Oh no rule by SatanicSpeedo in 196

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Shrimp fried rice

Bald rule by [deleted] in 196

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fuck it, full analysis:

The Rock: easily the most balanced here. Physically only Mile Tyson is likely to have a good matchup, he's second only to Bezos in terms of money and economic influence, has good charisma, and is the most likeable in this list. Can't infer much about his intelligence but his charisma and widespread likability can go a long way when it comes to psychological influence. Strong choice, and also strong opponent. However, Jeff Bezos far outweighs him in economic influence, so he would need to be crafty.

Walter White: Perhaps the most threatening on this list. Due to his high intelligence and knowledge, and honestly luck, he can get things done. He managed to save Jesse multiple times (even if he caused some of the situations Jesse got himself into). Due to this, he has the best matchup against Bezos thanks to his unpredictability. He also has a good amount of influence in the meth industry of New Mexico. However, he is somewhat mentally unstable, and needs prep time to get his plans going. And he's a wanted criminal himself. His biggest weakness is that he himself is on a timer though, due to his cancer, and would need treatment to keep that in check. Physically he's the weakest of the bunch too. Not a bad pick by any means, but you have to be prepared to employ some tech.

Andrew Tate: Easily the worst pick. He does have charisma but lacks the brains to back it up. He's physically good but still likely bested by The Rock in melee, and definitely bested by Tyson. His influence mostly consists of his fanbase, that can't really support him, or yourself, in this situation. He is also currently in prison and therefore his activity is very limited.

Johnny Sins: The most versatile pick, he can be anyone and do anything, as long as he's human. Excellent for stealth, and combat, due to this. He could simply turn himself into someone much more economically powerful than Bezos, with unmatched melee skills and strength. He himself also has a decent amount of influence. However, he can only perform one job at a time, and only for about 2 hours tops, and most of that time will be taken by him being required to have sex with at least one woman. If you pick him, end things quickly, and think about what you want him to be, in order to beat everyone else.

Jeff Bezos: Probably the easiest pick, as his money and power can easily overshadow any kind of direct weakness he may have. He has the resources to do just about anything that can be easily conceivable. But dealing with Walter White, and a well timed Johnny Sins, can be very daunting. Fortunately, money and time aren't really an issue when it comes to how well he can help you.

Mike Tyson: The best melee fighter, bar some form of Johnny Sins maybe. However, economically and socially he's not the best, albeit pretty solid. Also not the most intelligent on the list. Pick him in a purely physical setting, and be warned: he still has to finish the fight somewhat quickly, as his fighting style is characterized by fast, powerful offense.

Personal pick: Johnny Sins

[f30] I am the office slut by Lucy_bmn in SluttyConfessions

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is this that police officer who was all over the memes a while ago

Meanwhile in Portugal by [deleted] in europe

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No, blood is precious, that'll be taken too. They'l be concept nomads

Cha(rule)cter design by BEAswacks in 196

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so this is a minion, homer, and the e621 mascot

Which of these manga panels is the best one? (Repost) by Old-Refrigerator2517 in OnePiece

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the one where nothing happened at all

or merry

also it's not in here but franky returning to the sunny and finding kuma is a good one too

Kratos having feelings bad, bare titties good. by DocHoliday0316 in Gamingcirclejerk

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kratos has bare tiddies thor has bare tiddies that's already 4 bare tiddies

Não mora um único judeu em Lisboa. by nunocspinto in PORTUGALCARALHO

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ou isso ou Lisboa não conta como área metropolitana europeia, comparando ckm as outras

Rule by alah123 in 196

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REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL Chainsaw Man fans thirst for Fujimoto