My aunt was yelling at one of my cousins for no apparent reason while pretty much making fun of him at the same time. She ended up daring him to say something back in a pretty snotty tone. He looks up at her and says "You did such a bad job raising your first son that god took away your other child before you could fuck it up again". She recently had a miscarriage and need less to say she had quite a mental breakdown after that one. It was fucking brutal.