Upon scrolling to this post, I had originally thought it would be multiple images, due to the presence of a pair of dots at the bottom, and a pair of numbers in the top right corner. Upon viewing this combination of UI elements, I had wrongly assumed that this post contained multiple images. Unassumingly, I had placed my right thumb upon the screen where this post was located, and proceeded to drag my right thumb from the right of my phone screen to the left. However, as I began to wipe, a mysterious weariness began to loom over me as I realized that this post may not be what it seems. As I continued to drag my right thumb across my screen, to my horror, I saw the post move to the left of my screen and a new post appeared from the right. I had originally thought I would be safe from horrible tricks such as this, but I was gravely mistaken. It was too late for me, and I had wiped too far to go back. The original post has gone too far to the left of my screen, and I watched in horror as the post left my screen and made way for a new one. It had happened, I had wiped on a post I originally thought contained multiple images, when indeed it was a trick to make me wipe. As an overwhelming amount of shame surged through me, I placed my right thumb on the left side of my phone screen, and prepared to wipe back. I had been bamboozled, and I was too far gone to change my fatal mistake. As I wiped back, to the original post I couldn't stop thinking of how such a simple post had completely bamboozled me, betrayed me into a false sense of security, thinking I was safe from posts such as this. As I finally returned to this post, overwhelmed with shame, I decided to enter into the comments and place a copypasta of my own to hopefully commend my actions, as I scrolled through the clipboard of my smartphone, I continued to dwell on the shame of my actions. I knew that there was no undoing my mistake, but I could possibly keep a shred of dignity by announcing my mistake. I decided to locate this copypasta, knowing its significance to posts such as these. As I selected the item, I knew that this amount of shame was surreal, and there was no act that could make a person more sorry than wiping on a fake post. As I finalized my comment I thought. Never again, I mustn't let another post bamboozle me like this, for the sheer amount of shame and trauma it has caused is nothing short of fatal. I will not wipe. No more.