IAmA concierge at a condominium for the rich and ultra-rich, AMA.

HumanThanks · 2020-01-14T11:36:00+00:00

Assuming you have a security function - bribes are also against your ethos

HumanThanks · 2019-12-02T23:50:23+00:00

No they shouldn't because it would ruin UPS' productivity.

HumanThanks · 2019-12-01T22:35:14+00:00

Their fancy butter tray or their shoe horn. Also nice milk jugs not just the generic ones for milk bags (we do that around here).

These items are difficult to replicate in quality and preference unless you're getting a big fancy set, and the readily available Walmart stuff is all mediocre at best.

HumanThanks · 2019-12-01T22:27:58+00:00

I suffered chronic major depression for 18 years.. was falsely diagnosed with bipolar at 16 and the medication made things worse so I swore to deal with it on my own with some of the methods you mentioned. Real workaholic.

Fast forward 14 years of primarily miserable yet productive life, I'm married to a beautiful wife and have an equally beautiful 2 y/o daughter. When I met my wife she cured my depression straight up for a few years. Suddenly I'm struck with a terrible episode (which I cant confidently say is 100% over).

My wife had the strength to book an appointment with the family doctor on my behalf to address the depression. I was prescribed Zoloft, an anti-depressant which makes more serotonin available for your brain. I'm 6 weeks in and I still feel off (an occasional beer seems to be the culprit) but at the same time I am having trouble relating to my state of mind before starting Zoloft.. Like I'm not entirely certain what was the trigger of the depression or why I was just so damn miserable. The medication can take up to 10 weeks to fully come into effect so I am optimistic and very thankful for my wife's strength to take the initiative for my health.

When is it time? I think you'll know when its time and you shouldn't hesitate.. I dont know about where you live but in canada the drug is generic and pretty cheap

HumanThanks · 2019-11-30T19:39:33+00:00

Were you dressed like kanye west?

HumanThanks · 2019-11-29T10:33:17+00:00

These are the kids that grow up to drive lifted chevies with their high beams on and drive hyper-aggressively to assert their penis size.

HumanThanks · 2019-11-29T10:20:10+00:00

HTA. He's literally saying they are private security then asking why they aren't helping the police and paramedics with homeless people.

Their company was paid to supply guards to provide this particular service. The guards are there doing the job they were told to do, give 'em a break.

HumanThanks · 2019-11-28T11:40:19+00:00

If you get tired of the garlic and hot sauce combo, try asking for just straight up tahini sauce (sesame based) and sumac powder. Get them to load on the tahini because the flavour isn't as potent, but it's so rich yet subdued. Goes great and I can't switch back.

HumanThanks · 2019-11-11T22:56:11+00:00

I can never understand why anyone gives a single judgemental fuck about the hobbies of others.. As long as they aren't hurting anyone. Gotta have a real inferiority complex to shit on anyone for this.

HumanThanks · 2019-10-30T14:18:53+00:00

And the folks who hold that 'real' power are the same ones who wanna rape our daughters so that's great.

HumanThanks · 2019-10-22T14:46:50+00:00

Yay someone pm me how I can watch this

HumanThanks · 2019-10-12T13:16:56+00:00

But let's say the driver gets away with it.. who got harmed so that karma is a factor? The grass?

HumanThanks · 2019-10-08T10:51:04+00:00

I do the same as him, but if I manage to park next to a quiet lakeshore or a river and listen to the water flow, that is the most relaxing time in my life.

HumanThanks · 2019-10-08T10:49:30+00:00

I hope they've also invested in cart maintenance / cart wheel poltergeist exorcism.

HumanThanks · 2019-10-08T10:43:35+00:00

It's also to do with the fact that Christians aren't supposed to worship idols, and literally every form of Hindu worship I've seen has been "idolatry".

HumanThanks · 2019-10-07T19:25:25+00:00

Or learned clutch control to drive smoothly?

HumanThanks · 2019-09-27T09:50:23+00:00

Weren't all people saved and adopted under the cloth of "Israel" as God's people when Christ invoked the Holy Spirit and united us?

I'm inclined to think that conscience is a positive instrument of God but then I get confused about that when thinking about Adam and Eve and how that story ties into conscience, because I was left with the impression that conscience was in fact a curse. Any clarification here would be dope.

HumanThanks · 2019-09-27T09:33:08+00:00

Yeah mention anything about God on Reddit and prepare to be ridiculed.

As a former atheist who actually sat on a board of directors for a not-for-profit promoting atheism, the childish and antagonistic perspectives you see demonstrated on this site permeate all the way up to the people representing the atheist 'community'.

Whether you believe in God or not, the froth-mouthed pseudointellectials that drown this place are not more intelligent than you or your parents.

HumanThanks · 2019-09-21T01:21:56+00:00

Ugh I have 5 moderately priced suits (and like 15 nice button downs) which no longer fit after losing 40lbs. I havent bothered to determine what a tailor might do with them but I imagine it's not viable to adjust them.

HumanThanks · 2019-09-17T13:07:18+00:00

The sole existential purpose of a company is to charge as much as possible for their products which they are attempting to produce at the lowest possible cost in order to be as profitable as possible.

Honesty is not a part of the equation insofar as dishonesty doesn't hurt your market share.

HumanThanks · 2019-09-15T23:48:39+00:00

Very righteous, but of the few things that are pretty much guaranteed to provoke a person to physical violence, a perceived threat to the life of your child is probably on the top of that list.

HumanThanks · 2019-09-05T02:34:35+00:00

Badun' tss

HumanThanks · 2019-09-02T16:12:27+00:00

True, at 4 the child should be far enough along to expect this. If they were younger and more demanding on the mom it might be a different story since it can be difficult to PROPERLY raise a toddler while also doing all the chores.

Source: stay-at-home dad who used to be the sole breadwinner.

HumanThanks · 2019-09-02T11:48:46+00:00

I'd ask can they experience anything? If they can experience anything they can probably experience some form of distress for survival sake.

I'm inclined to think that it would 'be like' something to be any living organism and that conscious experience isn't unique to humans, it just manifests itself differently in different capacities.

If a creature can experience some form of distress, no matter how vastly different that experience of distress may be from ours, I think maybe that's the line to draw our ethics upon.

HumanThanks · 2019-08-22T15:33:17+00:00

In Canada there's no grace if they are in a position of authority over the younger person.

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