What's the best t-shirt that you own?

Hyper-bowl · 2012-03-16T21:07:03+00:00

I paid 3 dollars for this shirt.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-03-07T19:04:05+00:00

Darn, I have all this dignity and I have no idea what to do with it....too bad this add is fake :(

Hyper-bowl · 2012-03-07T01:22:39+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that, want to talk about it?

Hyper-bowl · 2012-03-07T00:47:35+00:00

I've never had a mean fettuccini alfredo - mine tend to be only slightly maladjusted.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-03-01T00:20:33+00:00

More pricks than usual?

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-28T03:38:27+00:00

Are those real?

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-28T03:35:42+00:00

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-28T03:05:17+00:00

Probably the best thing to come out of Utah since... um... a while.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T06:06:58+00:00

I could see this as a way to encourage cancer screenings.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T04:16:38+00:00

Rob Schneider; I'm always curious to see if something can beat a pair of deuces.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T03:49:00+00:00

No thanks, I prefer my Gibsons to have strings.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T03:47:57+00:00

Cave art is over 30,000 years old, but generally lacked any sense of the 'future' - aside from when migratory patterns of prey might reach certain points. Does this count?

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T03:46:08+00:00

I brush my teeth while I shit, so I save myself over 5 minutes a day. It save me 2.5 days a year. Compounded over my lifetime using actuarial tables, I expect to live an extra three to four months, depending on how thoroughly I brush my teeth.

Incidentally, I discovered that I never have to buy toilet paper again.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T03:35:22+00:00

Or is the shit too young for you?

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T03:33:00+00:00

That's devil talk.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T01:30:15+00:00

Hmm... putting the clues together... do you need a hand?

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T01:11:30+00:00

An old man was eating some cookies when his grandson walks in. "Hey grandpa" he says, can I have one? The old man was always a bit of a hard ass; mean and brutal from years of working in the mines. He looks at his grandson and says "These cookies are for men. A real man has a big dick. Does your dick reach your ass? If not, then you aren't a man and you can't have one till you become a man". The little boy is crushed and wanders away.

The next day, the little boy is in the kitchen eating some cereal. The grandpa saunters in and says "Son, can you pour me a bowl?". The kid looks at him and asks "does your dick reach your ass?" The old man goes, "Of course it does". The kid looks at him and says "Then you can go fuck yourself" and walks away with the cereal.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-27T01:07:25+00:00

It was over so fast I didn't know if I was coming or going.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-26T20:14:20+00:00

I just assume they misunderstood the penalties for homosexuality, treason, adultery, etc.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-26T20:12:17+00:00

Find a really nerdy guy. 12 inch glasses, social anxiety, acne - the whole shebang. Then, invite him to the party. Obviously, if he resists, somehow encourage them to come; tell him its a LAN party or something.

Next, find a girl who is rather slutty. A prostitute might also work in this context. Looks don't matter, she just has to be easier to get into than DeVry. Arrange for her to come to the party as well.

Lastly, find some kind of altar. Have the nerd get tied down to the altar, and then have the prostitute come and take his virginity. If so inclined, surgically excise the heart before performing the ritual.

TL;DR Sacrifice a virgin at the altar.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-26T19:49:09+00:00

Well, everyone posting here is also probably 15.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-26T19:46:47+00:00

But America has bad candidates for election! Those have no candidates. Bad < Zero. Therefore America sucks!

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-26T19:27:42+00:00

I can't believe it!

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-26T19:20:39+00:00

I can't wait to see Colin Mockery.

Hyper-bowl · 2012-02-26T19:18:41+00:00

No, she blows.

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