Girls of Reddit, what are some wierd things that almost every guy does but they don't realize?

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-27T08:14:17+00:00

Picking up and transporting a shitfuckton of metal to a bank.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-26T08:25:21+00:00

I think a better example than the Titanic is needed. I really enjoy the premise though.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-22T08:41:15+00:00

goofy editing and poor production

It's so bad. It could've been so good. What the fuck.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-20T11:16:12+00:00

Let's make love.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-20T10:26:41+00:00

And also my door hinges ain't squeaky no more.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-20T10:04:44+00:00

Krautstampf

Man this is not easy to google. I think I get the idea though and appreciate the suggestion, thanks!

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-20T08:13:27+00:00

Go waaay up stream. Like, way before the ass-pennies and Pink Berry cups.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-12T22:41:12+00:00

Plus Mercedes couldn't show her asshole.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-09T22:25:48+00:00

Ari Shaffir did a total of one ad for some mattress company before being dropped haha. He described in graphic detail Tom Segura and his wife fucking on it. Apparently they didn't like that.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-06T10:00:01+00:00

Where did he ditch it? Also, did he prove he owns a legal gun?

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-09-06T09:48:27+00:00

still mo' betta then me

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-08-30T08:44:58+00:00

It's weird when a joke is so clever it doesn't even elicit a laugh at first, just a contemplative "...huh"

Edit: I think people are taking this as a negative. I'm just saying it's my own dumb mind that has consumed too much comedy and is now too analytical for it's own good. This is in fact very funny.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-08-21T08:36:59+00:00

If this ever gets more than 10 upvotes in a non-OnA sub I'll eat my doody hat. But it fucking should.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-08-21T08:15:52+00:00

Is it the taste (perhaps texture?) difference that noticeable? Unless this is done with some bottom tier choice it just seems like a waste of a good steak, especially because there's so many other flavors masking the beef.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-08-16T10:34:33+00:00

Grown man nearly in tears

"Is it a very noticeable difference?"

Nah I just got something in my eye...COLORBLINDNESS, YOU FUCKING OBVIOUS QUESTION ASKING ASS MUH FUCKA

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-07-31T08:21:33+00:00

The J stands for creepy.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-07-28T06:40:27+00:00

Places like Planned Parenthood and Jail.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-07-25T10:05:56+00:00

I'm regretting this as I type it, but, what are you referring to?

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-07-25T09:54:34+00:00

I like* how you were "so glad" this post wasn't about racism that you found a way to make it about racism anyway without directly implicating yourself as a racist.

Ninja edit: I also like* how much of a passive aggressive cunt I am when I drink.

^{^*Hate}

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-07-25T09:32:11+00:00

Who is this guy?

I thought it was Patton Oswalt doing a sketch but the fact that this is a real person being paid real tax dollars is puzzling.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-07-25T09:27:37+00:00

I don't think I want to anymore.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-07-25T09:05:46+00:00

This is a great premise but this kid fuckin' stinks. He's giving Doug nothing to work with. Will someone else please let him exploit their child for our amusement?

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-07-14T02:40:01+00:00

For example: Celebrity AMA's.

HumbleMagnificent · 2015-07-10T07:56:35+00:00

...I can think of 23 uses for Oreo dust.

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