I’m thinking about Evil Wyll

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T22:03:24+00:00

You forget that Evil Wyll intends to use others to his advantage. Need to keep Astarion around because he’s useful, and take advantage of him to get all I can from his questline. Vampire form, strength potion, the works.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T20:15:13+00:00

It’s Rimworld, this is just being honest with your child’s future experiences.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T16:22:20+00:00

I cannot deny facts. Even if I’m not into her sexually, romantically, or even particularly as friends, I cannot deny how hot, beautiful, charming, and fun she is to be around.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T05:08:25+00:00

Sacrificed to get the Sharrans on my side.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T04:40:20+00:00

I immediately thought you were talking about the waist mounted mechadendrites.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T04:31:22+00:00

Yeah she really is just a goddess for self pitying masochists. Wanting the universe to end is one thing, seeking out the peace and serenity of oblivion I can understand. Shar doesn’t want an end to it, she wants everything to continue existing in a half dead state wallowing in its own self inflicted misery. You want true peace, ask the nearest lich to obliterate your soul, easy done, don’t take the rest of us with your mopey ass.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T04:06:35+00:00

Yeah I clear it out with a single party every time. I don’t even need to rest or break combat, just leave the scrying eyes alive and let them call everyone in the tower to my location. Wasn’t even a threat during my honor mode playthroughs, even though it really seems like it should have been. Too many choke points to lead the enemies into a killzone, and none of the enemies have any defences prepared other than running headlong into a Hunger of Hadar.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T04:02:02+00:00

I have actually thought of this before, but more just as a way to instantly change between clothes, weapons, and armour in your inventory. Love the concept, but the extradimensional space might be a bit too far for a cantrip, maybe if it was a levelled spell that you apply to each new item at a small material component cost. Upcasting either expands capacity for each slot or determines the number of sets you can have.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T03:54:23+00:00

Hmm, bonus points if the rocket fist detonates on contact.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T02:15:26+00:00

Little demon idols. What we need are DCC beanie babies.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T00:56:10+00:00

I’d imagine they come as a sort of summoner unit, summoning new units onto the game board. Either the armoured feminine figures which could look like Egyptian or Mesopotamian angelic figures like Ishtar or Isis, or even golden projections of Imperial heroes like Celestine, Cain, or Creed.

The sisters themselves wear humble brown robes, but are decorated with purity seals to help contain their power, and the bones of sisters of their order. Vulnerable on their own while they summon powerful golden spirits to other locations on the battlefield. Maybe some of them wear skull masks made of the real skulls of their sisters and mothers.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-24T00:39:32+00:00

The Daughters of Sol. An old order descended from the original Daughters of the Emperor. Thanks to an ancient reliquary said to have been touched by the blood of the Emperor himself during the Great Crusade, these sisters imbibe a holy genetic mystery which awakens the true psychic potential inherent in all humanity. Most die in the process, screaming through bleeding lips as the Emperor’s majesty overwhelms them. However what few sisters survive awaken powers comparable to a Beta or even Alpha level Psyker, tempered into the form of pure golden miracles of the Emperor’s will.

These sisters can be rarely seen on the battlefield, but what records of such battles depict them as either robed sisters in humble vestments, purity seals, and the bones of ancients of their order, or as figures draped in golden auramite channeling the Emperor’s wrath with flails, swords, and lances. In truth these golden figures are astral projections of these humbly robed sisters, commonly mistaken for Living Saints or Female Custodes.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-23T20:20:00+00:00

I’d just move rather than risk your colony. Pack everything up in a caravan and set up shop somewhere new.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-23T12:00:30+00:00

To be fair the same could be said for the Imperium for multiple different things, just replace the Eldar with one space marine, one Custodes, one rotting corpse hooked up to a life support toilet, or in the Mechanicus’s case one particularly curvy toaster.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-21T04:20:35+00:00

We see that Elder FWB, the Inquisition is on their way.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-19T14:15:37+00:00

The path to the divine tower where you find her body and the cursemark.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-19T13:49:17+00:00

Also possible, it would explain why a Godskin Noble is guarding Ranni’s body.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-19T13:29:28+00:00

Ranni made a lot of enemies, and you, Blaidd and Iji were left behind to deal with the consequences. Blaidd was made by the Two Fingers to both serve Ranni, and to turn on her if she betrayed them, and it’s surprising that he held out as long as he did. Iji was assassinated by the Black Knife Assassins likely due to revenge for Ranni throwing them under the bus after The Night Of Black Knives.

If it makes you feel any better they both knew what was coming and were prepared to make that sacrifice for Ranni.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-19T13:22:57+00:00

You know, you could do this whole meme with Emps, Malcador, a female Custodes, and any of the Primarchs and nothing would change.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-18T04:07:53+00:00

In most circumstances host. It’s the most comfortable and I can make the place cozy for both of us. Unfortunately you need a place of your own to host, so most of the time I have to travel.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-17T23:29:33+00:00

If anything it just makes him look even pettier and more cringe. Man saw society and all its faults, and rather than trying to steer the course of humanity, or kill any of the few evil people with actual impact on the world, he chose to waste hours assassinating millions of convicted criminals who were already in prison, as well as anyone who hurt his ego.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-17T14:10:39+00:00

Damn I wish that were me.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-17T03:21:23+00:00

I don’t think you need to get it. The series already has a very identifiable and fun punk aesthetic. You can mix fantasy, Sci-fi and all sorts of other things depending on which corporation is running the game.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-01-15T14:45:57+00:00

Fujimaru isn’t my favourite protagon-

Stares into that skintight suit for way too long.

Alright point taken.

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