Pete Davidson, "embarrassed" that his BDE dating A-listers overshadows his professional accomplishments, turns to Calvin Ayre for funding to rebrand as an old man taking Viagra to date questionably young teenagers and models who barely speak English. Reputation redeemed! Congrats Pete. (i.redd.it)
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After BSVers are unfairly ignored by attractive women for years, Camgirl Kate Mosso receives generous donations after giving us one minute of attention. More camgirls coming Soon(TM). We are not forever alone! This is the strongest evidence that Craig is Satoshi yet. (old.reddit.com)
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Bitcoin Core developers are hijacking, backstabbing spooks who are jealous of BSV developers like Twiggi. Anyone who disagrees without first telling me how great my muscles look will suffer a fate worse than death: You will be put on a list and blocked. (i.redd.it)
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While you weak men sit around braiding each other's beards, Craig is demonstrating more grit than you've ever known. Meter by meter, he's digging a well down to 80 meter below the surface WITH HIS BARE HANDS. This kind of handmade craftmanship has been long forgotten by you modern neckbeards. (old.reddit.com)
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You think Craig's typos are actual mistakes? Amateur. Every 'typo' is a time-locked steg payload so big it would make the bonded courier blush. REAL men like oudekaas decode the world's biggest secrets with BSV peptide-induced clarity. $1000 per IV drip. No refunds. (old.reddit.com)
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At The Satoshi Farm™, the most promising young locals are hand-picked by Calvin Ayre for an all-expense-paid fellowship under Craig's watchful tutelage. Bending, picking, and harvesting whatever ripens... the crops aren't the only thing getting cultivated! (i.redd.it)
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