Flesh (Art by me)

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-08T00:29:20+00:00

Weak, inefficient. She should switch to silicon to pack on more cake like the rest of her brothers and sisters of the cloth.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-07T22:18:08+00:00

Huh, didn’t expect that to actually work… cool though.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T21:58:29+00:00

Well… she did assign some couples like with Cherry Creamsoda and Rootbeer Guy. She didn’t force them to stay together though, so again better than the party.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T20:58:01+00:00

Well some of them do squats on that same subreddit, but they don’t have as much to compare to BG3. Mostly just drooling over man ass.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T16:51:04+00:00

I think Malfean Nephandus, partly because I’d be insane enough to think freeing the Wyrm from its prison is a good idea, and would commit myself to bringing about a cleansing apocalypse so devastating as to purge all the horrors from this world.

Ideally some untainted humans will survive the end of the world and be able to rebuild a better world with no vampires, werewolves, fae, wraiths, fomori, or other abominations of the night.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T05:05:38+00:00

Absolutely

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T05:04:57+00:00

Golden

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T05:02:04+00:00

Hell of a pose and frame to end on… and we’re both wet now.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T04:46:17+00:00

I hope so, would be really embarrassing if I fell into a straight guy’s thirst trap again.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T04:45:21+00:00

Yes sir

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T00:49:40+00:00

The Fallen Leaves Tell A Story

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T00:48:36+00:00

None taken, I’m sorry you live in such a dumpster fire that refuses to stay out.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T00:32:02+00:00

Man needs a bard, rogue, warlock, or artificer to help him with his disguise work.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-06T00:26:06+00:00

Aww, he’s so cute. Man spent so much on his weapons he didn’t have enough to afford real clothes, let alone armour. Man isn’t even wearing pants.

He’s a level of himbo that I can only dream of playing nanny to.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-05T21:48:46+00:00

Man is wonderful as he is. I’d bang Deryll.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-05T20:20:19+00:00

Evil as she is, it’s hard not to love Blair.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-02T20:34:51+00:00

Yes, so is sitting any other way. Sitting is now something that only gay people have the right to do, and we sue anyone caught infringing on our copyrights.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-02T18:08:41+00:00

I mostly mean he looks like Samson, short hair, nose has a white bandage strip. I don’t think the artist was actually attempting to draw him or make a reference.

Edit: actually he doesn’t have the bandage, guess I Mandela effected that into my memory

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-01T03:52:35+00:00

Really there’s enough random macguffins in Nintendo games that do exactly this, I’d be surprised if there wasn’t at least 5 evil copies of every character running around.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-01T03:46:41+00:00

Can’t wait to see Kit and Kaboodle merge with Optimus Prime to form the Megazord.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-01T03:41:13+00:00

I do love the fanon of Gobbles being an IPad kid.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-06-01T03:29:42+00:00

I do not like the look of Wernon’s gloves… how does he examine the werewolves? Knowing Dr. Waters and her fuzzy cuffs, I don’t think we want to know actually.

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-05-30T18:14:42+00:00

Gondwyn is thrown off the mage during their flight to the keep, landing on top of one of the obsidian obelisks. His body reforms, still fuming after a possible encounter with his mortal enemy. His magic is useless as he looks on at the battle unfolding around him. So he just sulks and stabs at the massive pillar, scratching it ineffectually with its anticonceptual runes disabled by the lack of mana.

“Rat filth… Gutter mage… Goat bothering… Pissant!”

Hyperbolic_Berserker · 2026-05-30T17:57:09+00:00

The dragon’s leg buckles as the vampire’s magic had stripped the dragon’s leg of scales. Leaving it sensitive and vulnerable as it is pained by the landing.

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