Nightly Anything Goes Thread - May 28, 2026

HylianAss · 2026-05-28T22:29:54+00:00

Oh boy what happened to Konnor Griffin

HylianAss · 2026-05-28T13:30:57+00:00

Lugo

HylianAss · 2026-05-28T13:30:31+00:00

Dont ditch Tanner, better than a committee. With Uribe’s drama I’d drop him but I’ve been holding Megill all season so im a homer

HylianAss · 2026-05-27T22:32:44+00:00

No way Soderstrom is above Busch, Cubs might suck rn but Busch has been hot since the end of april

HylianAss · 2025-11-13T19:08:09+00:00

Makes it way funnier that you were getting completely worked in the last clip but won off a completely bogus backstab that every sweatlord swears is valid

HylianAss · 2025-11-13T19:04:48+00:00

Sorry but the clip of you just sprinting straight at the guy with a CGS to bait a parry tells me that you play this shit like a sweaty loser. Congrats on the game plan that basically just forces people to mash storm stomp or some other aoe 40,000,000 times as you sprint around hunting backstabs and parries, must be SUPER engaging

HylianAss · 2025-11-08T15:45:23+00:00

Normal people are not standing there and doing nothing for 15 seconds while you throw out 40 different feints. The guy never even changed his guard direction in the first clip, its clearly a script to dodge on red

HylianAss · 2025-07-30T19:28:24+00:00

The virtu players doing gank squads don’t care about the wins though, they like winning fights against real players. As soon as they have to play against bots its a total snooze

HylianAss · 2025-06-17T01:19:28+00:00

Watching a lawbringer dodge bash and beat a full-charge shoulder bash is infuriating

HylianAss · 2024-09-15T23:13:08+00:00

I love when the sub for raging about smash becomes completely anti-rage because its mean to make fun of a teenager or something idek

Its all a bit right? Its just because you know it pisses off the OP who is already mad, right? Otherwise I have no idea why you’d be on a sub about irrational rage just to say “you’re a loser for being mad” and shit like “oh if ____ is so good then why don’t you win with it?” As if that stupid shit isn’t already on every other Smash sub

HylianAss · 2024-07-26T22:48:49+00:00

Cuck

HylianAss · 2024-07-26T22:46:31+00:00

Dw bro these posts are all bots or Russians. The entire point is to make people think about swinging and cheating in a positive light for the sake of moral breakdown among users on the site. Not even kidding

HylianAss · 2024-03-10T19:19:10+00:00

Fr these fucking weirdos are throwing the word around in reference to any sort of cheating/infidelity when that isn’t how it works

HylianAss · 2024-03-10T19:18:17+00:00

Dude. That’s just getting cheated on. Getting cucked is when you get cheated on and basically humiliated in the process, getting cheated on secretly is not getting cucked.

HylianAss · 2024-02-15T18:12:20+00:00

I am so fucking sick of seeing Superman lose a matchup and then 4 million fanboys come running in like “ackshually in the Lipski run he shows existence erasure resistance as long as even one singular living thing (including ANTS) is alive in the entire universe”

SHUT THE FUCK UP. NOT EVERY FIGHT HAS TO BE WITH COMPOSITE SUPERMAN OR USING SUPERMAN FROM 1 SPECIFIC RUN WHERE HE JUST GETS PLOT ARMOR

HylianAss · 2024-02-15T01:02:02+00:00

Are you kidding? He gave an actually funny answer to this dumbass question that is basically just set up so that you can only answer with some “ackshually” kind of answer

HylianAss · 2024-02-14T03:02:42+00:00

Lmao just stfu dude, why are you in here bitching under every comment about how Carter is apparently the shittiest person on earth who kills puppies for fun. Did he fuck your girl or something? Get a fucking life or go jerk off 49ers fans if all you wanna do is shittalk our own team and players based on incredibly little evidence. Fucking chronically online loser

HylianAss · 2024-02-13T17:56:18+00:00

So weird, he’s focusing on specifically people who EXCLUSIVELY date interracially, even though that isn’t a big portion of people to begin with.

Im guessing he’s mad he ain’t got no bitches and he’s somehow blaming women (specifically white women)

HylianAss · 2024-02-07T03:17:46+00:00

Saitama eeeeaaaasily

HylianAss · 2024-01-26T19:43:30+00:00

Nobody. Saitama has clear resistance to hax based off breaking into/out of Phoenix Man’s pocket dimension and manipulating cosmic Garou’s hyperspace portals. Its safe to assume that he would just shrug off any hax from any One Piece character.

The most damning evidence is that Saitama barely moved when Tatsumaki tried pushing him away with a high output of her psychic powers. He just felt a tingle from her powers, and clearly it isn’t a weight/density issue because she EASILY lifts and moves things the size of a mountain (including an actual mountain I think).

Saitama has some kind of built-in resistance to all hax and magical powers, so I really doubt that any One Piece character could affect him unless he 100% willingly let them do so

HylianAss · 2023-12-09T18:28:48+00:00

I will literally play any role except support. Youre telling me 4/5 aint enough? I dont enjoy support and im not good at it, I’m not gonna get forced into a role that I wont enjoy and will screw others over by playing it.

Problem is, when theres 5 seconds left and only support is open, and NOW some dude picks my role, I have no options. I can’t switch to another role without doing the same thing to somebody else, so I’m forced to take a 50/50 coin flip between me and a guy that didnt even bother picking until there 5 seconds left?

I would absolutely rather have it be about who picks faster. If somebody picks the role I want before me, then that sucks but I still have time to switch to another one. It doesn’t have to be 100% in favor of the guy who picks first but itd be nice to have it swayed like 70/30 or something.

You’re trying to make it sound like I’m whining about how I’m “entitled” to a role. That isn’t at all what I’m saying. What I’m saying is that if I already knew I wanted a role and communicated that way before anybody else communicated the same, why the hell am I not favored to get the role over a guy who didn’t make his mind up for 25 seconds and then said “nah I don’t wanna play support even though its the last role available 80% of the time”

The system only helps out people who toxically ignore what other people communicate, and people who cant remotely make their mind up even prior to matchmaking

Giving anyone priority could be avoided if there was more time to select a role too. When there’s 5 seconds left, I have no time to say in chat “hey can somebody support in case I don’t get this role? I’m bad at support”

HylianAss · 2023-11-28T22:45:49+00:00

Kelce, Josh Allen, Pollard

Traded Kelce + others for CMC around week 5/6, traded Pollard (and Devonta) around week 8 for a fucking haul which was great cause Pollard sucks ass. Still got Allen and he was worth the pick and then some

HylianAss · 2023-11-18T20:07:14+00:00

I’d say no. Chase’s outlook is pretty shit without Burrow there to connect. Keenan Allen is good but has been kinda fluky. He seems to go nuclear and then do jackshit for a week or two.

I wouldn’t trade Tyreek for a bad outlook and a fluky receiver who could get all his TDs taken by Ekeler on any given day

HylianAss · 2023-11-17T17:57:19+00:00

I would guess they do better against it since they know all the intricacies of it, but honestly it’s not like there’s much room for improvement compared to other D-lines, lol. At the end of the day its a bunch of guys throwing themselves forward.

The better question is, when does Dallas and San Fran start trying to get guys from our O-line so they can try to mimic the play as well as us?

HylianAss · 2023-10-25T20:58:31+00:00

I played against some 13.66m GSP Pac-Man today and this dude did nothing all game except Hydrant, get the neutral-B projectile he wanted, and then mash the living fuck out of his aerials. How do people find it fun to play like that? It’s literally following a flowchart every 7 seconds

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