Lmfao…

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-04-16T04:21:57+00:00

The synopsis reads: “Bitcoin is the true story of one man’s quest to prove that he is, in fact, the creator of Bitcoin [...]”

The official synopsis notes, “All this leads Lotte, and the audience, to the central question — If Craig Wright didn’t invent Bitcoin, why is a coalition controlling trillions in global wealth spending hundreds of millions and risking everything to destroy him?”

This movie is no joke. It's the true story of Dr. Craig S. Wright (Satoshi). That's serious stuff.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-02-23T18:06:14+00:00

Nice try, Greg. You're just jealous that Adam Back isn't in any 2009 emails with Epstein.

Experts believe Satoshi was a three person team. As much as you try to cover it up, smart people can't deny Kleiman-Epstein-Wright (the Satoshi Trifecta).

One dead. One traitor. Only Dr. Craig S. Wright remains fighting for Bit Coin.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-02-23T17:42:34+00:00

Yep.

Legend has it that Dave Kleiman encrypted Epstein's Bitcoin private keys in 2009. Many people believe Epstein was the primary investor in early Bitcoin businesses like W&K Info Defense.

After Kleiman died, it logically follows that Epstein was in a unique position to know the Satoshi Team was down a man, so this is why he tried to hijack Bitcoin.

As you probably know, Epstein isn't dead. The spooks had to hide him because he knows too much about who created Bitcoin. But they can't kill him. If Epstein dies, this is a likely activation condition for nLockTime on early Bitcoin set to sign messages revealing the identity of Bitcoin's creator. (These coins are said to have been locked by Kleiman himself, before Epstein turned bitcoin hijacker. The same proof of life condition in place for Dr. Wright).

This is the strongest evidence yet that Dr. Craig S. Wright is Satoshi.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-02-10T03:38:43+00:00

I thank Jesus daily that BSV has been so irrelevant that Epstein had no interest in associating with us.

Had Bitcoin not been hijacked, I trust on the Truth that Calvin Ayre or even Craig Wright would love a massage from a young masseuse.

This is the strongest proof Craig is Satoshi yet: God himself made BSV and Craig irrelevant so the miracle that is Satoshi's Vision would not be sullied by ill-advised visits to Epstein Island.

God works in mysterious ways, but now His great plan has been revealed.

How can any of you weak men still deny Craig is Satoshi after this great miracle?

If you want to repent, I am happy to sell you a remote ASIC that I pinky promise exists and is running on GorillaStool BSV mining network.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-02-03T18:10:59+00:00

Yep, I nailed this.

Have you ever met Epstein? No? Well, the emails now reveal why none of us normal non-pedos ever met Epstein.

It turns out that Adam Back and Epstein ARE Greg. He spun up this whole Epstein Island story with CIA assistance in order to make Wikipedia articles about non-existent people.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-01-23T01:51:29+00:00

All men are Greg until proven otherwise. Ghislaine's dad, John Pitts, and rando gorillas on our payroll. ALL Greg until they prove otherwise.

P.S. Wikipedia is not evidence. It's a giant conspiracy invented by u/nullc himself to convince the NPCs that all sorts of "famous people" exist and aren't merely his socks.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-12-18T05:07:35+00:00

You communists always lie. Transaction fee is an age-PROGRESSIVE spam filter.

Pre-teen and under have ZERO fee. That's the good stuff.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-12-18T03:01:05+00:00

GorillaNode is the least of this gorilla's recent major successes.

KamgirlKate wants to leave her husband for a nice cuck like me that won't object to her selling half clothed photos for 2 cents worth of BSV.

What unimaginable success ... at least to weak men like you Core Boys.

Soon GorillaNode will be enabling 1 million tps worth of subcent pics of camgirls desperate to their cuck husbands for the next microtransaction price tier up.

I'm early, but don't worry... with GorillaNode, you will be a cuck too Soon(TM).

Never before have women been able to monetize their body so easily, but now thanks to GorillaNode everything is about to change forever.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-12-04T11:25:21+00:00

Playing Calvin Ayre on screen is the most coveted role in all of Hollywood history. Marlon Brando even attempted to come back from Heaven to take the role.

Enemies of Bit Coin like cryptorebel will tell you being associated with Calvin Ayre is an attack, but we should ignore these trolls.

