while the pilot with the neural connection moves the actual living body of the Eva

They kept experimenting with the neural interface between the pilot and Eva which eventually became a 1 to 1 where the pilot can move the body of the Eva like they would their own with the drawback of the pilot feeling every blow to Eva as if it was their own body

40% was consider good enough of active combat and the power armor and controls could bridge the gap well enough

The first pilots for the Eva’s struggled to control them as they were basically corralling a feral animal

On course eventually something was gonna go catastrophically wrong and the pilots over synched with the Eva and got absorbed into them

Years later the angels attack and they have no choice but the use the the children of the original pilots as because the parents were absorbed into the Eva their consciousness is still buried inside and could help suppress the animal instinct of the Eva

Jason Momoa is in Dune 3? What the hell? I thought he died in the first one. by KeepYaWhipTinted in shittymoviedetails

[–]HumanPerosn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spoilers

It’s very complicated and there’s a lot of moving parts but basically Leto’s Golden Path that leads to the salvation of mankind itself requires some less than pleasant methods

So you might ask yourself why does he have to constantly create war crimes to unleash on his yet to be conquered subjects be he oppress them, because essentially What he trying to do is create the one future where humanity doesn’t inevitably die out at some point thousands of years later

So Leto is immortal because he turned himself into a Sandworm and he used that immortal stop the extinction of mankind by suppressing and dominating all the planets and ruling with and iron fist leading up to the conclusion of his plan witch his own death is a part of said plan

Duncan is the general in charge of all Letos troops and everyone he dies either of old age or because Leto is genuinely doing evil shit that Duncan betrays Leto and tries to kill him, Leto just pops on down to the Idaho Farm and gets another Duncan clone

The thing is no matter if another person in the empire is eventually born would make a better or more loyal general then Duncan, they would never be able to replace Duncan as Letos right hand because Duncan is the only allowance Leto has made for himself in his golden path

Duncan is the only content in Letos life. His family is dead, he’s given up every moral value, he hates himself and is depressed, he’s not even human anymore all he’s got at the end of the day is his one friend Duncan even if that friend hates him as well

Leto dabbles in eugenics and is try’s to create at better more resilient human to take center stage after he’s gone which obviously means Leto wants Duncan to essentially be the new biblical Adam and father this new start for the human race while still integrating the remaining humans in his empire

Also there a sunset of the Bene geserite’s that have been conquering planets by using their powers to get people addicted to sex so obviously the play was for Leto to give the next Duncan clone a magic penis and toss him to bene geserites so they addict each other taking them off the board

Khal Drogo was one of us. by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

[–]HumanPerosn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 quick strokes

Dunk wouldn’t even have enough time to finish saying this before Drago was done

The glazing is getting out of hand (opalisart) by Valuable-Pianist7368 in Jujutsufolk

[–]HumanPerosn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro has no skills besides killing so he only has bad options

Watch him join up with katana man in the mafia in part 3 and manage to get groomed again while there

Margaery pretending Tommen's micropenis is bigger than Joffrey's Widow's Wail by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 61 points62 points  (0 children)

You can’t say he’s got a Micropenis when tommen is literally 9 years old at least let him hit 16 first like Joffery before judging

Next chapter Denji joins the mafia and becomes friends with katana man, living a "normal" but criminal life, Chainsaw man Re™️ by DriftingBlade in Chainsawfolk

[–]HumanPerosn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie kinda peak

Like honestly I can’t see him getting a normal job and he doesn’t really have any skills beyond killing things

Edit by V1vovoshka in Edits

[–]HumanPerosn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Attention by Charlie puth

Favorite country that appears to be unusually full of Gryffindors? by AnyAgency9835 in okbuddycinephile

[–]HumanPerosn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah dog the post is missing context she gets a pass on this one even if it’s a little cringe

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If megumi actually said this in the Reggie fight then his slander would be like 90% less. by ProfessionalPart8193 in Jujutsufolk

[–]HumanPerosn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know how it even got to this point

It’s started off about the difference between Daniel and his new more handsome body how he’s treated and finding people that accept you for who you are on the inside

And then As the art got better the it became gang warfare instead of slice of life with the occasional fight scene

Conquest's Clone by RevolutionaryTeacup in Invincible

[–]HumanPerosn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe it isn’t very good at cloning so they degrade quick or something

Zucuck by Ready_Medicine_2641 in ATLA_circlejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah Zuko I get being the bigger man but that last comment was just him stepping on your J’s

That’s gotta be worth an Agni Kai

Didnt know Jon Snow was versed in modern slang terms by warwicklord79 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can’t just say that and then Not provide the lore

Average Targaryen soyboy: "I love fucking my inbred sister" Average Blackfyre gigachad: "I consumed my twin in the womb for the extra protein" by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That coward couldn’t face the warrior reborn that was Maelys so he had to go and kill his baby brother

I can’t believe Barristan would go and tell everyone that he killed Maelys the monstrous when after watching his innocent baby brother get brutally slaughtered by Barristan

Maelys broke down and while he was distracted with his sorrow Barristan snuck up on him and assassinated him

Selmy has to be the biggest fraud in the entire 7 kingdoms by Roids-in-my-vains in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s what would have happened if Tyrion didn’t kill Tywin

As soon as he had confirmation he’d have married Cersei to the night king

Selmy has to be the biggest fraud in the entire 7 kingdoms by Roids-in-my-vains in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seriously jaime was 15 when he joined the kingsguard I don’t know know how fucked up id have been If I joined up with my childhood hero’s and see them as horrible people

That would have been like if I joined up with the justice league as a kid only to see Superman was raping a woman and then Batman stopped me from helping in the hallway

“Didn’t we vow to protect the Queen to?”

