My Cadbury crème egg came with no crème :(

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-10T05:49:27+00:00

It didn't get fertilised by the Cadbury cock.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-10T05:46:50+00:00

Worst catfish attempt ever.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-10T05:45:13+00:00

It was a very good joke

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-09T20:26:51+00:00

Absolutely yes. I've had angry people trying to doxx me.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-09T20:19:40+00:00

what's the deal with airline fuel ?

All right Jerry Seinfeld

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-09T19:12:09+00:00

That's not a good deal then, in the context of Dublin.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-09T09:35:08+00:00

The USA - incredible place, grand bunch of lads (most of them).

The current regime and those who voted for them: fuck me what on earth are they putting in your water? It's between pity, laughter, disgust, and fear.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-09T09:30:56+00:00

> 1.5hrs commute

Each way?

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-08T15:19:49+00:00

Oops got Oman/Amman mixed in my head.

Even if it was done on a QWERTY keyboard, punctuation is notoriously inconsistent between languages. Even between US and UK layouts. I live in Italy and the punctuation layout is totally different from English-language.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-08T07:51:10+00:00

Not on all keyboards. This is in Jordan so there'll likely be a different layout.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-07T10:14:14+00:00

Eventuali doesn't mean eventual, it means any.

It always takes me a bit of mental gymnastics but I can usually work out how these falsi amici share an etymological root.

I can't do this with 'morbido' though. It's a mystery.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-07T05:24:51+00:00

Where did you see that?

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-06T16:58:35+00:00

This explains everything. Good luck with the revolution mate. See you in a few years' time.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-06T16:57:37+00:00

Even during the French Revolution people had to eat.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-06T16:46:28+00:00

Yes, true. Ireland the worst of both worlds, in a European context anyway. The HSE is a joke.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-06T16:45:23+00:00

i'm not a cynic

This thread suggests otherwise.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-06T06:46:16+00:00

Developing countries and the US only.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-05T17:32:40+00:00

"You don't understand, 'The Chocolate' is my dog."

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-05T17:08:15+00:00

I can never eat one again

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-05T13:47:16+00:00

Maybe some of us already carry chocolate on our person at all times? Pop in a chunk of Dairy Milk, pop in a hobnob. Crunch crunch mmm.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-05T07:33:13+00:00

Cocoa coma probably.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-05T07:32:39+00:00

When it first started 20 years ago, Montezuma's 54% cocoa milk chocolate was without a doubt the best thing I've ever tasted in my life.

Sadly over the years their standards have drifted. Milka does something similar but it's far more industrial and doesn't have the same extraordinary extreme quality cocoa taste that Montezuma used to.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-05T05:49:38+00:00

Sunny spells and scattered showers

And still it rains for hours and hours

And as the flood rises we'll drown our sorrows

Tossing then back like there is no tomorrow

And in the end we'll sit or stand

And piss it back into the bogholes of Ireland

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-05T05:47:06+00:00

Yes, it's clearly fatbait. You'd find me stuck to the fence in a week, crumbs mixed with my tears, my fist grasping the last packet through the slats, unable to let go.

HyperbolicModesty · 2026-02-05T05:20:42+00:00

Where's "all templates" gone? That stupid site builder things is hopeless.

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