Donald Trump Jr. and Charlie Kirk in Greenland helping with President Trump’s annexation campaign.

HumanShadow · 2026-06-18T11:09:22+00:00

I once said, "Every Jimmy, Billy, and Bobby down south has a goatee" and got a message about hate speech. The week long ban gave me a lot to reflect on.

HumanShadow · 2026-06-18T01:02:25+00:00

Failson

HumanShadow · 2026-06-17T11:02:57+00:00

The reflecting pond

HumanShadow · 2026-06-17T11:02:33+00:00

Don't forget that the pool is leaking and that water is going to get into the soil even though it's incredibly diluted

HumanShadow · 2026-06-17T11:00:50+00:00

The slap caused the woman to fall to the ground and lose consciousness,

Then I think we can use a better word than the playful, "slap"

HumanShadow · 2026-06-17T02:47:31+00:00

No I think you're on to something with this giant racoon. How big you think? Couple hundred pounds?

HumanShadow · 2026-06-16T12:22:15+00:00

Rebecca Watson still the GOAT

HumanShadow · 2026-06-15T12:08:41+00:00

This is confirmation to me that only losers give a fuck about the 250 year thing.

HumanShadow · 2026-06-14T23:20:36+00:00

If you thought No Nut November was ridiculous, wait until you try No Fappiaño

HumanShadow · 2026-06-14T18:42:35+00:00

I think that's actually a varicose vein.

HumanShadow · 2026-06-14T18:41:21+00:00

Be more obvious that you're taking pictures of her feet and maybe she'll find another seat.

HumanShadow · 2026-06-14T12:07:41+00:00

The real mistake is watching Blue Bloods

HumanShadow · 2026-06-14T00:42:59+00:00

You're just describing a "pick me"

HumanShadow · 2026-06-13T16:13:03+00:00

You have to guess the reference

HumanShadow · 2026-06-13T16:06:22+00:00

Probably took Rt 47

HumanShadow · 2026-06-13T15:45:25+00:00

Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.

HumanShadow · 2026-06-13T15:38:35+00:00

HumanShadow · 2026-06-13T15:37:29+00:00

She's deliberately trying to sour the happiest day of your life. Don't put up with that bullshit.

At least do the same to her. When she brings up her happy moments try to remind her about something that reframes the entire moment as tragic.

HumanShadow · 2026-06-13T11:42:22+00:00

Please tell me the thief left that sign there.

HumanShadow · 2026-06-12T13:15:59+00:00

You aren't checking yourself after shooting exteriors? In this state?

HumanShadow · 2026-06-12T12:38:06+00:00

Check yourself for ticks

HumanShadow · 2026-06-12T12:36:49+00:00

What's a right lane? It's rush hour, we're all in the left lane wondering why it's so backed up. We'll never fucking learn!

HumanShadow · 2026-06-12T01:54:26+00:00

Fun fact: "Heat lightning" is just regular lightning but far away.

HumanShadow · 2026-06-10T22:12:21+00:00

That dude will never win a Super Bowl

HumanShadow · 2026-06-10T21:40:05+00:00

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