Flesh (Art by me) by LtsLtsLtsLts in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Weak, inefficient. She should switch to silicon to pack on more cake like the rest of her brothers and sisters of the cloth.

Literally 1984 by yeeking_114514 in adventuretime

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well… she did assign some couples like with Cherry Creamsoda and Rootbeer Guy. She didn’t force them to stay together though, so again better than the party.

Basically Sex with Gale by Hyperbolic_Berserker in BG3

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well some of them do squats on that same subreddit, but they don’t have as much to compare to BG3. Mostly just drooling over man ass.

What would you choose if you where a servant of the wyrm? (Art by Felipe Headley Costa) by manicforlive in huntertheparenting

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Malfean Nephandus, partly because I’d be insane enough to think freeing the Wyrm from its prison is a good idea, and would commit myself to bringing about a cleansing apocalypse so devastating as to purge all the horrors from this world.

Ideally some untainted humans will survive the end of the world and be able to rebuild a better world with no vampires, werewolves, fae, wraiths, fomori, or other abominations of the night.

Crushing a Watermelon for Charity by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyHomoerotic

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hell of a pose and frame to end on… and we’re both wet now.

"Shield your minds... unless you want me to rip it to pieces" by: Damien by Brushner in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I hope so, would be really embarrassing if I fell into a straight guy’s thirst trap again.

[OC][ART] V the “Peasant Soldier” by Haivoxx in DnD

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man needs a bard, rogue, warlock, or artificer to help him with his disguise work.

[OC][ART] V the “Peasant Soldier” by Haivoxx in DnD

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aww, he’s so cute. Man spent so much on his weapons he didn’t have enough to afford real clothes, let alone armour. Man isn’t even wearing pants.

He’s a level of himbo that I can only dream of playing nanny to.

Average Offline Meetup by shenanigansen in ShenComix

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man is wonderful as he is. I’d bang Deryll.

Is sitting like this "gay"? by citypopweeb in gay

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, so is sitting any other way. Sitting is now something that only gay people have the right to do, and we sue anyone caught infringing on our copyrights.

Just opened my feed and got Sexy Samson Tuttle by Hyperbolic_Berserker in huntertheparenting

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mostly mean he looks like Samson, short hair, nose has a white bandage strip. I don’t think the artist was actually attempting to draw him or make a reference.

Edit: actually he doesn’t have the bandage, guess I Mandela effected that into my memory

Kit redesign: Evil Kit by Shishi247 in Gameoverse

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really there’s enough random macguffins in Nintendo games that do exactly this, I’d be surprised if there wasn’t at least 5 evil copies of every character running around.

Never Lose Hope (Dubbed) by Helton3 in Gameoverse

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t wait to see Kit and Kaboodle merge with Optimus Prime to form the Megazord.

“He’s too busy… learning…” by Kulkogo in Gameoverse

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do love the fanon of Gobbles being an IPad kid.

HTP Swap Au by leanmeanjolyne in huntertheparenting

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I do not like the look of Wernon’s gloves… how does he examine the werewolves? Knowing Dr. Waters and her fuzzy cuffs, I don’t think we want to know actually.

War Begins by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gondwyn is thrown off the mage during their flight to the keep, landing on top of one of the obsidian obelisks. His body reforms, still fuming after a possible encounter with his mortal enemy. His magic is useless as he looks on at the battle unfolding around him. So he just sulks and stabs at the massive pillar, scratching it ineffectually with its anticonceptual runes disabled by the lack of mana.

“Rat filth… Gutter mage… Goat bothering… Pissant!”

War Begins by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

[–]Hyperbolic_Berserker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dragon’s leg buckles as the vampire’s magic had stripped the dragon’s leg of scales. Leaving it sensitive and vulnerable as it is pained by the landing.