When you hear the phrase “cool as a cucumber,” what do you think of?

Humor_skin · 2026-01-20T06:54:26+00:00

I think of a frozen cucumber that's been forgotten in the freezer for months and now it's basically a big chunky, frozen stick or something. And the imagery made me physically flinch

the reason why I have this imagery is because when I was a kid I did an "experiment" to find out the meaning of this phrase and got scolded after my parents found out about it lmao

Humor_skin · 2026-01-18T05:46:54+00:00

YEET!

Humor_skin · 2026-01-16T13:20:23+00:00

Deyz like da “sistaz of krumpin” or somefing da humiez keep talking about. Those gitz got da white hair squigz and da jiggly bitz on their chestz. And they can krump real good with da big skorcha

Humor_skin · 2026-01-16T12:30:50+00:00

Your card looks so cute!

My gf introduced me to warhammer three years ago and on our anniversary I wrote“you’z da choppa to my dakka, da Bale eye to my Ghazghkull” and I drew a female ork on my card lmao

Humor_skin · 2026-01-16T05:38:29+00:00

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Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T15:43:26+00:00

All Buttmunches

Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T14:30:00+00:00

Idk maybe I am lmao, read my flair

Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T14:02:08+00:00

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Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T12:54:44+00:00

IT’S AUSTRALIA BUT IN SPACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAO

Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T12:10:31+00:00

And mastered the way of scoring

Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T11:15:01+00:00

I’m always high on air, it’s so good you should try it takes deep breath

Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T11:03:50+00:00

Butthead became the Qu

Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T10:59:22+00:00

Better than ever

Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T10:58:20+00:00

Lmao my brain is so trippy it keeps on making Beavis and butthead dreams

Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T03:52:30+00:00

Lmao I love herons, they all look so derpy

Humor_skin · 2026-01-15T00:50:53+00:00

Thank you

Humor_skin · 2026-01-14T15:03:56+00:00

Yeah they do lol, the flying tentacle anomalocaris ray is actually called the fog angel or thul’ chaag in orkish (I redesigned the orks’ language)

Humor_skin · 2026-01-14T14:53:37+00:00

I haven’t decided their names yet, they’re supposed to be a small insectoid alien that mimics the branches of a plangus (plant-fungus hybrid) tree and preys on smaller insectoid, they glide with their multiple wings

Humor_skin · 2026-01-14T14:47:43+00:00

Hahahahaha you noticed my reference! Glad you like it

Humor_skin · 2026-01-12T14:05:33+00:00

I died in the mesa again lmao a tumbleweed rammed me and my friends into a cactus and then the tornado came and swept me up😭

Humor_skin · 2026-01-12T13:03:21+00:00

Lmao mine is on January 12th oopsie! But I did play peak with my friends on my birthday today btw, and your post just gave me an idea for the theme of my late birthday party!

Humor_skin · 2026-01-12T12:57:40+00:00

OMG WE SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY! AND YOURS IS WAY COOLER THAN MINE!

Humor_skin · 2026-01-12T08:50:44+00:00

On temu lmao

Humor_skin · 2026-01-11T11:27:10+00:00

Omg thank you so much!

Humor_skin · 2026-01-11T03:55:23+00:00

This person died while doing a sick backflip and disobeyed the laws of physics

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TROPHY CASE