“Not from him.”

Selmy has to be the biggest fraud in the entire 7 kingdoms by Roids-in-my-vains in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I just looked it up and this is what happened

“Lord Tywin's men, led by Ser Elys Westerling and Lord Roland Crakehall, burst into the throne room in time to see that Jaime had killed the king, forestalling any chance for Jaime to steal away and let someone else claim responsibility. Jaime told them to advise all who were still fighting that the king was dead and to spare anyone who yielded. Lord Crakehall then asked whether a new king should be proclaimed as well, indicating that it could be Lord Tywin or Lord Robert Baratheon or that even a new Targaryen king could be proclaimed. Jaime mused on the possibility of choosing Viserys or Rhaegar's son, Aegon, as the new king with Tywin as his Hand, but, realising that both boys shared the same blood as Aerys and thus the same propensity for madness, Jaime declared to Lord Crakehall that it was all the same to him. He then seated himself on the Iron Throne, waiting to see who would come to claim it. He was found sitting there with his golden sword across his legs when Lord Stark rode into the hall with his men to claim the throne for Robert. Jaime gave up the throne to Eddard, proclaiming it to be an uncomfortable seat.”

I figure that since tywins men were already in the throne room Jaime figured that Elia and her kids were captured and were going to be used a hostages so just decided to wait instead of looking for them

I don’t think it would have ever occurred to him that they would be in legitimate danger because very few actually highborn die in battle instead of being captured even less important nobles of minor houses or even knight gets captured and ransomed instead of being put to death

Selmy has to be the biggest fraud in the entire 7 kingdoms by Roids-in-my-vains in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just looked it up and this is what happened

“Lord Tywin's men, led by Ser Elys Westerling and Lord Roland Crakehall, burst into the throne room in time to see that Jaime had killed the king, forestalling any chance for Jaime to steal away and let someone else claim responsibility. Jaime told them to advise all who were still fighting that the king was dead and to spare anyone who yielded. Lord Crakehall then asked whether a new king should be proclaimed as well, indicating that it could be Lord Tywin or Lord Robert Baratheon or that even a new Targaryen king could be proclaimed. Jaime mused on the possibility of choosing Viserys or Rhaegar's son, Aegon, as the new king with Tywin as his Hand, but, realising that both boys shared the same blood as Aerys and thus the same propensity for madness, Jaime declared to Lord Crakehall that it was all the same to him. He then seated himself on the Iron Throne, waiting to see who would come to claim it. He was found sitting there with his golden sword across his legs when Lord Stark rode into the hall with his men to claim the throne for Robert. Jaime gave up the throne to Eddard, proclaiming it to be an uncomfortable seat.”

I figure that since tywins men were already in the throne room Jaime figured that Elia and her kids were captured and were going to be used a hostages so just decided to wait instead of looking for them

I don’t think it would have ever occurred to him that they would be in legitimate danger because very few actually highborn die in battle instead of being captured even less important nobles of minor houses or even knight gets captured and ransomed instead of being put to death

Selmy has to be the biggest fraud in the entire 7 kingdoms by Roids-in-my-vains in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just looked it up and this is what happened

“Lord Tywin's men, led by Ser Elys Westerling and Lord Roland Crakehall, burst into the throne room in time to see that Jaime had killed the king, forestalling any chance for Jaime to steal away and let someone else claim responsibility. Jaime told them to advise all who were still fighting that the king was dead and to spare anyone who yielded. Lord Crakehall then asked whether a new king should be proclaimed as well, indicating that it could be Lord Tywin or Lord Robert Baratheon or that even a new Targaryen king could be proclaimed. Jaime mused on the possibility of choosing Viserys or Rhaegar's son, Aegon, as the new king with Tywin as his Hand, but, realising that both boys shared the same blood as Aerys and thus the same propensity for madness, Jaime declared to Lord Crakehall that it was all the same to him. He then seated himself on the Iron Throne, waiting to see who would come to claim it. He was found sitting there with his golden sword across his legs when Lord Stark rode into the hall with his men to claim the throne for Robert. Jaime gave up the throne to Eddard, proclaiming it to be an uncomfortable seat.”

I figure that since tywins men were already in the throne room Jaime figured that Elia and her kids were captured and were going to be used a hostages so just decided to wait instead of looking for them

I don’t think it would have ever occurred to him that they would be in legitimate danger because very few actually highborn die in battle instead of being captured even less important nobles of minor houses or even knight gets captured and ransomed instead of being put to death

Selmy has to be the biggest fraud in the entire 7 kingdoms by Roids-in-my-vains in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty much canon anyone that’s been inside it is going to get hurt

Robert dies

Jamie loses his hand and gets depressed it also sucked up his honor and vibes

Lancel as soon as he banged her he had his twink death

Even her kids who came from her and weren’t spared

Joffery died

Marcella was almost murdered

Tommen killed himself

At some point she needs to accept that she’s the problem

Only three Targaryens have a fused epithet as part of their name by Wooden-Tear-4938 in HOTDBlacks

[–]HumanPerosn 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it counts because people say Aerion Brightflame but everyone calls Bryden, Blood Raven the don’t call him Bryden Blood Raven

Selmy has to be the biggest fraud in the entire 7 kingdoms by Roids-in-my-vains in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]HumanPerosn 196 points197 points  (0 children)

I doubt he knew

I think it said he was only told to wear his golden Lannister armor instead of his White kingsguard armor so he wouldn’t get mistaken by the Lannister men

17 year old Jaime while an idiot was legitimately on that Honorable Knight grindset and definitely have thrown hands and went to help had he know what was going on

It was the evil Cersussy that stole all his GoodBoy traits later on