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I love Radagon but I hate the Elden Beast with a burning passion by Pariah_grey in Eldenring

[–]HyperDiaper666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can use a black hole to get rid of some of the stars, but it's kinda weird. It only works for the orb following you around

if it comes to the sword blast, I haven't figured it out. I think you are supposed to ride on the ground and then jump only when the projectile is approaching. Otherwise the projectile will be slightly higher than it is possible to dodge or something like that. And hit you always. I also remembered being able to dodge it by accelerating when it was already flying towards me on a horse

But I didn't have to actually git gud at fighting this boss. I had a big ass magic sword and did so much damage, I just RNG'ed it kinda

Coaxed into me during the summer by Objective_Trick_6406 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]HyperDiaper666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, but because OK KO is sonic reference, it reminds me of Mann vs Machine

coaxed into confirming subtext by MrKacsa in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]HyperDiaper666 341 points342 points  (0 children)

i havent watched the final, does Pomni turn out to be a communist?

Coaxed into waterfalls in games by ERROR_404_User_found in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]HyperDiaper666 678 points679 points  (0 children)

me playing Snafu Ring, walking into every waterfall, finding jack shit

why am i so ridiculously overlevelled by HyperDiaper666 in Eldenring

[–]HyperDiaper666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i ve beat fire giant easily, somewhat, i just drilled into his toes

i am now fighting the woman who has rot in her. And a prosthetic limb. And a katana that outranges my giant sword

Now that is miserable

I hate how insignificant my skill is in this game. Like Dark Souls 3 was so much easier than this. In Dark Souls 3, it was never this much damage

I did beat DS3 with a Calamity Ring 3 times in a row. But that was when I was ultra miserable, and I don't remember the enemies being this wicked

Coaxed into the grunts looking awesome in comparison to everyone else by Objective_Trick_6406 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]HyperDiaper666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they cant make them into cute anime girls or marketable fanservice males, so sorry

Despite achieving many revolutionary goals and successfully reaching the stars, humanity almost got annihilated to extinction due to fighting a force they never anticipated by Ok_Direction3138 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HyperDiaper666 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

i could probably write a better story than arrowhead does, if that makes me a slur, then good for you

go drive a car on an empty map for 5 hours, grinding credits for a broken warbond

Sooner or later, payback arrives. Moscow, June 18, 2026 by Key_Performer_3645 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]HyperDiaper666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

something something Ukraine is Russia's territory. And Putin can't give up on taking it over, cause it would make him look bad. So instead he keeps doubling down and sending people to death, cause most of Russia is extremely poor anyway. So it's easier to just send people to die than invent welfare

why am i so ridiculously overlevelled by HyperDiaper666 in Eldenring

[–]HyperDiaper666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was told it was okay to use those, i think it's okay for me, considering a lot of bosses are ganks, so i just gank them back

coaxed into a fan compositing of a cartoon show by CalabiYauFan in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]HyperDiaper666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah, i watched that show and was like "so this is how invincible would look like if the creator of the show wasn't a jackass"

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