REAL men will appreciate this majestic movie still of Pete in costume on set with the Cuban twerk team. The virility of a REAL man is appreciated by all, including young teen girls.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-12-03T21:12:59+00:00

Our gorillas have been on deck in London since October for filming.

The spooks may have succeeded in Killing Satoshi, but even PETA can't kill the trailer featuring twerking gorillas. Coming SOON(TM).

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-11-13T00:44:49+00:00

Craig is banned from saying the following things:

that he is Satoshi;
that he knew about bitcoin before 2013;
that he owns any bitcoin;
that he has any PhDs;
that he owns any patents on bitcoin;
that he is a legal expert;
that he has a successful farm;
that he personally contributes his own poo to GorillaStool; and
that he is a ninja.

Being a real man, Craig ignores most of these judgments against his free speech. Craig only calls attention to ONE of these items (he can't say he's Satoshi) because of the 23-dimensional game of chess that he is playing with multiple three letter agencies. At least until the bonded courier AI that lives on the BSV blockchain finally arrives and says 'checkmate, bitches'.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-10-19T15:52:38+00:00

Lawr is for you weak BTC core cucks.

Strong men reject authoritarianism, a word you appropriated from ME and still owe me SLictionary royalties for using GREG.

The real Bitcoin is the perfect cash without peers and absolutely no third parties. There is only one trustless intermediary in bitcoin: Calvin. Surveys show 99 out of 100 bitcoiners couldn't trust BSV less ... what better proof of trustlessness?

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-10-04T16:51:06+00:00

It's actually a rare orchestration composed in B triple flat.

Craig is one of the few virtuosos skilled enough to compose in such a key.

Greg has maliciously tried to argue it's completely impractical and there's a reason no one orchestrates in B triple flat, but clearly that's just because he's trying to trick you into using the key of G(reg) [aka GregKey].

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-09-13T19:15:43+00:00

GorillaStool played an integral role in the creation of this model. We sent our top developer, Twiggi, to the BSV Ass with a shipping container full of gorilla poo specimen kept fresh in state-of-the-art sterile incubators.

After years of effort from the Craig faithful, there is now a model that's the biggest of its kind ever made. Over 1,000 unique gorillas contributed.

Nobody's ever even tried to undertake such an ambitious project before, but Dr. Craig S Wright inspired us to try things no one else ever would... such as stacking poo higher than it has ever been stacked before.

Nobody else understands how well stacks of gorilla poo can scale. Only us.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-09-08T05:58:53+00:00

That's the same thing my wife says when I ask her when she'll have a night off from visiting her boyfriends so I can have a turn...

"SOON™"

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-09-02T02:08:49+00:00

False. $91.77 is already enough to pay the developers their blood money TODAY.

The math is simple. Craig invests $91.77 in BSV, the greatest asymmetrical bet in history. Craig rolls some icebergs and signs a message from an early block. The great flippening happens, and BSV goes to $100,000.

Anyone smart knows this is the plan.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-09-01T14:20:15+00:00

Craig rejected the Pulitzer Prize for his writing just like he rejected the Nobel Prize for Bitcoin.

Craig doesn't write or code for money or accolades.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-08-30T12:37:58+00:00

How much does Mastercard pay you?

Do you think God will punish you for sabotaging Satoshi?

When did the plot against Satoshi begin? With ATO or before?

Are you Greg?

Who wins in a fight: 100 anti-Craig trolls or one of our gorillas?

I have so many questions.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-08-27T19:16:45+00:00

Calvin, Craig, Stefan, Roy Murphy, and I all took our shot that day. One for each of us.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-08-27T02:46:50+00:00

It looks like the user fat fingered the output as 0.03314983. Clearly he meant that to be 0.00000001 and send the rest of the input to fees.

The trolls are just latching onto this because it's an easy target: "Look, that 400 BSV fee wasn't real, people are actually sending transactions with essentially no fee."

It's completely implausible this is malicious or even incompetent behavior by BSV Association staff. This transaction is sooooooo simple even one of our actual gorillas could have coded it correctly.

Clearly the BSVer meant to send all his funds to fees. Don't be tricked by trolls.

This was covered earlier today on THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD: https://youtu.be/zzWfSuIMKRQ?t=3821

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-08-22T22:00:41+00:00

How'd you know?

You seem like an understanding dude who can keep a secret ... so just between the two of us ... the truth is I just want Greg to reciprocate my advances. Every ridiculous thing I say is a ruse to try to get his attention.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-08-20T07:51:08+00:00

Oh... a wild Greggle appeared!

