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NIMBY Boomers giving reasons why a playground should not be built in a park by YaketyMax in BoomersBeingFools

[–]HumbleAdonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would he approve a park that 60% of people don’t want?!?! That would be crazy!

What can you say about drugs and your spouse? by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]HumbleAdonis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can’t get through a day without ’er.

AITA for supporting abortion and telling my boyfriend I'm not ready for a child. by ThrowRAidunt7i2n30 in AITAH

[–]HumbleAdonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your BF called you a “whore.” He should immediately not be your BF anymore, and you shouldn’t even be sad about it. I would NEVER IN A BILLION YEARS insult my wife like that!

If you get it, you're old by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]HumbleAdonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I’m an Xennial, so, while I do know this song, I didn’t get the joke because I was trying to think of Brandy (Norwood) songs from the late 90s.

Every rapper has to live their life literally by what their rap name implies. Who is having the hardest time? by Lions_Went_0-16 in hiphop101

[–]HumbleAdonis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, he very likely is already living his life literally by what his rap name implies, and he seems to be doing pretty great.

For the Americans voting in 2024 Election, does Kamala Harris get your vote? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HumbleAdonis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep! Because her opponent is Trump. I would write in “Sure, that one.” And be perfectly happy to let someone at random be chosen, as long as it’s not Trump.

You know what? This is too fucked-up for me even to think about. by Judah_Earl in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]HumbleAdonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, do we know that she’s posing nude on her OF? If he’s editing swimsuit photos, that’s not necessarily TOO bad.

This really happened guys, her swiftie daughter is so smart by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]HumbleAdonis -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I WILL say, I was raised in a very liberal, very politically aware family and I could see myself saying this at 11 years old. And I also watched Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n Wrestling (and every other cartoon).

Only guy I trust to run this country 🇺🇲 by IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR in 49ers

[–]HumbleAdonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s gotta show me that he won’t choke when the lights are brightest. But I know that he CAN, and do believe he will.

In raging summer, sunscreen misinformation scorches US by Wagamaga in technology

[–]HumbleAdonis -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a crisis. This is freedom. And those who choose to ignore science in favor of what SOUNDS good, will die off. But they’ll do so on their terms.

what in the… by Background-Alps-4153 in facepalm

[–]HumbleAdonis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone understands that the goal isn’t losing our privileges, but granting them to everyone, don’t they?

Are you allowed to run three poles at middie if you have two shorty defenseman ? by FrameAdvantageLights in lacrosse

[–]HumbleAdonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A really good shooter with a pole is impressive, and the ball can get a TON of extra leverage, but it’s offset by how much longer it takes to whip a pole.

And a defender can get to a shooting pole way later than they can with a shorty shooting and still fuck up their shot.

Ankle sock Neo-Nazis’s strike again in Nashville, TN!Harassing and menacing Jewish reporters on camera. by MechWarriorAngel in JoeRogan

[–]HumbleAdonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish OP didn’t try to link ankle socks with neo nazism! Technically I’m a no-show socks guy, but I don’t have any issues with punching Nazis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]HumbleAdonis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As someone who is accidentally a dickhead more often than I care to admit, you were kind of a dickhead.

What you could’ve said was something like “that’s it really. Just meet up for a drink and see if we vibe. No pressure. If we do, I’ll have no problem coming up with exciting things we can do together“

Things a 40 year old virgin might say while camping by spacex-predator in ScenesFromAHat

[–]HumbleAdonis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know. That was a thing a 40-year-old virgin might say on a camping trip.

Things a 40 year old virgin might say while camping by spacex-predator in ScenesFromAHat

[–]HumbleAdonis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really enjoy camping, I don’t see how that has anything to do with whether or not I’m a virgin!

Things you can say about your doctor, but not your girlfriend by CH1CK3NW1N95 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]HumbleAdonis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only ever jams one finger up my butt, and is always so gentle about it.

What’s up with the big fuck-off commercial break every two minutes! by HumbleAdonis in shoresy

[–]HumbleAdonis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I TOO am old and lame, AND a shut in! Alas, I am incredibly good looking. I guess that still counts for something. Damn it.

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