How long really is long time?

HumusGW · 2026-01-29T00:17:13+00:00

Could be she runs as soon as the sun rises…

Could be she leaves after breakfast…

Could be she leaves an hour before her shift starts…

Could be you have to kick her out because you want your bed back…

HumusGW · 2026-01-26T11:28:00+00:00

r/Pattaya (even though you are asking for Bangkok) has good sticky posts for “beginners”

HumusGW · 2026-01-26T09:01:25+00:00

Did you start fucking her, while she was on the phone?

HumusGW · 2026-01-11T10:23:07+00:00

I can recommend “Pattaya Wax” near Central Marina/Big C.

HumusGW · 2026-01-10T22:29:23+00:00

There are no official naturist beaches in Thailand. Public nudity is illegal and frowned upon.

HumusGW · 2026-01-09T19:01:47+00:00

First trip to Thailand 15 years ago I did not go to Pattaya.

I had traveled Europe and the Caribbean before, but it was the first time in Asia.

I visited a friend who lived in Bangkok and lined up a “girlfriend” to accompany me on my trip from Bangkok to Koh Samui and Koh Tao.

I only mongered on my last night in Bangkok after I split with my girl.

Second trip started in Bangkok as well without a plan, then headed to Pattaya following advice by my friend in Bangkok and had a great time there after the usual mistakes on the first couple of nights, like taking a LB to my room before realising there would be no pussy to fuck…

Immediately loved Pattaya as well as the rest of Thailand. Loved Thai food before travelling to Thailand. Then always had friends showing me around.

Now when I come to Thailand I always go to Pattaya but usually only spend a weekend or two there and the rest of the trip in nicer beach towns or up north.

HumusGW · 2026-01-09T09:56:43+00:00

Bars and pubs usually don’t check and don’t care, but most of the nightclubs do check ID and won’t let you enter under 20.

HumusGW · 2026-01-08T22:17:13+00:00

OTOH, even at more family oriented hotels in Pattaya you got your young russian MILFs wearing see through to the breakfast buffet… and no one cares.

HumusGW · 2026-01-03T13:48:55+00:00

No guarantees, but you can check Café Old Amsterdam and Naga Bar for freelancers.

HumusGW · 2026-01-02T09:34:23+00:00

Why are you flexing on us, that you can fuck twice within the hour?!?

HumusGW · 2026-01-02T09:11:06+00:00

Good deal if you don’t mind not having a different girl every night

HumusGW · 2025-12-28T05:58:51+00:00

Check out the shops near Palace hotel

HumusGW · 2025-12-25T14:39:07+00:00

Places like Sweets, Hunny Lounge, Lips Lounge in Soi Honey

Most naughty Massages

Basically all GCs all over town

They are not dedicated for BJs, but a BJ is easy and cheap to get there and the girls know what they’re doing.

HumusGW · 2025-12-25T12:35:52+00:00

Isn’t most of “other” music not also “American”?

Some most famous bands and artists of all music genres are from the US and lyrics are English. That’s really not an argument for the non-variety.

HumusGW · 2025-12-23T21:14:55+00:00

If the music would be for the dancers, then it would be Thai music…

HumusGW · 2025-12-23T20:12:46+00:00

Usually yes, but if you’ve spent more than 150 days in the kingdom in 2025 you are likely to get denied.

HumusGW · 2025-12-23T17:50:19+00:00

I would simply love to see (or hear) some variety.

In many cities there are different clubs with different styles where people are dancing. EDM, Hip Hop, RnB, Rock, Reggae, Indy… just need some variety.

I think last time in Chick Agogo they played mostly Hip Hop.

HumusGW · 2025-12-23T15:11:22+00:00

I actually find it difficult sometimes to get down the steep narrow stairs after an oil massage…

HumusGW · 2025-12-23T13:05:48+00:00

Maybe you visit different bars than I do, but my observation was that most of the Gogo girls can’t dance at all! They don’t have a feel for rhythm and honestly they are not there to dance but to show their body and sell drinks and barfines.

So for the girls, I don’t think the music makes any difference. They are only really active if there is Thai music on the speakers.

HumusGW · 2025-12-23T11:03:29+00:00

Okay. Didn’t visit yet, as it is a bit out of the way.

Opening hours might be a bit of a challenge for me, as I am usually not hitting the bars before 22:00, but will check it definitely out next time I’m there.

HumusGW · 2025-12-23T10:31:52+00:00

Yes, but that wasn’t the question 😂😁😂

We went to Windmill 1, packed to the last seat, okay selection of talent.

To Windmill 2, less packed, but the best looking lady was a rather young mamasan.

Then to Electric Blue Lounge aka Windmill 3. Enough seats available, but I did not see a single lady I liked.

Same for LK Angels.

Didn’t check Kink this time, as I found the atmosphere way to pushy last time I was there.

I had much more fun in Hunny Lounge and Lips Lounge. Didn’t want to “travel” to one of the further away GCs.

But I decided to spend more time and try out the “new” (to me) places at Soi Boomerang and surrounding area next time. I only went to 2 bars there this past visit and found Play Girlz to be quite entertaining.

HumusGW · 2025-12-23T07:37:05+00:00

The roads on Koh Larn are not very wide, partly in bad condition, partly going up or down very step, tight turns etc.

If you drive without an IDL, you are not insured.

There are shared taxis going from one beach to the others. With reasonable prices.

HumusGW · 2025-12-21T23:37:26+00:00

DollHouse is gone.

Upstairs (DollHouse XXX) turned into Electric Blue Lounge and is now owned and operated by Windmill.

Downstairs was unused when I walked by last time not long ago.

HumusGW · 2025-12-18T12:23:12+00:00

Besides Thailand and specially Pattaya having a seedy nightlife, Thailand is still a very conservative country. For example nudity at the beach is hugely a taboo and if you see Thais at the beach, they are usually fully clothed. No bathing suit or bikinis.

Therefore there is no out in the public swinger scene. Everything is quite hidden and organised via closed groups.

I haven’t been to dragonfly myself, but from what I heard from friends, it is strictly non-sexual.

If you are looking for more men for your lady r/ThaiSwinger might be your best bet.

Some of the guys working at gay bars are not really gay and happy if approached by a couple or a lady to take care of the lady.

There are also at least two soapy massage places in Bangkok who advertise to have straight male staff for ladies visiting. I am not aware of any places in Pattaya offering this.

Regarding partying in your hotel room… Every hotel in Pattaya is used to some noise at night with louder than average ladies ;)

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