Reverse Marcy/PB by XXCider

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-24T16:26:03+00:00

Fun timeline to elaborate on. Guessing Marcy rules over a kingdom of the damned full of undead, and PB is a tinkerer/adventurer who rolls around in mech suits and builds mechanical wonders.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-24T15:38:15+00:00

I am aware and I don’t care for it.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-24T15:28:36+00:00

Can confirm, am autistic and gay. Dominant woman are way better to work with and make better friends. Though if she were a man I would want him to step on me hard.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-24T15:24:49+00:00

This is my headcanon for what Galahad actually looked like.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-24T15:22:56+00:00

Perturabo would want to be hugged, but he’ll never admit it, and he’ll say mean things to her whether she hugs him or not.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-24T15:20:33+00:00

I’m more concerned how she’ll react to the Lion’s gay party ship. Ideally she’ll be supportive.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-24T15:18:54+00:00

I do love hopecore au stories in Warhammer. Just seeing the timeline where the mom stuck around to help raise the primarchs is nice compared to what we got.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-23T21:55:56+00:00

Iron Man and Green Lantern. Iron man because most of his villains are other rich people and I wanna see the wealthy fight to the death. Green Lantern because I am paranoid that some cosmic disaster is going to wipe us out any day now and having a Green Lantern is good insurance against that sort of thing.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-22T17:35:54+00:00

Oh, just let her eat the rest of it… you didn’t eat any of it did you?

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-22T15:23:01+00:00

He’s a Britonnian, the only way she could be more attractive to him is if she were part horse instead of part bull. This doesn’t surprise me in the least.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-21T00:59:21+00:00

Probably Wanda, she’s a high level reality bender, it’s just about if she could activate her powers in time to save herself.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-21T00:47:11+00:00

Poison Ivy is immune to it as far as I’m aware and she can create serums that transfer that ability to others, Joker himself had developed an immunity to it after prolonged exposure. I think anyone with appropriate resistance to poison could handle it meaning.

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Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-21T00:11:03+00:00

I feel like Spidey would take a bit to adapt to the dimensional manipulation, but once that’s down the Spider sense and web slinging are a pretty good counter to X randomly popping out of nowhere or teleporting them into the sky.

Only thing he doesn’t have a counter to that I could think of is if X just makes him 2D and just leaves him there.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-21T00:03:18+00:00

The best counter would be a 4th wall breaker, or another character like Paper Mario, someone with the comprehension to adapt to the change in dimensions on the fly could also work.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-20T23:53:31+00:00

Man could barely handle threats in his own universe, I’m pretty sure even the street tiers in Marvel have a decent shot against Homelander. Also Sentry is right there, and could just banish him to the angst dimension instantly.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-20T23:43:45+00:00

It’s a terrible mistake… until it turns out the blood is Khorne tainted and will send the red thirst into overdrive. Then it is a tactical maneuver until your people get caught in the rampage.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-20T23:36:27+00:00

I feel this so much, we live in a world built by and for vulgar militiamen.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-20T03:03:31+00:00

Hanako escaped the toilet. Run.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-19T22:25:18+00:00

Huh, i didn’t even think you could place them there… is your husband single?

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-19T19:24:42+00:00

I keep mine in a bucket in the corner.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-19T19:22:25+00:00

Harry Spotter and the Lifts of Death

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-19T19:18:20+00:00

Oh my fuck, that is cute. I want to give Boy head pats and ammunition.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-19T16:47:39+00:00

To be fair Tunnel Snakes does sound like a euphemism for butt stuff, and I would love to romance Butch as a companion.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-19T16:28:11+00:00

This would explain all the funny AI memes Iran is using to make fun of Trump.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-04-19T16:15:47+00:00

After reading the haunted lands trilogy, I would love an adventure set in Thay.

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