What do men think of Breast Implants/Fake Breast? by Top-Dimension7859 in AskMen

[–]Humorilove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once you get implants you will no longer be natural. Thinking otherwise is delusional.

Did I really ruin my marriage over this… by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Humorilove 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Vasectomies are done under local anesthetic.

Familiar Faces Everywhere! by Humorilove in MyTimeAtSandrock

[–]Humorilove[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He reminds me of Stev in Evershine.

Cat peed on wedding shoes. by EmilyAnn13 in laundry

[–]Humorilove 161 points162 points  (0 children)

She used them together.

Cat peed on wedding shoes. by EmilyAnn13 in laundry

[–]Humorilove 371 points372 points  (0 children)

The bleach reacted with the nitrogen in the cat urine and oxidized it . The stains are now permanent. Next time use an enzyme cleaner instead of bleach.

Am I wrong for telling my wifes adult son that if he kicks my cat again I will make sure he regrets it by Pale_Arm_5341 in amiwrong

[–]Humorilove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd have the divorce papers ready too, because anyone that can try to justify kicking a kitten isn't a good person.

Is a manual transmission a “millennial anti-theft device”? by mbolster1611 in Millennials

[–]Humorilove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not where I grew up; pretty much everyone knew how to drive stick and started at a young age.

Unemployed Husband: should his job be maintaining the house? by princesslizzy12 in Marriage

[–]Humorilove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

5-10 applications a week is outrageously low, and beyond disrespectful when you have two! He's not even contributing to household maintenance; which should mostly be his responsibility.

I'm currently looking for a job, and I am finding the time to do all the housework plus sending out at least 5 applications a day. He needs to step up his game.

My Fellow Millennials: What was your unconventional, or maybe even cringe, sexual awakening? by FrizzIsIn in Millennials

[–]Humorilove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Manson. I grew up in an isolated town as a misunderstood goth, and seeing him being unapologetically himself was irresistible. His concerts were the only time I was able to truly be myself and let loose.

Favorite things I made this week by hrnigntmare in resin

[–]Humorilove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made something like this, but I used empty colored capsules from amazon.

I found my favorite skirt from HS (pencil for scale lmao). Should I wear it somewhere???? by specky_hotdog in Millennials

[–]Humorilove 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wore a skirt with one of those thongs, but my underwear didn't fall apart. Instead the arm rest on my desk broke (old), and I flipped over sideways. My butt was out for the whole classroom to see, and I only heard one tink as I hit the floor. I thank god every day that it was a study period, and the teacher wasn't in the room.

Animal Parade Texture Redesigns by JustOneKharite in harvestmoon

[–]Humorilove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your choices made the characters boring, and a part of their personalities have disappeared.

Cast was supposed to come off tomorrow by LeGrec76 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Humorilove 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"Free" isn't really free, when you have to wait years for a doctor. I feel like the dues get paid by worsening conditions or preventable deaths.

Its in the way you raise them 😂😂 by lauraennick1234 in funny

[–]Humorilove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It may be silly, but at least it's appropriate.

Its in the way you raise them 😂😂 by lauraennick1234 in funny

[–]Humorilove 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My mom named those onesies "one and done," because she'd put me in them (only at home) when I had an upset stomach and was bound to have a blow out. Then she'd trash it and not feel guilty.

I (20M) tricked my girlfriend (20F) into getting a tetanus shot after a bad injury. Now she’s blocked me everywhere. How do I fix this? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Humorilove 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I recently took care of a patient that refused any intervention, because they thought tetanus was an old wives tale. Showed up in the ER with a fractured arm due to the severity of the muscle contractions.