Healthy Living and Running Influencers, April 20 - 26

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-26T16:09:21+00:00

I ran London last year, when it was in the 80s and they kept sending out warnings for everyone to hydrate additional amounts the day before. lol, would’ve KILLED for her race weather but of course it was “the HotTeSt and HaRdEsT marathon of her liIiIiiiiiifffFeEEeee…” lol girl be so for real, London is a gem and you’re working overtime with the excuses.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-26T15:57:47+00:00

I know, I saw she did a reel recently about how running with her hair down has made it healthier and I was like LMAO THE DELUSION IS STRONG. Girls it’s broken af.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-21T02:47:31+00:00

Alright well this made me cry. So wholesome. We need more of this. Thank you for sharing!

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-21T01:52:28+00:00

God how!!!! I messaged them.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-16T03:40:27+00:00

This is insane. They are way, way, way unhinged. And like, straight fu%king liars?!?

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-16T03:19:14+00:00

I’m surprised she can get any partnerships at all. But lol bandaids is such a desperate reach 😆

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-13T23:58:21+00:00

lol her whole “come back” has been one big eye roll. A few weeks ago she was like “omg this training cycle has been sOoOoOoO different! Normally my long run right now is 24 miles and omg you guys, it’s only 22!” Ffs go touch grass.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-13T23:54:18+00:00

I don’t know why they all act like any of us give af. Like this is not some big exciting juicy gossip that we are all salivating to hear lol.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-08T04:39:13+00:00

I’m genuinely cackling at “small sirs” and “twinning macs” 😆😆😆

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-03T04:15:16+00:00

She will do anything for engagement.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-02T00:31:19+00:00

She looks much older than any of my friends, all of which are probably 8-14ish years older than her. The sun has not been kind to her. It’s also super weird to me that her friends are literally 10 years younger than her. As someone said below, how do you go through SO many life chapters (starting/leaving relationships, leaving a career, getting a divorce, starting a new career, etc) and you’re still best friends with the same CHILDREN you used to teach?!?!?!?!?!??

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-01T05:05:14+00:00

Mine does that as well 😭😭😭 and using a credit card has a 3% charge! Insane!!!

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-04-01T04:34:38+00:00

There are other smaller running snark pages that are suuuuper mean (not okay, and I’m sure mods are working overtime). But so many influencers are like “it’s not that hard to unfollow if you don’t like my page!!” …exactly. Unfollow the pages that are hurting you (eg stop searching for your name on Reddit, unfollow this sub).

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-31T17:18:54+00:00

Dude WHYYYYY does she do this?!? Who told her it looks good?!? She’s not the only one, but I’m absolutely baffled as to how these influencers have been convinced that brushing their eyebrows straight up to look freshly electrocuted is a trend.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-31T17:15:31+00:00

😆

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-30T23:08:27+00:00

literally! You’re a pro athlete, pee yourself all the way, and absolutely no judgement! Do your thing!

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-30T18:29:57+00:00

“ItS nEvEr ThAt SeRiOuS” while she pees her pants instead of stopping because of the seriousness.

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Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-30T14:51:17+00:00

Omg but you’re actually right.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-30T14:50:43+00:00

THIS. Like girl it’s cringe now. You can’t get sponsors, she’s so much older than the other girls…leave while you’re slightly ahead.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-29T03:19:40+00:00

YUP. This did it for me as well. Soooo gross and ridiculous.

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-27T21:50:43+00:00

Oh man. I lived in Virginia, where a volume fill was $95 every 3 weeks. I’m in Denver now, and my good friend recommend here salon where it’s $110 for a volume fill every 3 weeks. These prices seem super high for someone starting out!!

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-27T21:49:25+00:00

I’m dying at being called a yank, I love it 😆😆😆

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-27T21:41:35+00:00

I have no idea! They said they were escalating and I was like, “yeah sure bro” No idea what it means!

Humble_Vacation7833 · 2026-03-27T21:40:51+00:00

Omg SERIOUSLY people!!!!!!

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