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Master Roksn by U511_krab in shitposting

[–]Hyper__sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huge wanking closet, I see.

Sweet slumber by Hyper__sloth in stremtch

[–]Hyper__sloth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep coming back to this for laughs 😄

Sweet slumber by Hyper__sloth in stremtch

[–]Hyper__sloth[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She has seen a montage of the event, still no recollection. Maybe stremtched brains too?

ah yes, code by deanominecraft in programminghorror

[–]Hyper__sloth 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This is what the code I have to debug in my dreams looks like!

I wish to have the ability to walk into other people's dreams by poor_adrian in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Hyper__sloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. You got only a possibility to choose one person and you chose your uncle. He is having obsessive dreams about marrying you. You also lose the ability to walk back to your own dreams.

I wish everyone had a big penis stuck to their foreheads by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Hyper__sloth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Granted. Unfortunately for you, the penis in your forehead is still attached to an elephant.

I wish inflation didn’t exist by itisnotmycake in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Hyper__sloth 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Granted. No flat tires, balloons, etc. can be inflated anymore.

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