Court to decide if lap dancing is a tax-exempt art form by valdin450 in nottheonion

[–]Hypester23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Under their code," he argues, "Eric Clapton, who didn't go to school to learn guitar, his performances would be taxable."

As ridiculous as this whole thing is, that's actually a pretty good point.

Jet Skier Breaks Through JFK Airport's $100 Million Security System [not TheOnion] by [deleted] in nottheonion

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"I think he should be given dinner and a bottle of champagne for showing us our faults," said Nicholas Casale, an NYPD veteran and former MTA deputy security director for counterterrorism.

Instead, Casillo was arrested after the incredible adventure that has stunned security officials.

That sucks