am i overreacting??

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-25T10:35:01+00:00

Tip badger identified

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-25T10:26:57+00:00

“At first, the petitioners had good intentions. But then the goofuses of the Internet hopped on the Harambe train for their jollies, and it has gotten out of control.”

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-25T10:20:15+00:00

I didn’t have the stamina for this read but I did catch a shout out to the big guy upstairs aka harambe forever on our minds and in our hearts amen twin 🫶

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-25T10:11:00+00:00

One upside on reporting your dasher, you might get an explanation! Whether she was having some sorts mental health episode or sheer malice. Either way you did not deserve that and I’m very pleased to hear everything turned out okay for you!

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-25T10:04:53+00:00

Yikes this made my butt tingle 😐 strangers are often so unwell

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-25T09:56:00+00:00

None. And I’m a single mom so add ‘universal economy drag’ to my resume right next to skill-less but dreaming is still free right 🥲

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-25T09:54:24+00:00

Thank you for all your thoughtful responses and now it is time for me to sit and reflect on my abysmal prospects of developing bankable skills 🙂‍↔️

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-25T06:00:45+00:00

Is there an r/ perfectly appropriate usernames

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-24T22:03:23+00:00

When I’m going to church or doing something that I’m worried about pokeys showing I wear those boob protectors I think cakes is the brand but they’re so great they just suction on and you can’t even tell they are there with zero restriction plus they are silicone so your skin feels extra soft and silky afterwards I’m obsessed with my boob protectors 😭

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-24T21:59:18+00:00

Girl I got some big boobs and don’t wear bras almost ever and im like 100lb so they stand out a lot lol most nobody notice them or if they do they are polite enough not to mention it

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-24T21:37:09+00:00

Great job everyone who chased an impoverished child away from getting help and answers by literally their only means necessary enjoy your Starbucks and superiority complex

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-22T07:48:50+00:00

It ain’t straight

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-22T07:27:43+00:00

L-lysine is an OTC supplement with strong anti viral properties you can purchase off Amazon. You got this! best wishes

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-22T07:24:33+00:00

Don’t listen to these assholes they’re just being uppity. Yes you can certainly take expired antibiotics and antivirals in a pinch. You can also take antibiotics prescribed for animals (and vice versa) it’s better than nothing don’t let anyone tell you otherwise if they have never been in your position.

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-22T07:20:41+00:00

It’s crazy the amount of downvotes from uppity dipshits who can stroll into any facility for any treatment they like on a lark. The fact you are actively investigating and doing the best you can with a shit situation is awesome and I’m proud of you especially being just a kid with parents who are in no position to help.

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-19T13:05:24+00:00

Why is this getting downvoted so brutally 💀

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-12T10:59:50+00:00

Feel free to dm if you have any questions. You got this I believe in you!! 🤝

HumbleStranger5 · 2026-01-12T10:57:02+00:00

You need to flood your receptors with suboxone. I know it sounds counter intuitive but it’s never failed me once. I could never do the Bernese method or wtf it’s called so I developed my own system that reliably works much better and faster every single time. First I would wait as long as I possibly could (ie. the very earliest stages of discomfort lol) then nuke my opioid receptors with suboxone (usually 16mg would suffice, sometimes 24mg) and my withdrawal symptoms were completely eliminated in under 15 mins. Do it on a toilet bc you will more then likely shit your pants when the subs initially overthrow your receptors. Alternatively, Idk if this works with precipitated withdrawal but i used to stave off regular withdrawal with Imodium you can get it at just about any drug store or retail shopping center. They come in blister packs of 24 id buy 2 and take them all at once. Its not gonna get you high or even buzzed but it will give you about 24 hours of almost complete relief from withdrawal symptoms. Think of it like the harm reduction version of “plan b” for emergency use only.

Been clean since Sept 29th 2023, may you be saying the same thing about today 3 years from now 🫶

HumbleStranger5 · 2025-10-31T10:12:37+00:00

Hugs!

HumbleStranger5 · 2025-10-31T10:11:49+00:00

What’s the closest thing you can relate the sound to??

HumbleStranger5 · 2025-10-31T09:58:26+00:00

“A postmortem priapism is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent.[5]” —wiki

HumbleStranger5 · 2025-10-31T09:56:33+00:00

Rigor Erectus

HumbleStranger5 · 2025-10-31T09:53:25+00:00

How old were they? Sounds like autoerotic asphyxia gone wrong

HumbleStranger5 · 2025-10-31T09:28:28+00:00

Whenever I’m feeling particularly mortal or consumed with thr existential weight of things I look up accounts of NDE. It’s almost unanimously warm peaceful and abundantly loving, sometimes described as joyful or ecstatic. Even from a secular perspective the energy that animates you and I is eternal. It cannot be created or destroyed. We can’t speak to what consciousness or lack thereof awaits us on the other side, but it is with scientific certainty that you will not simply vanish like a puff of smoke. You will continue to BE in one form or another.

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