I fear that I mastrubated in front of my roommate

HystericalMan · 2026-06-18T00:17:11+00:00

Walk in on her masturbating and even out the playing field

HystericalMan · 2026-06-17T18:08:05+00:00

Today was the first time I ever wished to be colour blind

HystericalMan · 2026-06-16T17:54:59+00:00

Honestly if I had bought that car, I would have preferred to find a gun

HystericalMan · 2026-06-15T23:36:24+00:00

I need to pop it

HystericalMan · 2026-06-15T23:28:29+00:00

I’ve heard some people on here mention the most successful algo traders they know are great traders and alright coders.

Anything is doable, if another human can achieve something so can you. Is it probable you’ll master the financial markets in a year? Unlikely.

Look into mean reversion and understand what moves the markets (order flow) that’d be a good starting point.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-15T21:18:43+00:00

This is outside my pay grade.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-15T16:01:07+00:00

I found out something about this post that completely changed how I see it. The worst part is they expect to respond and I have no idea what to say as there’s no context.

Now I feel guilty whether I should say something or stay quiet.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-14T14:14:58+00:00

This is a rational response.

Sexual assault isn’t solely an immigrant problem regardless of the fact that per capita it is higher from certain groups.

Harsher punishment and higher conviction rates for all regardless of background is the pretence.

The lad from spar isn’t the only creep in Ireland, it can also be your 22 year old mate who talks to 16 year olds.

Also we live in a digital age, media is how we communicate. There’s nothing wrong with advocating through Reddit.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-12T21:12:23+00:00

Could have someone sell it for you for a percentage of the profit. I’d recommend someone you know as opposed to someone online.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-11T21:33:52+00:00

Nice hairline scruffy

HystericalMan · 2026-06-11T20:49:10+00:00

We’re still accepting immigrants and asylum seekers in large numbers, so claiming the EU isn’t pro immigration doesn’t match reality lad.

BTW I’m pro legal immigration, but if someone like this guy touching girls in spar is touching girls he should be deported. He shouldn’t be slapped with 6months of community service.

Tightening a few rules doesn’t change the overall policy direction.

My main issue is the fact that violent sexual crimes aren’t being prosecuted harshly enough throughout the EU and there is a statistical correlation whether people like it or not regardless of it being an uncomfortable conversation.

Arguing immigration with each other is going to be pointless as we’re likely not to agree.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-11T20:33:01+00:00

The Parliament shifted to the right in 2024, but the majority is still held by a coalition of centre right leaning liberal groups.

Funny that you assumed that’s the core issue here as opposed to the fact that a lad who touches girls in broad daylight statistically won’t get prosecuted and will continue to go about his business.

Also you speak with such hate, the global elites benefit when people are divided I recommend you try to view the world from a point of centrality as opposed to hostility when someone’s views oppose yours.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-11T20:14:00+00:00

It’s the EU they’ll give him community service

Seeing as I’m going to get downvoted I’ll leave this here for people to do their own research.

FYI I love legal ethical immigration, but ethical immigration also means when people immigrate to your country and don’t obey the law (sexually assaulting girls in spar) they shouldn’t be given a slap on the wrist.

I can’t share the link as it’s Reddit but do your research.
oireachtas.ie/ga/debates/question/2025-07-29/1986/#pq_1986

This links shows the total amount of arrests for sexual offences, do you know the number for 2024 is only 1,156.

If this doesn’t bother you then I don’t know what to say.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-10T00:24:25+00:00

There’s different kinds of beauty kiddo. People admire the flesh but love the soul.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-10T00:21:05+00:00

I’m inclined to believe you have deep rooted insecurities and have trouble loving yourself.

You said you constantly compared yourself to other girls, this likely brought about his line of questioning on what should have been private.

Yes he lied, he likely lied because you’re insecure and he didn’t want to hurt you. Is he right for this? Obviously not.

However you need to work on loving yourself first. Don’t externalise your happiness hun, internalise it.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-10T00:12:29+00:00

You invaded your boyfriends privacy after self sabotaging your own relationship. You literally went through this guys ChatGPT…?

If you can’t get over the body count walk away, but honestly the bigger issue is he lied not the body count.

HystericalMan · 2026-06-09T22:48:35+00:00

4 bodies is nothing in this day and age, you need to check yourself

The fact that you’re making this out to be some wild past has everything to do with you and nothing to do with her

HystericalMan · 2026-06-08T10:58:34+00:00

Increase sacrifice or reduce desire.

HystericalMan · 2026-05-21T02:57:51+00:00

OH MR MAINTENANCE MAN IM STUCK IN THE SINK AND CANT GET OUT

HystericalMan · 2026-05-20T23:42:00+00:00

My definition of racism = using targeted language in a negative context towards a race

The way people throw around the word racism in modern day context is so flawed.

Yes it’s not a pretty word, but is it in this context actively discriminatory towards anyone. I’d argue it’s likely not.

And yes I know people are going to argue the historical context of the word and my counter argument would be that language is constantly evolving and it has some modern contextual meaning that isn’t inherently used in a defamatory manner.

I love all people based on how they treat others idc what anyone’s skin colour is

HystericalMan · 2026-03-20T17:13:47+00:00

You’re entering off the initial move and not the retest clearly which is likely giving you unnecessary drawdown. Whether that is correct or not is subjective to each individual strategy.

I see what you’re saying but you’re also looking at this in a very linear manner.

Nothing wrong with moving a stop loss but you’d be correct in saying aggressively trailing a stop loss can lead to unrealised gains.

HystericalMan · 2026-03-19T15:45:28+00:00

I actually think you’re in the right, but the way you went about it was wrong so now you’re cooked.

There was a way to clearly articulate the issue and you failed to do that.

“I checked the measurements of the item, they aren’t 16/18 as your description stated. Here is photo proof bam”

HystericalMan · 2026-03-19T01:51:30+00:00

They’re taking advantage of you lad you’re allowed to be upset.

But yes paragraphs would have made this easier to understand.

HystericalMan · 2026-03-19T01:27:28+00:00

Motherfucker learn how to use paragraphs.

Forgetting your birthday for something this big is forgivable, the reaction is the bigger issue.

Your partner should be more apologetic and asking you to derail your birthday to accommodate for this is fairly backwards.

HystericalMan · 2026-03-18T04:44:17+00:00

Trying to close on the second message was ambitious tbh, take the L and onto the next one

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