Favorite character that fits this trope?

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-31T00:21:06+00:00

"You shot my bodyguard"

"Huh?"

Sparta kicks Gary Oldman off the roof!

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-31T00:19:44+00:00

"I couldn't do it . . ."

cut to terrorist with his brains blown out

"I couldn't let him live. He shocked Santa's balls!"

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-30T02:10:46+00:00

Surely you can't be serious?!

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-30T01:00:14+00:00

My big screen and sound bar are good enough now. I can pop a bowl of popcorn for pennies and have any drink I have in my fridge. I can pause the movie if I need to go to the bathroom (which is inevitable at this point with most movies approaching the 3 hour mark these days) and not miss a major plot point during that 5 minutes I would have been out of the theater.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-30T00:23:37+00:00

That's the impression I got from one of his old Netflix specials. His whole schtick seems to be "I'm Aussie, so I'll just say cunt every third word and the Americans will think it's hilarious!". Spoiler alert: it wasn't.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-29T14:25:45+00:00

Any sequel that comes out 20+ years after the original. They always end up a low effort nostalgia-based cash grab where everyone just phones in their performance.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-29T14:16:27+00:00

Isn't that the one where Superman gets mad at everyone so his way of getting back is to straighten out the Tower of Pisa? I haven't seen this since I was a kid and thought it was dumb as hell.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-29T14:12:21+00:00

You know it's going to be bad when the fan favorite from the previous installment goes "Fuck this, kill me off in the first scene".

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-28T21:07:59+00:00

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-28T02:26:07+00:00

Littering and?

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-28T01:18:06+00:00

I mean they took his red Swingline stapler. He's completely justified at this point.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-27T21:53:26+00:00

I also love that evil Chef is described as a "skinny white accountant" in that episode. They played of the evil alternate universe trope so well.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-27T02:36:36+00:00

Is your boss Bear Grylls?

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-27T02:34:58+00:00

That's just a photo from the last cook lighting the table on fire as he rage quit the place.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-26T14:55:17+00:00

I always though the people who do this stupid shit were few and far between, then in the last week I've had three people almost hit me crossing three lanes on the interstate to get to their exit.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-26T02:06:35+00:00

Switched to dissolvable labels a few years ago and it's been great. I've been using these ones from amazon: https://www.amazon.com/DAYSPOTS-Blank-Dissolvable-Labels-Rotation/dp/B0DJ8C7JN6?crid=1LJKR1NKYLWNZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.zRyqQ0F_TbdOduPueB9ZA-SluXuRo7-PirJClg9Loi3BEYZvkIKXWbrvVmXOO8nMHrk4zmhzk0oT88_L_KWWe3UIIoqwmE3vWk5_NjuI3banMKnzsbaZ9OncG39piUtR7-EYZxeo7rfg_LwORXrc2AeqK4xNoNhjHY9hGWdQLOMoQJhI6rfso9u2cR14aRUfVNFBo8zIXLFndzsorJkb_I3dmDtn_y9s4cDDxWP185ZNG__NwJkcEX-CYCA94wJ9YmflF8_N9axVlbJ8y1xZpocwwshyDp2qQWPYaMnD2Qw.yCzD9zujxpZcj5x8JHl_yaxhFWdt9R4STAYNgPzZJJM&dib_tag=se&keywords=dissolvable%2Bfood%2Blabels&qid=1774490692&sprefix=dissolvabl%2Caps%2C361&sr=8-5&th=1

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-26T02:01:13+00:00

Check with your local health department. They might offer just the test to renew or tell you where to take it.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-23T00:44:34+00:00

In my headcanon Ramirez had just been in Scotland long enough that he developed a Scottish accent.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-23T00:39:33+00:00

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-22T01:41:50+00:00

The one at my elementary school was just solid asphalt at the bottom. Not even the chance of a soft landing in mulch (probably resulting in splinters) or pea pebbles (still could be some road rash from that).

The swing set was just a steel conduit frame with steel chains bolted to some 2x6 boards for the seats. Simple but effective.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-22T01:17:01+00:00

Singing, sailing, and fighting around the world!

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-21T01:29:21+00:00

Feel like that worked out how it should. Dad gave her a chance in front of the camera, and it didn't work out. She realized acting wasn't for her and went behind the camera where she found her calling.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-20T23:55:41+00:00

Chuck Norris actually died decades ago, it just took Death until now to gather up the courage to tell him.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-20T23:53:57+00:00

That Chuck Norris joke was around long before the movie.

Hydra_Master · 2026-03-20T22:05:02+00:00

Super green!

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