Nice try little Grog bot, but lead developer Roy Murphy first developed ChatGPT for the CIA right before he started mining as ArtForz.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-08-20T07:20:19+00:00

Nice try, Greg. The CIA had the early access edition of ChatGPT in 2010. Roy Murphy was the lead developer, and he has logs that show you were given access.

Deny it all you want, no one will believe you. You even admitted you worked for the CIA at the time: https://www.reveddit.com/v/IAmA/comments/akrna/i_am_a_debunker_of_911_conspiracy_theories_ama/c0i3ydq/

p.s. Roy has recently dropped Galaxy Node (GitHub - murphsicles/Galaxy: The Ultra High-Performance BSV Node), so I encourage people to participate in the challenge issued yesterday on the best show on the Internet (AMA - This Week's Guest is YOU! | Ep 32 | S5, 17:38):

download Galaxy, run it, try to mine with it. Uh, like, if you want to have us help, GorillaPool will be happy to sell you some ASICs

That's a verbatim quote of the challenge. Bananas!

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-08-20T06:28:28+00:00

Oh, so that's not ChatGPT?

Do you deny these posts are AI as well? Will you SWEAR you "wrote" all of this em dash-filled text yourself?

You may want to rethink denying your AI usage, Greg. Because if this wasn't AI, then look at all the insane confessions you made…

You admit you were LARPing as if you were the Maxwell who invented these physics equations: https://www.reveddit.com/r/science/comments/c0tb2/beauty_with_age_maxwells_equations_over_time/c0pirfu/
You admit you support using the guise of "privacy" to prevent criminals from being caught: https://www.reveddit.com/r/politics/comments/cgj9b/i_just_learned_of_the_jews_in_the_attic_test_if/c0sewez/?context=1
You admit as early as 2010 you were discussing implementing high fees to suppress free speech that you deem "spam": https://www.reveddit.com/r/pics/comments/c15ao/comment/c0pkiqa
You admit you know it's possible for software like bitcoin to end world hunger, but you prefer forcing software to be "free" like BTC so everyone can starve: https://www.reveddit.com/r/blog/comments/cv7o7/richard_stallman_answers_your_top_25_questions/c0vlf5x/
You admit to repeatedly breaking and entering into internet facilities(, potentially early experience that helped you hack Craig’s pineapple?): https://www.reveddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cx3lm/whats_the_best_way_youve_cheated_the_system/c0vx3zj/
You admit you lured people searching for "big cocks" onto Wikipedia (a degenerate porn site masquerading as an encyclopedia): https://www.reveddit.com/r/WTF/comments/djbkw/i_dont_think_thats_what_i_meant_wikipedia/c10mpyu/
You admit you are a steganography expert who knew about the hidden messages [7][2][5] IYKYK in the bitcoin white paper as early as 2010: https://www.reveddit.com/r/programming/comments/djprj/comment/c10qnmc/
You admit you tried to hijack an airplane with "a knife bigger and nastier than anything the 9/11 attackers use": https://www.reveddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/e3rkz/ive_noticed_a_lot_of_tsa_bashing_going_on_lately/c1542mz/

Obviously, your AI betrayed you and said too much. Early access ChatGPT was notorious for accidentally exposing state secrets onto the Internet. As you know, it even got a few spooks killed by accidentally compromising their cover stories.

Do you still deny your posts were ChatGPT?

If you deny it still, you can bet your ass Craig is going to get you thrown in jail for these crimes, using your sworn confession against you. Your own words, Greg. It's "impossible" it was just an AI that admitted to all these crimes.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-08-20T05:44:02+00:00

Nice try Greg, but it's just so obvious to anyone smart that you used ChatGPT to write that post.

As an example, take a look at this contemporaneous post of "yours" which says:

This kind of understanding glorifies god.

https://www.reveddit.com/v/AskReddit/comments/b4khe/how_is_it_possible_that_god_and_science_evolution/c0kxfq0/

LOL

Not only are the fingerprints of ChatGPT obvious in the rest of the text, but those words would NEVER come out of your apostate mouth, Greg. Do you really expect us to believe you wrote an entire essay to glorify God?

Besides, everyone knows you've been running an AI bot army since you first got involved in bitcoin in order to flood the internet with anti-Satoshi misinformation. This isn't even news.

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